Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 860 - 850. Transfer next year

Chapter 860: 850. Transfer next year

Zhang Yanping quickly picked up his phone:

"Call the dance studio, if the phone breaks, every one of you will end up in the iron pot tonight—how is it? Tastier than the sweet potatoes from yesterday, right?"

The two geese buried their heads in eating, totally ignoring him. Meanwhile, Zhang Yanping picked up a sweet potato and crunched into it with a big bite.

"Ouch, this is so crispy and sweet!"

He chewed loudly, and even without a microphone, the nearby phone picked up all the sounds, making viewers in the livestream green with envy!

And the provocateur continued to stoke the flame:

"It’s so delicious! It’s so good! Not even worse than the peaches we sold at home! So yum, so delicious—you guys can’t eat such crispy fresh sweet potatoes now, can you?"

The fearless gangster was not worried at all about the frenzy from the viewers in the comments. Instead, he took another bite and looked even more smug:

"Let me tell you, these sweet potatoes have to be eaten fresh after just being dug up to taste crispy and sweet! If you take them home and let them dehydrate a bit and convert some starch to sugar, they won’t taste as good. But then, the roasted sweet potatoes will taste better than the freshly dug ones."

[I’m not listening, I’m not listening!!]

[You’re lying! I can eat them fresh after a few days too, send some over and I’ll show you!]

[Big bro! Big bro, give me a sweet potato, I’ll take you to dig up our gang’s treasure from thirty years ago! The pager’s price must have skyrocketed, big bro!]

[Oh big brother, just came out and saw my big brother become an internet celebrity living on sweet potatoes...]

Unable to eat sweet potatoes, viewers transformed love into hate, chatting nonsense and boasting in the livestream. After Zhang Yanping finished munching the whole sweet potato and checked the comments, he was totally dumbfounded:

"What, you want us all to go down together! What good does closing my livestream do for you?"

[No good, just being a daredevil]

[Can’t snatch tea leaves every morning]

[Can’t snatch salted duck eggs every noon]

[Can’t snatch the limited daily items either, even climbing Unicom Tower at night was useless]

[Since there’s no chance, might as well end it together]

[Used to think I was a leek, couldn’t escape being harvested. Now, no one would even want me as a leek, wuwuwu]

[Big brother! Big brother, look at me! I have money! Sell me a box of sweet potatoes!]

[I’ve been domesticated by capitalism—big brother, sell me a box please!]

Zhang Yanping: ...

Well... it’s not that he wasn’t selling, it’s just that he had been struggled to get them at a low price from Boss Chang.

He pulled a serious face, "As you can see, we only have less than two acres at home this year, there really isn’t excess to sell—we barely have enough for ourselves."

"What? You think we can’t eat that much? Impossible, I can munch through three to five at a meal and still polish off a bowl of rice..."

But discussing this forever just wouldn’t end. Zhang Yanping felt frustrated: When Qiaoqiao used to eat, no matter what she ate, she always did it openly and viewers didn’t complain like this!

Now it’s his turn to livestream, and behold, it’s all about major criminal investigations or these endless discussions in the livestream...

He had to change the topic!

He decisively pointed the camera back to Big White and Goose Sister.

The sweet potato peels on the ground had been quickly devoured by them, and now the two geese were eyeing him eagerly, clearly remembering that he had more in his hands than what they ate.

This could trigger another uproar, wouldn’t that be the same as trying to suppress one thing but causing another?

How could Zhang Yanping endure this?

He quickly said: "Big White, don’t just eat and drink foolishly every day... do you know you’re being transferred next year?"

Big White cocked its head, the bead-like eyes looking puzzled at Zhang Yanping.

Zhang Yanping just pointed at the phone:

"Don’t you see? Everyone in the comments says they can’t buy things, it all boils down to our stock being too small—you tell me, leading this flock of ducks, why don’t you think about increasing production?"

"Only a few dozen duck eggs a day, what’s that good for?"

"If you weren’t an old employee of our home, I would have deducted your meals!"

The audience in the livestream deeply empathized with this capitalist instructing his employee. But wait, what the capitalist is saying... that might affect if they can snatch anything next year?

Oops.

That’s awkward.

Brother goose, please be more forgiving! Only through the greatest hardships, can one become the alpha goose!

With Zhang Yanping’s chatterbox opened, it couldn’t be stopped—he used to be popular in the wholesale market not just because he was fair, plump, soft-spoken, and sweet-talking, but truly because he was very eloquent and loved gossiping with anyone.