Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 859 - 849. Goose Sister

Chapter 859: 849. Goose Sister

Regarding the change of hosts for the eating show, the live stream audience was not very supportive.

[Eating raw sweet potatoes? That’s it? Send a couple over here!]

[Your sweet potatoes are subpar, send them over and I’ll show you what’s wrong with them]

[Click to watch a fallen mob boss destitute and starving, stealing sweet potatoes to fill his belly]

[Savage, it’s you! Hahaha]

[At least wash them at home, outdoor water is so dirty]

[Be careful of parasites]

Yanping finally managed to scrub the mud off completely, and as he was about to start peeling with a potato peeler, he turned his face and saw this comment.

At this moment, his face turned dark, his thick brows furrowed menacingly, his speech sounded like he was interrogating a subordinate:

"Just say whether it’s edible or not!"

The comments weirdly paused for a moment.

Then someone finally said:

[It’s edible! It’s edible! Bro, don’t listen to them, being choosy when you’re broke]

[Exactly! My bro has now fallen to the point of gnawing on sweet potatoes, still afraid of parasites?]

[I’m dying! Worm medication is just two bucks a tablet at the pharmacy, can’t my bro afford it once he’s back on his feet?]

[Bro, just eat it, you’re a real man, washing off the mud is showing enough respect already]

[Right! When we were kids, we used to gnaw off the skin with our front teeth first, bro has standards, still got a knife with him]

[...What? Even the underworld is live streaming now?]

[You guys seem to be declaring loyalty to the boss at a gang’s gathering]

[Big bro, feel free to gnaw, looking at your pearly white teeth, you can definitely do it smoothly]

Yanping: ...

Frowning tightly, he leaned back tactically, then desperately clarified:

"Go away! What are you all babbling about in the stream? Ever heard of law and order? I’m just peeling it, and you guys are giving advice on it... And for those suggesting using teeth, what next? Think dentists don’t make money? My front teeth are way more valuable than sweet potato skins."

While speaking, he skillfully grabbed the plump and beautiful sweet potato in his hand and started peeling it with swift strokes.

"Come on, let me play teacher for once, teaching you folks how to peel—everyone knows how to use a peeler, right? Watch closely, you need to peel it thickly, not just the outer white skin, there’s another layer beneath."

With efficient kitchen tech, strips of sweet potato skin quickly fell onto the grass, and Yanping kept chatting with the crowd while peeling, making the live stream unprecedentedly lively.

"Remember, folks, you gotta expose the red flesh for it to be crunchy and sweet when bitten into. Otherwise, our family won’t compensate... oh, I forgot, we’re not selling these sweet potatoes."

He said, suddenly flashing a fierce grin:

"Go practice at your local market yourselves."

Live stream: ...

[Hahaha forgive me, my mom passed by while I was watching and said this guy definitely looks like a murderer]

[Who knows? When he smiled, I dropped my instant noodles on the floor]

[Nonsense, you guys are all talking nonsense! My bro didn’t kill anyone, he’s a good person!]

[Mafia boss sure is skilled with a knife, hard to control one’s imagination...]

[??? What are you imagining? Stop it, big bro never stabbed anyone!]

[Ah, isn’t everyone skilled with a peeling knife?]

[But when big bro grinned fiercely, his peeling knife wasn’t coated with sweet potato skins, but crime evidence]

Yanping: ...

He speechlessly stared at the barrage of comments: "No wonder Qiaoqiao doesn’t watch the live streams. Have you seen what nonsense you guys talk about every day?"

"What criminal evidence? What sinister smile? Judging someone based on their looks like this is totally inaccurate. Half a year ago, I was the most popular guy in our wholesale market, extremely affable."

[I testify! I fell into this trap because of Daxiong’s butt. The gangster boss was indeed white and soft like a steamed bun before.]

[Same old fan, I’ve witnessed with my own eyes how Big White turned from a steamed bun to a chocolate bun.]

[Wait, how can there be a chocolate bun in this world?]

[There is, I’ve had it once when I was studying in England.]

[Hey hey hey, we’re getting off-topic! Big Brother, your criminal evidence! It’s piling up thick!]

"Wow, my goodness!" It was only after seeing the barrage that Zhang Yanping came back to his senses, only to see the whole sweet potato had been peeled to a thinner size, falling on the grass, forming a light orange layer with a watery sheen.

"This shouldn’t go to waste..."

Zhang Yanping struggled to control his urge to pick them up and eat them himself, instead shouting towards the distant pond:

"Big White! Goose Sister! Want some afternoon tea?"

Goose Sister has been with us for almost two months now, her physique becoming increasingly robust, now even stockier than Big White.

But with a small head, her IQ hadn’t visibly increased; she was only particularly sensitive to her name and the word "eat."

Upon hearing the call, the figure joyously swimming across the pond paused, then with a proud tilt of her neck, she stormed over the pond like a dragon boat on wheels, reaching the pond’s edge in a flash!

Compared to her, even Big White lagged behind by a hand’s reach!

Zhang Yanping exclaimed, "Damn," then quickly adjusted the camera:

"Come on, 3D camera, immerse yourselves in the oppressive presence of Goose Sister!"

The live stream viewers felt a shift in perspective, the foreground showing a green grassy field, with the tranquil pond in the distance.

At the edge of the pond, a chunky white spot spread its wings, frantically honking "Goose Goose Goose" while charging straight towards the camera!

And behind it, another followed closely in a slightly offset posture.

Goose Sister got closer and closer.

Her fierce beady eyes, her little yellow hat on top of her head, her thick neck, her imposing chest, and her wings spread wide as if they could slap anyone...

Rushing over quickly, it seemed she could trample over everyone’s faces at any moment!

And Zhang Yanping?

Grinning mischievously, he picked up a piece of sweet potato skin and placed it above his phone.

The live stream erupted in exclamations!

[Ahhh don’t come over here!!!]

[Ahhh the goose is gonna peck me, save me ahhh!]

[Boss Goose! Boss Goose! Have mercy! I just had my right cheek filled, it can’t be slapped!]

[It’s coming, it’s coming, save me its huge chest and feet are going to step on my face!]

[Big Brother! Big Brother! If you keep teasing it like this, it’ll smash your phone later!]

Zhang Yanping was instantly speechless: "You guys are really getting into this..."

Still, seeing the comment about the phone getting smashed, he quickly threw the sweet potato skin onto the ground:

"This phone is newly replaced, can’t have it damaged — Big White, Goose Sister, come on, fruit tea time, let’s snack on these first!"

Goose Sister had already rushed up in front of him, her beady eyes glaring dominantly at the world, disdainfully looking down on everyone equally.

Then, it lowered its head and started gobbling the sweet potato skin, devouring it eagerly and sweetly with an impatient relish.

Meanwhile, Big White was not to be outdone; their thick necks crisscrossed, taking turns, their wings half-spread as if ready to fight at any moment.