Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 700

Chapter 700: Chapter 700

Yang Fan borrowed a rusty Tetanus Blade from the Yun Family members and was ready to leave when he noticed Fan Sisi sneaking up behind him as Mr. Fan was talking to the Yun Family members.

"Fanzi, I’m coming with you!"

"This path is tough and dangerous, you should stay here," said Yang Fan.

But Fan Sisi ran ahead of him.

Once in the wilderness, her wild side seemed to awaken, and she hopped around like a rabbit.

Yang Fan just helplessly smiled and had to hurry to keep up, "Wait up, let me lead the way."

"I’ll do it, I’ll do it!" Fan Sisi snatched the machete from Yang Fan’s hand, "I’ll clear the path, you just watch me from behind."

Yang Fan was stunned.

What kind of illogical reason is that?

He unhesitatingly slapped her round, alluring buttocks hard, "This task isn’t for you, stay by the side and be good, let me handle it."

"But I want you to watch me..." Fan Sisi bent slightly at the waist and puckered up her buttocks, "Do they look good?"

"They do look good, and this place is perfect for doing something else, but not today. We are on a serious task for someone, and if found out, we’d be beaten to death," Yang Fan said with a laugh.

This guy seems to be producing too much hormone today, acting like he’s not had enough.

Fan Sisi considered it for a moment and said weakly, "Yeah, I was thinking, such a secluded place with beautiful scenery, if we could do something else, it would indeed be very thrilling."

"So you do have such interests, one day I’ll take you to an even better spot," Yang Fan said with a laugh.

Fan Sisi does like thrills, this Yang Fan knows well.

But he hadn’t realized that she had a particular affinity for the outdoors.

"It’s not that I have such interests, it’s you who brought it out in me," Fan Sisi put her hands on her hips and corrected him, "Who knows who it was, making someone walk in front at night, admiring from behind, and starting everything right on the main road."

"Do you know once you get addicted to excitement, it’s hard to stop, I don’t want it either, but now just thinking about those things gets me very very excited, totally revved up," she continued.

Yang Fan silently nodded.

He’s carrying that burden.

However, Fan Sisi’s obsession with thrill is related to him but isn’t a direct cause.

To be precise, it’s the thrill in her bones that Fan Sisi really likes, which was completely seduced by Yang Fan’s previous actions to seek such unique excitement.

Having an addiction, or forming a habitual habit, Yang Fan actually believes.

But it was just once that they did it.

Getting addicted from just one instance isn’t quite realistic.

"My bad, next time we find a good spot, I’ll make it up to you properly," Yang Fan said with a smile.

No wonder Fan Sisi was so excited just now; it turns out it was for this reason.

"Well, don’t forget it," said Fan Sisi with a pout and a raised eyebrow, seriously reminding him.

She was really serious.

Yang Fan laughed and patted Fan Sisi’s head, "Don’t worry, I definitely remember."

"Well, fine, doing that kind of thing today, it does seem a bit inappropriate," Fan Sisi finally reluctantly accepted.

The two continued on their way.

Yang Fan blazed a trail through the wilderness for nearly an hour before they finally reached the mountain Mr. Fan had mentioned.

This really can’t be counted as a mountain, it’s more like a sheer pillar, almost entirely vertical.

"Fanzi, what did my grandpa tell us to come here and find?" asked Fan Sisi, puzzled.

Yang Fan thought for a moment and said, "Actually, I’m not very clear either, but I think we should be looking for traces of activities of the Yun Family’s ancestor. Your grandfather asked the Fan Family members if there had been any homicides or missing persons nearby, to confirm whether that old ancestor of the Yun Family had become a zombie."

"Eating people, drinking human blood, these are major characteristics of zombies. Besides, they have another characteristic, moon worship, consuming Moon Essence. There’s no tree cover on top of this mountain, allowing a clear view of the sky, an excellent place for consuming Moon Essence."

"Do you mean the person lying inside really turned into a spirit?" Fan Sisi suddenly shrank her body and asked.

Yang Fan reached out and rubbed along Fan Sisi’s spine, comforting her: "It’s quite certain, it’s just a matter of what type it has become. There’s nothing to be afraid of, I’m here."

"It’s not that I’m scared, it’s just that my back suddenly feels chilly." Fan Sisi stubbornly didn’t want to admit it.

"Let’s go, stay close to me, and let’s look around." Yang Fan said.

They were currently at the base of the mountain pillar.

Though the mountain pillar looked small from a distance, it wasn’t small when approached.

It has an irregular shape, the widest part was about a dozen meters, and the narrowest part about five or six meters.

Although the area isn’t small, it’s too steep, making it difficult for people to climb up.

Probably only very professional climbers could manage it.

"Fanzi, what’s this?" Fan Sisi suddenly exclaimed while staring at the mountainside.

Yang Fan quickly stepped back two steps and looked in the direction Fan Sisi was pointing.

On the stone riddled with rampant moss, there was a distinctly imprinted incomplete handprint.

Yang Fan’s pupils shrank slightly, and he looked further up.

About three hundred meters above, there was another handprint and a broken footprint.

"It looks like we’re in the right place, that Yun Family ancestor really was practicing moon worship." Yang Fan said gravely.

Fan Sisi asked with confusion, "I can understand the handprints, but why are there footprints?"

"It probably climbed up like a monkey!" Yang Fan said.

"Now that you mention it, I can picture it in my mind." Fan Sisi chuckled, "It’s both thrilling and a bit comical, it’s strangely funny."

"You should feel thrilled though." Yang Fan said, "Move aside a bit, I’ll take a couple of photos to report back to your grandfather."

"Okay."

Yang Fan moved closer to the palm print and took two clear photos, then stepped back to take a more comprehensive shot. At that moment, suddenly his foot slipped, and his body tilted sharply backwards.

"Damn!"

"Fanzi!!"

Fan Sisi turned her head sharply and saw Yang Fan’s body plummet downwards; she hurriedly lunged over, grabbing his arm.

"No!"

Yang Fan shouted urgently, but it was too late.

Pulled by the force of his fall, Fan Sisi had fallen down as well.

"Damn, why is it empty below?" Yang Fan cursed, quickly embracing Fan Sisi tightly.

"Hold on to me, it looks like we’re going to be a pair of dying lovers today; damn it, just when my days were getting better!"

Yang Fan was somewhat panicked.

But at this stage, since he couldn’t fly, it seemed he could only calmly accept their fate of dying from the fall.

"Fanzi, I love you!"

Fan Sisi, already terrified, suddenly clasped Yang Fan’s cheeks with both hands and gave him a deep kiss.