Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 681

Chapter 681: Chapter 681

"Those embroidered shoes sound quite practical."

Yang Fan hesitated for a moment between being modest and direct, and asked, "Predecessor, may I know what conditions she might set?"

"I don’t know about that, I’ve never used them." Lady Liu said.

"This is easy, we’ll try it now. I’ll remove the seal, and you hold them."

Yang Fan nodded, took the pair of embroidered shoes brimming with a sinister evil aura, and held them in his hands.

Lady Liu quickly made a hand gesture and removed the seal from the embroidered shoes.

A flash of light passed by, and the embroidered shoes suddenly burst with a surging evil aura, charging towards Yang Fan with a chilling murderous intent.

"Behave yourself, looking to die? This is my descendant, my own descendant, get it?" Lady Liu slapped it down, "State your conditions."

The embroidered shoes instantly became as obedient as a grandson, their aura dramatically retracting.

Then a cold, indifferent voice transmitted into Yang Fan’s mind.

"Are you willing to wash hair while standing on your head for me?"

Yang Fan was instantly dumbfounded, "What the hell, were these shoes a live-streamer before?"

"Are you willing to wash hair while standing on your head for me?"

It repeated, the breath suddenly became impatient, seeming a little irritated.

But probably because Lady Liu was beside it, it dared not act out.

Lady Liu was curious and asked, "Little guy, what did she ask you to do?"

"She asked me to wash hair while standing on my head." Yang Fan said helplessly.

Lady Liu burst into laughter.

Suddenly the waves surged, radiant white light blooming.

"This is simple, I’ll arrange it for you," Lady Liu said.

Yang Fan felt it was ridiculous, these embroidered shoes seemed somewhat unserious.

"Predecessor, what if I cannot fulfill her conditions?" Yang Fan asked.

"She will chase after you, relentlessly until death," Lady Liu said, "However, this is still a mighty filthy object, a divine artifact for sneak attacks and assassinations. Unless one can fulfill the shoes’ conditions, it will also relentlessly chase after them. But if they can meet the conditions once, it’s not guaranteed they can do it a second time. With this thing, you can chase down your enemies indefinitely until you kill them, or these embroidered shoes get destroyed while trying."

Yang Fan was somewhat embarrassed, "Predecessor, to be honest, I’m quite tempted by this thing."

"Little guy, you’re embarrassed?" Lady Liu suddenly said as if she discovered something new, teasing him with a laugh.

She took a closer look at Yang Fan, suddenly tapped on his forehead with a laugh saying: "I get it, is it because I am the master of this ghostly power, and my strength quite formidable, that I’ve scared you?"

That touch made Yang Fan instantly break out in goosebumps, feeling a sensation like an electrical shock.

She...

She did...

"Little guy, remember, I am half your elder." Lady Liu said with a smile.

Yang Fan composed himself and nodded, "Though I’m not very willing to admit it, there’s certainly some truth to that..."

"I knew it. Don’t overthink it; just treat me as your elder from now on," Lady Liu said gently with a smile, "I brought these out for you anyway, take whatever catches your eye. It’s okay to take them all, these things are just gathering dust here anyway, I won’t use any of them."

"The reason I have you pick and choose is that most of these items are formed from concentrated resentful and evil auras, and I’m worried that if you take them all, they might break their seals one day and devour their owner."

Yang Fan suddenly felt a touch in his heart.

Although she had just been babbling, Lady Liu truly seemed like a person with a simple heart and clear love.

At this moment, Yang Fan genuinely felt that she was treating him as a junior.

"Senior, these shoes and the ruler are enough for me, more won’t help keep things under control," Yang Fan quickly said.

"You first complete washing your hair while standing on your head, these things don’t take well to impatience," Lady Liu said, "After that, I’ll see if I can find something else for you. If it has no negative impacts, grabbing a few more can only add to your means of preserving your life, right?"

In the meantime, Lady Liu hurriedly gathered the things needed for Yang Fan to wash his hair.

"Remember, the condition to complete these tasks is that you must not seek help from others, or else it will certainly not succeed," Lady Liu put down the wooden basin and reminded Yang Fan once again.

Yang Fan nodded and, leaning against the wall, completed washing his hair while standing on his head.

This task was somewhat difficult, not so easy to accomplish.

Fortunately, Yang Fan had the support of his Inner Qi, allowing him to support his body with one hand and wash his hair with the other.

After meeting the conditions proposed by the embroidered shoes, the shoes instantly calmed down and their energy decreased.

"Acknowledge me as your master!" Yang Fan put forth his condition.

By his side, Lady Liu heard his words and suddenly started to laugh, "Little guy, you really know how to find shortcuts."

"Can it be done?" Yang Fan asked uncertainly.

"Yes!" Lady Liu said very affirmatively, "But every time you ask her to do something, she will still pose conditions. However, after acknowledging a master, she can tolerate your mistakes, which means you can err a few times."

"Alright, master."

While Lady Liu spoke, Yang Fan also heard the cold and merciless voice of the embroidered shoes in his mind.

It actually could be done.

But there were still conditions, this recognition of master didn’t seem much different from not recognizing one.

"Alright, let me see what else there is," Lady Liu, in high spirits, started rummaging through her treasure chest again, appearing very happy.

Yang Fan didn’t know why she was happy, and didn’t dare to ask more.

Afterward, Lady Liu found several other things, but Yang Fan refused them all with the reason that biting off more than he could chew would lead to trouble.

Although Lady Liu was magnanimous, he couldn’t just greedily accept everything without limits.

He originally intended only to take the ruler, but these pair of embroidered shoes truly captivated him.

At that moment, Yang Fan thought of what had just happened with Chen Zhong.

If he had these shoes earlier, Chen Zhong wouldn’t have been so rampant in front of him, and the Grave Grass would definitely be thriving.

"Since you’re being so polite, let’s leave it at that," Lady Liu said with a light laugh, extending her slender finger to gently tap on Yang Fan’s forehead, "But, I have a condition!"

"Please speak, senior!" Yang Fan said.

"Don’t be so formal with me, and remember to come to me if you have any troubles, you must come to me," Lady Liu earnestly said, "If I find out you didn’t do this, you’re going to be in a lot of trouble."

"Kid, you need to understand, my chance for revenge and my existence are because of the Tianji Sect. If you can comprehend these two phrases, then you will understand all my actions," Lady Liu explained.

"Senior, I understand, I will," Yang Fan said earnestly.

"I’m just worried that the senior might not endure it, my frequency of causing trouble is absurdly high. No, not causing trouble, but encountering trouble. It’s too frequent, so high that my master now gets a headache when he sees my calls," Yang Fan continued.

"It’s only been several months since I joined the sect, but I’ve already encountered a multitude of troublesome matters, all of them quite difficult to handle."