Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 94 Gao Lanlan’s Promise

Chapter 94: Chapter 94 Gao Lanlan’s Promise

The woman in the car was Zhao Laoer’s wife, Gao Lanlan, a woman with an extremely voluptuous figure.

She had a pair of exceptionally round and full breasts, like water-filled balloons, swinging with an extraordinarily intense amplitude.

When Yang Fan passed by, she was swaying them, not only twisting fiercely but also screaming hoarsely.

However, the car was well soundproofed, and you could only hear the moaning noises when you stood close by.

Though this woman was Gao Lanlan, the man vigorously behind her was not Zhao Laoer.

But Yang Fan was familiar with this person too; he was from the village.

The black cab driver, Liang Bing.

He was the first village bus driver.

Last year, when his bus reached its scrap age, he used his savings to buy a small sedan and started an illegal taxi business.

By the looks of it, he decided to take Gao Lanlan, this voluptuous ’car,’ for a ride before starting his route today.

Yang Fan had often heard villagers say not only that Gao Lanlan had strong sexual desires but that her lifestyle was also indecent. Now it appeared indeed that there was no smoke without fire; Gao Lanlan’s behavior was indeed quite inappropriate.

At that moment, the two frenzied people in the car also noticed Yang Fan standing in front of the vehicle.

Their moans and groans abruptly stopped as eyes met.

The flushed Gao Lanlan frantically dressed herself, covering her voluptuous and attractive upper body.

"You’re blocking the way!" Yang Fan slapped the hood, called out, and then walked towards the back.

Since they had been caught, he naturally felt embarrassed to keep watching.

It’s likely those two didn’t have the face to continue either.

He had just walked a few steps when he was almost back to his car, Gao Lanlan, still somewhat disheveled and not yet tidied up, suddenly got out of the car and ran over to him.

"Fanzi, wait for me, wait for me."

Upon hearing her, Yang Fan stopped, "Sister Gao, what’s the matter?"

Gao Lanlan’s face was still flushed from the vigorous activity, and she said in a low, uneasy voice, "Fanzi, about what just happened, could you not speak of it outside? It’s not often with Old Liang, just today..."

Yang Fan faintly smiled, interrupting Gao Lanlan, "You don’t need to explain this to me; I’m not your husband. It’s fine, don’t be nervous, I won’t carelessly speak about it. By the looks of it, you hadn’t finished yet, right? Continue, just pretend I was never here."

"It’s not that I’m overly concerned, sis, but if this gets out, my reputation will be completely ruined," Gao Lanlan said coyly.

Yang Fan couldn’t help but chuckle to himself.

Sister, your reputation has been ruined for a long time, don’t you know?

"Here’s the thing, I mean, I can give you some money, could you keep this a secret for me?" Gao Lanlan said, her face full of embarrassment and stammering, "Or, if you have those kind of needs, sis can help you out, as long as you don’t mind. You can choose either option."

Yang Fan sized up Gao Lanlan from top to bottom.

She was famously known in the village as a flirtatious woman. Although her appearance was average and not particularly stunning, she was fairly pleasant to look at.

The key was her figure. Truly voluptuous, with a front bulging and buttocks curving impressively; her breasts were unusually large, and her buttocks were also quite plump.

Yulan’s figure was already considered very voluptuous, but it was somewhat subdued compared to Gao Lanlan.

Though Yulan’s face was prettier and she was taller, which reduced the impact of her voluptuous figure, the visual impact was not as intense as Gao Lanlan’s.

Gao Lanlan’s figure was simply a humanoid tank.

But it wasn’t just uniform fat; it was attractively curvy.

"Sister Gao, are you suggesting that I should have sex with you?" Yang Fan asked with a light chuckle.

"If you’re interested, I’m available, as long as you don’t tell anyone about what just happened. Sister Gao can help you!" Gao Lanlan said awkwardly, "Whenever you feel the need for a woman, just come to me. If you worry I’m tricking you just to keep you quiet, you can come over today if you’re free. I’ll be waiting in the shop."

Yang Fan understood what Gao Lanlan meant.

The best way to keep a secret is to kill the person holding it.

The mouths of the dead are the tightest.

Beyond that, the next best thing is to drag them into the mud so you share the secret.

That was clearly what Gao Lanlan was thinking now.

To ensure Yang Fan kept the secret, she decided to offer her voluptuous body for him to enjoy.

Although she had just been through a terrible ordeal with Liang Bing in the car, talking about it now made Yang Fan slightly uncomfortable, but he was still tempted.

Her breasts looked like fun-filled balloons, brimming with water.

But given Gao Lanlan’s notoriously outrageous reputation, it’s unlikely she was tight.

However, that didn’t matter.

Why pass up a freebie thrown right at your doorstep?

"Then I’ll visit you in the evening, you must be a bit busy right now," Yang Fan mused, smiling lightly.

"Well... okay, I’m actually not busy right now, you scared Liang Bing pretty badly," Gao Lanlan awkwardly said.

Yang Fan laughed. Even if she wasn’t busy now, Yang Fan wasn’t about to step into Liang Bing’s shoes and fill that drenched hole just yet—he needed a bit of a transition period.

"You’re busy, so I’ll be going," Yang Fan gestured with his hand and then glanced over Gao Lanlan’s exceptionally plump chest once more.

She appeared to be more than he could handle with just one hand.

Noticing Yang Fan’s gaze, Gao Lanlan deliberately straightened her back and seductively smiled, "I’ll clean up for you this afternoon."

"Mhm... okay," Yang Fan smiled, "I’m leaving now!"

Her proactive stance was certainly pleasing.

Yang Fan returned to the car, only to find Li Jia crouched under the seat like a thief, hiding herself thoroughly.

He hadn’t seen Li Jia in the car earlier and thought this friendly sister-in-law had run off halfway, but it turned out she was just embarrassed and hiding.

"Fanzi, let’s change locations; we shouldn’t go to the field. Also, could you reverse the car? I’m afraid Gao Lanlan might see me," Li Jia said nervously in a low voice.

"Without any problem, your hiding only makes it easier for people to speculate," Yang Fan was somewhat speechless.

That’s being overly cautious.

Just sitting quietly on top, no one could have said anything.

Now that she’s hiding like this, if someone sees her, they’re definitely going to think more about it.

"Just reverse the car, please," Li Jia urged nervously.

Yang Fan, feeling helpless, reversed the car along the narrow path until Liang Bing’s car was out of sight, then changed direction.

"Was that Liang Bing’s car just now? How come Gao Lanlan got out of the car?" Li Jia sat up and asked.

Having received such generous compensation from Gao Lanlan, Yang Fan definitely couldn’t mention what he had just seen.

Although Li Jia was cautious in many ways, her mouth wasn’t very tight.

If he mentioned it now, it would probably become village gossip by tomorrow.

"I don’t know, she might have been planning to get a ride somewhere with Liang Bing; I didn’t ask," Yang Fan casually said.