Imposter Young Master -
Chapter 101 Sister Miao_1
Chapter 101: Chapter 101 Sister Miao_1
"Gu Xiaorou, what are you trying to do?" Yang Gang jumped in shock.
Gu Xiaorou stared angrily at Yang Gang, holding a brick in her hand. With a self-righteous look on her face, she countered, "That should be my line!"
She paused for a moment and then bombarded him with questions: "Yang Gang! Who’s the woman on the phone? What are you planning to do with her tonight?"
Yang Gang calmly replied, "Miss Gu, it’s impolite to eavesdrop on others’ phone calls."
"Are you planning to sleep with this woman tonight?" Gu Xiaorou asked, her face darkening.
"Well... if everything goes well, I suppose so." Yang Gang paused, grinned and said, "Xiaorou, congratulate me. I’m finally about to lose my virginity."
Gu Xiaorou’s face turned even grimmer. "Congratulate my ass! Isn’t there an engagement between you and Sister Xiaoxi? You’re being unfaithful!"
Yang Gang looked equally upset. "Crap, Gu Xiaorou, are you Sister Xiaoxi’s lackey? Her and..."
Before he could finish, Gu Xiaorou lunged at him and used her little mouth to take a bite at his neck.
Hiss~~~
Yang Gang winced and gritted his teeth in pain.
That woman Gu Xiaorou really did bite him!
Dammit, how am I supposed to have fun from now on?!
Something occurred to Yang Gang, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Just two days ago, Yang Fei bit the left side of my neck, and today Gu Xiaorou bit the right. I have a terrifying premonition that my life will be ruined in the hands of these two women."
A few seconds later, Gu Xiaorou let go. She looked at the fresh teeth marks dripping blood on Yang Gang’s neck, grinned, and seemed very satisfied with her work.
"With these bite marks, let’s see how you’ll sleep with the woman tonight." Gu Xiaorou said triumphantly.
Yang Gang had a sour smile on his face. So that was her aim...
"Phew~~ I feel much better now. Now I can enjoy my blind Dating tonight." Gu Xiaorou laughed.
"Haha~~ Poor Zhang Yu, he’s about to be cuckolded." Yang Gang paused and then grinned, "Hey, Xiaorou, if you need a hotel room tonight, come to our hotel. I’ll give you a 20% discount."
Gu Xiaorou glared at Yang Gang, opened her mouth and said, "Go away!"
Yang Gang chuckled, "Well, it looks like you’ve recovered your spirit. I guess I should take credit for that."
Gu Xiaorou looked at Yang Gang, and suddenly smiled. "Gang, what do you think we are to each other now? We’re not exactly friends, not exactly lovers, and definitely not lovers"
"Well..." Yang Gang paused for a moment, then laughed. "The relationship between two people when one has rejected the other’s confession, I guess."
Gu Xiaorou was taken aback. A complicated expression flickered in her eyes, but she said nothing.
After a moment of silence, Gu Xiaorou stretched lithely and said, "Let’s head back to school. We have classes this afternoon."
"Damn it, Gu Xiaorou, why did you come to Hangcheng in the first place? Are you addicted to school?" Yang Gang asked curiously.
"Hmph! I’m not telling you." Gu Xiaorou responded playfully.
Yang Gang twitched the corner of his mouth. "Xiaorou, if you came to Hangcheng for a mission and spend all day at school, isn’t that negligence of duty?"
"Gang, you have the nerve to lecture me? Didn’t you also come to Hangcheng for a mission? I heard from Sister Xiaoxi that you were supposed to find a 20-year-old girl and murder her. But instead, it seems like you completely forgot about the mission and only care about getting laid. So, if anyone’s negligent of duty, it’s you." Gu Xiaorou rolled her eyes at him.
Damn it!
It was true, Yang Gang had forgotten about this assignment entirely these past few days.
"Ahem, my mission is long-term and not urgent. Besides, all I have is a picture of a six-month-old girl. The client just mentioned that this girl is likely somewhere in Hunan Province, without any more detailed information. I figured Hangcheng, being the capital, might be the most likely place to find her, so I came here. But once I arrived, I realized I had no idea where to start looking." Yang Gang explained.
"Er... that girl would be 20 years old now, right?" Gu Xiaorou asked.
"Yeah." Yang Gang nodded, smiling bitterly. "So much can change from six months to 20 years. The only thing I could guess is that the now 20-year-old girl is probably beautiful. But with nearly a hundred million people in Hunan Province, there are as many beautiful 20-year-olds as there are stars in the sky. Finding this girl might be harder than finding a needle in a haystack. I think I should start preparing the penalty for breach of contract."
"What’s so special about this girl? Why would someone want to kill her after 20 years?" Gu Xiaorou asked, curious.
"Yeah, who knows." Yang Gang replied.
"Hey, Gang, do you have the girl’s picture with you? Let me see. What if I turn out to be the girl you’re supposed to kill? I’m 20 years old, beautiful... I fit the bill." Gu Xiaorou said with a laugh.
Yang Gang gave her an annoyed look and then took out the picture from his pocket to show Gu Xiaorou.
The picture showed a six-month-old baby girl with long eyelashes and a delicate face, evidently a beauty in the making.
"Hmm... this girl seems familiar for some reason." Gu Xiaorou observed the photo and commented.
Yang Gang jolted. "Are you serious? You’ve seen this girl?"
"Eh..." Gu Xiaorou hesitated and then smiled. "I can’t remember. It might just be a figment of my imagination. All beautiful girls look similar when they’re young, and besides, who can tell what someone will look like from a photo of them at six months? I might actually be her since I don’t have any baby pictures and I don’t know what I looked like as a baby. Say, Gang, if it really turns out to be me, would you kill me?"
Yang Gang’s mouth twitched. "Do I want to die? Zhang Yu, Sister Miao, and Su Xiaoxi would skin me alive."
Gu Xiaorou broke into a smile, took another glance at the photo and said, "Hmm... it does seem like it’ll be hard to find her. Oh well, keep trying. Sister Xiaoxi told me that the penalty for breach of contract is 100 million US dollars."
Yang Gang’s face darkened instantly. "Stop mentioning that woman Su Xiaoxi! If she hadn’t taken liberty with my account and accepted this ridiculous mission, would I be this miserable?"
Yang Gang clenched his fist. "I’ve had enough. I must ditch that woman!"
Gu Xiaorou rolled her eyes at him. "Gang, where are our bikes?"
"Oh, I completely forgot about the bikes because I was too busy running away." Yang Gang said.
"Alright. Let’s take a cab back." Gu Xiaorou suggested.
"You sure you don’t want me to bike you back?"
Gu Xiaorou grinned. "No need. What if my blind date sees us and misunderstands?"
Pfft!
"All the women around me are so fickle! Ah, not Sister Miao. Sister Miao is mature, sexy, cool, and has a unique style. She’s my favorite."
Something crossed Yang Gang’s mind, his hand touching his chin as he mumbled to himself, "Hmm... if my first time was with Sister Miao."
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ps: I recommend a book by a friend of mine, "Cultivation in the Flower Capital".
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