Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 95: Straight to the Stomach

Chapter 95: Chapter 95: Straight to the Stomach

Yang Fan was ready to brush off the incident with any random excuse, but Gao Lanlan’s reputation was indeed a bit too notorious.

Li Jia simply didn’t believe it, she frowned slightly and muttered, "How did riding in a car turn into ending up in the field? Didn’t you see what the two of them were doing when you passed by just now?"

Yang Fan shook his head, "Are you saying the two of them were up to something?"

"Most likely, it’s quite certain." Li Jia suddenly lowered her voice, "Liang Bing’s wife runs that massage parlor in the town, right? She’s often not at home. Given his family situation, there’s no need for Liang Bing to come home every day, right? But he still comes back every day, and a lot of times he doesn’t even go to his own house, usually hangs out at Gao Lanlan’s mahjong parlor."

"If these two weren’t up to something behind the scenes, that would be odd."

Yang Fan nodded, "Hearing you say that, it does seem to make some sense. However, I just didn’t see anything, nor do I know what they were tinkering with."

"They might have already finished, or they haven’t started yet. Driving out into the field this early in the morning, what legitimate business could they possibly have?" Li Jia laughed, "These two, seem pretty wild about ’that thing,’ just like you, practically can’t wait to poke around in there all day long."

"Sister-in-law, I don’t like the way you put that," Yang Fan exclaimed, "I would love to be poking around in there all day long, but would you let me?"

"I’ll allow it, right now!" Li Jia lifted her chin and proclaimed, "Let’s find a secluded place outside the village, and I’ll do it. Today it will either be you killing me or me draining you dry. I see you have too much energy."

"If today you can completely knock me out, this time, I won’t count it towards the limit. But if you can’t manage that, after we’re done, you’ll only have one chance left. Better hold back a bit, to avoid desperately wanting it later without a hole to drill into!"

Yang Fan burst out laughing, "I’m curious, what suddenly made you so open?"

"Compared to Gao Lanlan, I feel like I’m living in a drainage ditch," Li Jia suddenly said somberly. "Even though her reputation is terrible, look at her life — she’s dripping with gold, not lacking money, not lacking men, and living more luxuriously than those in the village who despise her."

Yang Fan couldn’t help but smile, so he was being spurred on by Gao Lanlan.

But, that was indeed an undeniable truth.

Gao Lanlan’s life was indeed more luxurious than that of most women in the village.

Zhao Laoer made quite a tidy sum, and with Gao Lanlan keeping both a small shop and a mahjong parlor, she had a decent income every month.

Even though it was a mountain village, Gao Lanlan was only busy with her meals each day, with barely anything else to do, leading a very leisurely life.

The rumbling tricycle carried Yang Fan and Li Jia out of the village.

After traveling about four miles, Yang Fan saw a stretch of cornfields that seemed to go on forever.

This belonged to the neighboring village; though it was close, they were considered to be at the foot of the mountain, while Shicheng Village was up on the mountain.

"We could sneak in here, probably nobody would notice, shall we go here?" Yang Fan slowed down and suggested.

"Then... let’s go," Li Jia replied bashfully, "Let’s walk a bit further inside, there probably won’t be anyone working in the cornfield at this time, right?"

"What work could there be now? Don’t be so nervous," Yang Fan said with a smile.

Li Jia nodded, but then said, "Um, I’ll go in first, you follow a bit later..."

Yang Fan was somewhat helpless about Li Jia’s overly cautious attitude, but he had no choice but to nod his head.

About four or five minutes after Li Jia had entered the cornfield, Yang Fan then followed.

The two of them walked to the middle of the field, and only then did Li Jia stop. She listened carefully to the surroundings and, confirming that there was nobody in the field, she finally asked Yang Fan, "How do you want to do this?"

Yang Fan laid down a bag on the slightly damp ground and smiled, "Of course, it’s going to be with lots of ’plops’ and ’splashes’."

Li Jia’s face blushed slightly, and she rolled her eyes at Yang Fan with vexation, scolding, "You’re so indecent. I won’t be wet at all later, and you’ll dry up!"

"You should say it’s you drying me up, not the other way around. Drying me up seems a bit unrealistic. Can you even control that?" Yang Fan teased with a laugh, but then he suddenly recalled Li Jia’s condition from yesterday.

Whether or not there was wetness, she actually could control it.

Annoyed and embarrassed, Li Jia lifted both her upper garment and the bra underneath, pressing down on her ample, perky chest as she chided, "Enough of your nonsense, come on."

Seeing her so straightforward today, Yang Fan immediately pulled Li Jia’s tender body into his arms and bent down to kiss her soft lips. At the same time, his right hand deftly played with her ample, perky breasts.

"Just do it, Fanzi. Keep playing around while you do it. I feel even more uneasy here than at home," Li Jia said as she broke away from Yang Fan’s lips, breathing heavily.

Seeing her really nervous, Yang Fan could only follow her wishes.

Her attire today was quite conservative, wearing jeans paired with a rather thin jacket.

Although the clothes were not flashy, they could not hide her proud figure, with her perky buttocks and long legs still exceptionally eye-catching.

Yang Fan reached out and pulled down her jeans from her waist, playing with her round, perky buttocks for a while, before finally taking the pants off completely, exposing Li Jia’s curvaceous body entirely in front of him.

"Just like this?" Yang Fan asked as he intensely admired her graceful figure.

Li Jia had already laid down on the bag Yang Fan had prepared, slightly parting her legs and said, "Come on."

Yang Fan was slightly disappointed as he had planned to really indulge today, but seeing the situation, it seemed that wasn’t going to happen.

He also noted that doing this kind of thing outdoors, Li Jia was genuinely nervous.

She kept listening attentively to the sounds around her, even forgetting to be shy.

Yang Fan bent over, pressing down on Li Jia’s tender body, and his palms fumbled to find the spot.

A moment later, he said somewhat awkwardly, "It’s too dry, seems like I can’t get in..."

Li Jia burst into laughter, "Didn’t you just say that this isn’t up to me?"

"But you asked for it directly, not giving me any chance to perform," Yang Fan said. "What should we do now? Should I play around first?"

"No, just use some saliva, and it will go in," Li Jia said.

Yang Fan was quite surprised, "There’s really such a clever little trick?"

"Of course, it’s best to have lubricant, but since we don’t have any, just moistening it with saliva will do," Li Jia said with annoyance. "Hurry up, if you dawdle any longer, I might get even drier."

Yang Fan nodded, gathered some saliva on that burning spot in the Golden Valley, and then with a ’plop,’ went all the way in.

"Ah..."