My Players Are So Fierce – Handsome dog Frank
Chapter 1093 - 370. When everyone suddenly starts wanting a wife..._2

Chapter 1093: 370. When everyone suddenly starts wanting a wife..._2

I, Stick Brother, am the first vampire player on this land to have a Blood Descendant, haha, and that’s way cooler than any hidden achievement.

"Get lost! Stop barking, will you?"

He pushed away Wumeioge, who was pulling on his collar, and said with hands on his hips:

"Jealous for what, birdbrain? The moment you chose the path of allegiance to Avalon, you kissed goodbye to anything to do with a Blood Covenant. I told you, it’s a different faction gameplay. I’m not even jealous of you being able to become an Archbishop now, so what face do you have to be jealous of my Blood Descendant?"

"So you’re playing cute after snagging a good deal, huh?"

Wumeioge was hopping mad, shouting on his tiptoes:

"Just watch me blast you on the forums! Those guys, if they get wind that you got handed a certified paper wife, wanna bet they’ll corner you IRL?"

"Handed? Explain that! This was earned through a quest, okay? And I took risks!"

Happy Stick shouted indignantly:

"Like I said, it’s an unfinished gameplay element, and right now I’m under pressure, working to help others perfect it. They don’t thank me, fine, but how could they plan on ambushing me? Such ingrates!

Pssh, you want to post, then post. See if I care.

Let’s move!

Let’s go somewhere and have a proper chat."

He said something to Melia and her sister, then swaggered off with the two vampire girls, vanishing into the shadows leading to the surface.

Leaving behind Wumeioge, seething with a mouthful of lemony bitterness, unable to articulate his rage.

It’s funny how some things don’t matter when nobody has them, but as soon as one person does, all hell breaks loose.

With Wumeioge posting about what he saw on the forums, complete with pictures of Melia bowing before Happy Stick and that video clip where she addressed him as "my lord," the forum exploded as expected.

Border city prodigal: [What, what? Say that again? What did Stick Brother do in the game? Sir Morphy gifted him a wife?

Holy shit!

Can we even play the game like that?

I’m truly enlightened!]

Akuen: [Prodigal Uncle, that’s where you’re clueless. We vampire players can see the Blood Covenant gameplay at the First Embrace ceremony. It’s been an official feature from the start, just not activated yet.

But now that Stick Brother has gotten himself a cyber wife, Akuen has good reasons to believe that the development of this feature must be in the final stages.

Forget it, I’ll dive into the game and check it out myself.]

Invincible Tyrannosaurus Truck: [Check it out my ass! Get to the classroom. We have a damned test today! You wanna fail or what?]

Lead Dove: [That’s fake, right? Stick Brother isn’t exactly a story guy, and he didn’t go grind affection levels with the main NPCs of the Blood Vulture Clan, so why did he get this ’early access’ privilege?

He must’ve greased some palms, right?

Totally greased them, didn’t he?]

Vomit Mud Sauce: [No wait, wasn’t it said that Stick Brother and Wumeioge got banned for seven days for abusing a bug? How come he got an electronic wife after the ban?

So, @Meow King, what bug did you guys exploit exactly? Could you give us the details?

No offense, just super curious.]

Meow King: [Hey, you’re spilling all those beans right onto my face, meow!

Don’t even try. The development team has already announced they’d be putting more effective ’invisible walls’ to prevent such malicious bugs, and both of us were just lucky or unlucky, depending on how you see it. Don’t you guys dare to play this risky game lightly. To be honest, Happy Stick’s current situation is already affecting his regular gaming experience.

He’s even carrying out some testing work beyond his player duty, submitting reports every week and exploring various interactive content.

It’s not for everyone.]

Lumina·Sun Stain: [What, what? There’s interaction? Tell me more, what level of interaction can Stick Brother get with that NPC?]

Meow King: [How would I know! It’s not like I’m the one who got a wife, but I did hear him mention there’s something about ’affection levels’ that prevents issuing commands beyond the current affection level.]

Thirty-year-old Yan Song: [I get it! It has got to be an 18+ feature, not suitable for children. Don’t ask too much.]

Spicy GuGu Chicken: [Envious enough to die here, poor kid hasn’t even had a kiss, and there Stick Brother is, getting a real-life 2D wife.

So jealous!]

Kind-Hearted Shark Uncle: [Damn! Damn! My leader Stick Brother truly rocks out loud, but I, the martial arts prodigy Giant Shark, wonder why the developers didn’t entrust me with such a significant role? I too want to contribute more to Alpha Company’s testing efforts!

Could it be I’m not working hard enough?

Darn it, I’m fired up now!

Gonna ditch work and log in to slay some monsters, cool down my mood... Rush into Blood Eagle Corridor, everyone!]

If any bros are interested, knock 1 to join in-game. We’re hitting up Decisive Battle on Andma Hill later tonight. Have to loot those three chests!]

Woman Sword Saint of Reed Name: [@Meow King, so the target has to be a barely alive vampire, right?

If I take out the head of a vampire first and leave one bruised and battered, then offer her a way out, would that mean I could have my own Blood Descendant?]

Meow King: [??? Holy shit, what are you planning?

Xiaowei, don’t be rash!

Your rogue method scares me just hearing about it, and besides, where else in Transylvania are there other vampires besides the Blood Vulture Clan and the two allied clans?]]