My gorgeous wife
Chapter 141 - 120: We’re All Adults, Speaking Maturely

Chapter 141: Chapter 120: We’re All Adults, Speaking Maturely

Li Wan looked at the approaching Li Chen, forcibly trying to suppress the fear within him, but he found his hands constantly trembling, entirely beyond his control.

"If you’re to blame anyone, you can only blame your bad luck for running into me," Li Chen chuckled, "Cheating the cheaters, that’s what I do best. So, are you going to pay or not?"

Upon hearing Li Chen’s words, Li Wan almost passed out.

"Really, really one million five hundred thousand?" Li Wan felt like he was losing his confidence.

"What else?" Li Chen patted Li Wan’s face while Li Wan dared not move an inch.

"Hurry up, stop dawdling. I guess you rake in over a million a day, right?" Li Chen said indifferently, "My patience is limited."

"Besides, I just so happen to be out of money recently."

Li Wan felt a cold sweat form on his forehead, realizing he had truly trapped himself this time.

Grinding his teeth internally, Li Wan said, "I don’t have that much, only one million."

Surprise flickered in Li Chen’s heart. He really had money.

"One million it is then, since you’ve met someone as easygoing as me," Li Chen sighed, "Not many people are as kind as I am."

Li Wan almost fainted.

After Li Wan had transferred the money, Li Chen’s face was all smiles, "When I’m out of money again, I’ll come back."

Upon hearing this, Li Wan nearly fell over.

After everything was resolved, Li Chen led Wang Qianqian and the others and left directly, while Li Wan still stood there, watching Li Chen’s departing figure, and sighed deeply, his eyes filled with dread and a profound sense of hatred.

After a long while, Li Wan suddenly flipped the table they had been sitting at onto the floor, his eyes brimming with anger and resentment.

One way or another, he must take back control of this situation!

...

When Li Chen and his group left the food stall, it had already turned dark, and the resort on Seaside Island was lit up with lights.

As Li Chen and the girls walked along the road, this time, they weren’t chatting about makeup or food. Their conversation was all about Li Chen.

"Mr. Cheen, how are you so amazing?" asked one girl, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.

"Brother Cheen, do you know some kind of lost Kung Fu?"

"Brother Cheen, will you teach me, please?"

The girls chattered incessantly, which overwhelmed Li Chen, but he found this attention quite enjoyable.

Lin Yi glanced at Li Chen, who was nearly bursting with pride, This jerk, is he getting carried away again?

"Well, that’s a secret I can’t share," Li Chen chuckled, "And don’t be fooled by those tough-looking guys; they’re all bark and no bite."

"How can they be no good?" the girls asked eagerly.

"Look at their breathing. It’s unsteady; they are all hollow inside, just empty shells."

...

A group of friends chatted as they walked along the road, but the topic shifted from Li Chen to telling jokes.

"I’ll tell one. There were two bananas walking down the road one behind the other. The one in front said, ’It’s so hot, I’m going to take off my clothes.’ Then, the one behind slipped."

"Oh, that’s not funny at all, let me tell one. A dog proposed to a bear, and the bear said, ’I don’t want to marry you, I want to marry a cat.’ The dog asked puzzled, ’Why?’ The bear replied, ’If I marry a dog, I’ll have bear puppies, but if I marry a cat, I’ll have pandas!’"

"That’s not funny either, check this out. A husband and wife, the wife says to the husband, ’Children’s Day is coming, everyone is buying things!’ The husband replied, ’Honey, you’ve grown up, you shouldn’t celebrate such childish holidays anymore, you know?’ The wife nodded understandingly, ’Yes, I know. Starting tonight, I’ll try to bravely sleep alone.’ The husband said, ’Dear, buy whatever you want.’ Then the wife went off to celebrate June 1st, haha."

Li Chen was speechless, what kind of jokes were those, and why couldn’t he find them funny at all.

"Mr. Cheen, it’s your turn." The girl next to Li Chen egged him on.

"Ah?" Li Chen was taken aback.

"Tell one, Brother Cheen." The other girls were not letting it go.

Both Lin Yi and Wang Qianqian looked over, both with a hint of expectation.

"Well, you asked for it," Li Chen cleared his throat and began, "Once, there was a man, he wanted to lose weight but was quite lazy, then he heard about a spa center that had a special weight-loss program."

Li Chen paused, noticing that the girls were eagerly waiting for him to continue.

"So, this guy went there, and the receptionist said, ’We have weight loss programs for 500, 1000, 1500, which one would you like?’ The man thought for a moment, then chose the 500 one, and when he went in, he found a woman wearing only a bikini. She said, ’If you catch me, you can have some fun.’"

At this point, some of the girls blushed. Mr. Cheen’s joke, rather risqué.

"Then, the guy caught her, they had their fun, and when he went back, he found out he had lost five pounds. Feeling good about the results, he went back the next day and chose the 1000 service. This time, there was a naked woman who said, ’If you catch me, you can have some fun.’ They had fun, and the man returned to find he had lost ten pounds."

Lin Yi spat out, this scoundrel, his jokes were so inappropriate, but he still perked up his ears.

"The guy thought the results were quite good, so he went for the third time and chose the 1500 service, but as soon as he entered..." Li Chen suddenly stopped, and the girls quickly asked, "What happened?"

"Then the man found a female gorilla sitting inside," Li Chen smiled, "The gorilla pointed at him and said, ’I’ll chase you, and if I catch you, I’ll have my way with you.’"

Wang Qianqian’s face turned red, Brother Cheen’s joke was quite something.

Li Chen saw that a few of the girls had lightly blushed, seemingly not quite accustomed to the joke.

"Not a single decent one among them," Lin Yi shook his head.

"President Lin, we’re all adults here, it doesn’t really matter," Li Chen chuckled.

Lin Yi turned his head away, unable to out-talk him.

"President Lin, you tell one," one of the girls shouted.

Suddenly, the other girls chimed in, "Yeah, President Lin, tell us one!"

Lin Yi sighed in resignation, "I’m not good at telling jokes."

"Oh come on, President Lin, it’s fine, just tell us one." The girls were relentless.

"Well, alright. Once, there was a person..." Lin Yi began to tell one, but it wasn’t really that good.

After walking for a while and checking the time, the group decided to head back, planning to rest.