Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 724

Chapter 724: Chapter 724

Communication with the Yun Family went smoothly, and within a few simple exchanges, plans for tomorrow were finalized.

Afterwards, Yun Miaoyi’s father lowered his voice and cautiously asked, "Young Master Yang, is there trouble on the mountain beyond just our family’s old ancestor?"

Since Li Mountain was located behind the village, locals often referred to it as the "back mountain," a colloquial term.

Yang Fan nodded, affirming Yun Miaoyi’s father’s guess before saying, "There is trouble, and it’s not small. But I can’t share the details with you—it’s not always a good thing to know too much."

"In fact, that’s exactly why my master suggested your family find another Fengshui Master and bury the ancestor as soon as possible. Otherwise, waiting a couple more days wouldn’t have been an issue."

"In the meantime, try to avoid going to the back mountain if you can."

Yun Miaoyi’s father looked concerned and glanced at Yang Fan’s wounded shoulder, then said gravely, "We’ll definitely listen to your advice. Something strong enough to injure you like this clearly isn’t ordinary."

"Our old ancestor already looked terrifying, but Young Master Yang managed to take his head off. Yet, this creature even injured you to this extent—doing the math, it’s obvious to us. We’ll definitely heed your advice."

Yang Fan couldn’t help but laugh bitterly. So this was how he’d been evaluated.

Individually, none of those mysterious beings could match the Yun Family’s old ancestor.

But there were just too many of them.

They covered the hills and valleys, an overwhelming force.

If those two forces clashed, even using the Yun Family’s old ancestor’s fierce methods, he’d likely end up in the same miserable state as Yang Fan—his body bruised and battered everywhere.

"Listening to advice is the right call. I can’t say more, but the situation is genuinely pretty tricky," Yang Fan said with a smile.

"Still, don’t worry too much. We’ll do everything we can to resolve this, and when the time comes, you’ll see."

"Alright, then we won’t disturb you further. Young Master Yang, please go treat your wounds," Yun Miaoyi’s father replied.

Yang Fan nodded.

Yun Miaoyi looked around and then volunteered, "I’ll help Sister Fan."

"...Alright," Fan Sisi blinked lightly and said with a smile.

Yang Fan, Fan Sisi, and Yun Miaoyi returned to the room together.

As soon as they entered, Yang Fan was stripped down completely.

"Good thing the important parts are intact. If this area got scratched, not only would you need to rest up, the rest of us might too," Fan Sisi teased as she reached out to poke him playfully.

Yang Fan was speechless, "You looked like you were about to cry earlier—now you’re cracking jokes?"

"That’s because your wounds aren’t actually severe, just numerous," Fan Sisi replied. "But with your clothes on, they looked way worse—your outfit was almost shredded into rags. I had no idea what your injuries might look like underneath; how could I not be anxious? Now that I’ve seen, I’m reassured."

Yang Fan chuckled.

"Anyone seeing these scratches would know what you were up to. People who don’t know might think you fought with a bunch of women—all these are nail and bite marks," Yun Miaoyi remarked.

Yang Fan laughed lightly, "That thought might keep you safe. If you knew the truth, I’d bet you wouldn’t sleep tonight."

"What’s there to be scared of? Just ghost attacks," Yun Miaoyi replied calmly. "Everyone knows you went up the mountain. The back mountain at that time of night wouldn’t have women waiting for you—only female ghosts."

"Hmm... Were you really scratched by a bunch of female ghosts?" she suddenly asked.

Yang Fan responded dryly, "There were male ones too. Every single one of them wanted to get close to me."

"Were they that desperate?" Yun Miaoyi asked, astonished.

Yang Fan rolled his eyes, "Not desperate—they wanted to eat me alive. You really think it’s about them wanting to ride on top of me?"

"Isn’t that how it goes in those supernatural tales?" Fan Sisi joked.

Yang Fan replied, "Exactly. You know that’s in the stories, though. Reality’s way different—I haven’t encountered anything like that so far."

"But seriously, why are you two being so nonchalant talking about this?"

Fan Sisi raised her brows slightly and teased, "After spending so much time with you and my grandfather, dealing with ghosts is just another day for me. Look at the past few days since we’ve been out—how many incidents have already happened? I just got used to it."

"Honestly, most of it is manageable. It’s just losing sleep that’s the issue. Every night, I find myself replaying the day’s events in my head, and it sends chills down my spine—I can’t sleep..."

"From now on, my bed might need to be shared with you. If you’re unavailable, you’ll need to cure me or I’ll find someone else to keep me company. If that happens, you better not get jealous."

"Alright, alright, I’ll keep you company," Yang Fan said with a grin.

What a threat.

Looks like she hasn’t been taken care of enough.

Fan Sisi chuckled, "You said it yourself. If you can’t follow through, I’ll find someone else. While sleeping, I’ll record a video and send it to you—then you can witness the consequences of not keeping your promises. Watch how your stuff gets played with in all sorts of ways. Oh... Why does imagining it suddenly feel so exciting?"

"How about you break your promise a little, so I can try it out?"

"You have this kind of kink?" Yang Fan was stunned.

Danger lurks in this lady—she’s actually thinking of cuckolding him and finds it thrilling.

Where’s the thrill in that?

"I never noticed it before, but somehow, a quick thought ignited something in me—a strange, fulfilling sensation that’s kind of tempting," Fan Sisi murmured with dreamy eyes as she bit her lip and let out a soft sigh.

Yang Fan: !!!

"Hurry up with the medicine. Once done, I’ll give you all the thrill you want. Fulfillment, huh? I’ll make sure you can’t get out of bed," Yang Fan said menacingly.

Fan Sisi burst into laughter, "What’s with the sudden jealousy?"

"Why wouldn’t I?" Yang Fan shot back fiercely.

Fan Sisi reached out with her delicate fingers and traced soft circles on Yang Fan’s chest, flirting, "Then make me feel absolutely fulfilled and safe, so I’ll behave. If you don’t satisfy me, how can you blame me for looking elsewhere?"

"Mark my words—don’t scream later if you can’t handle it," Yang Fan snapped.

This woman is getting way out of hand.

On the side, Yun Miaoyi was holding back laughter, her shoulders shaking, "Is this how you two normally talk to each other?"

"Not usually. I’m quite proper most of the time. Today... I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel a bit flirty," Fan Sisi frowned slightly, "Fanzi, do you think I might be possessed? You better exorcise me—use the Jingu Bang!"