Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 605

Chapter 605: Chapter 605

"I know a lot of things, like the ’Eighteen Techniques of Subduing Women’, ’Thirty-Six Secret Techniques of Depth and Simplicity’, I’ve dabbled in all of those. If you’re interested, why not give it a try? If I can’t make you comfortable, I’ll give you three hundred!" Yang Fan blurted out.

Huo Xiaorou rolled her eyes, "Keep dreaming, you’re still too green to get your hands on this lady’s body."

Yang Fan smiled, "I’m not just talking big. If you’re interested, we can find a place to have a proper exchange of ideas."

"Be serious, or you might find yourself dealing with the police," Huo Xiaorou glared at him as a warning.

"Am I not serious? I’m just moving my lips here, I’ll just stop talking then," Yang Fan said with a smile. "But back to the main topic, those things you’re curious about, I definitely can’t tell you. They’re a bit more complicated than the ’Eighteen Techniques of Subduing Women’ or ’Thirty-Six Secret Techniques of Depth and Simplicity,’ and honestly, even if I did tell you, it wouldn’t be much use."

"How am I supposed to know you’re for real if you won’t even talk about it?" Huo Xiaorou retorted.

Yang Fan shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Didn’t I just say? If it’s useless, you don’t pay a dime. You don’t have to spend anything upfront, so what’s there to worry about?"

"What if you’re just using this to find out where I live, planning to do me harm? A man who casually talks about ’Eighteen Techniques of Subduing Women’ and ’Thirty-Six Secret Techniques’ to a strange beautiful woman, I have every reason to doubt his integrity," Huo Xiaorou said, giving Yang Fan a sidelong glance.

Yang Fan looked at Huo Xiaorou in shock. "Sister, don’t I already know where you live? If I wanted to do something to you, that day was actually a very good opportunity. An empty store with just one sleeping woman, tell me, isn’t that an opportunity sent from heaven?"

"I suggest you put away those conjectures. I have no interest in a woman like you who shoots barbs the moment she opens her mouth, with ordinary looks, an ordinary figure, and no sparkling qualities to speak of," he said.

Huo Xiaorou stared fiercely at Yang Fan, the corners of her mouth twitching violently as her face showed a ferocious murderous intent.

"What did you just say?" she gritted her teeth, spitting out each word.

Yang Fan smiled and gestured from the top of Huo Xiaorou’s head down to her feet, "It’s a fact, indeed quite ordinary. In my eyes, a woman who is neither busty nor curvy, without a slim waist or that sparkle in her eyes, doesn’t count as beautiful. So, you... really are very average."

If Yang Fan got serious about heart-stabbing, he could easily make someone explode on the spot.

Huo Xiaorou had completely lost it.

She suddenly stood up, slashing her hands down at her sides and yelled at Yang Fan, "Open your damn eyes and see for yourself, do I or do I not have a waist? Am I busty and curvy or not?"

Yang Fan calmly shook his head, "Can I say you just barely make the cut?"

"Barely?" Huo Xiaorou laughed coldly, swiftly turning around, tightening her dress with her hands, and thrusting out in front of Yang Fan, she smacked her buttocks hard and yelled, "Look closely now, is it perky or not?"

"Well, now that you mention it, it seems there is a bit," Yang Fan commented appreciatively.

Huo Xiaorou had pulled her dress so tight that every detail was visible.

Though other places weren’t particularly prominent, parts that shouldn’t be, were unexpectedly plump and juicy.

That counted as a solid point in her favor.

"You bastard, are you messing with me? Look closely, am I busty and curvy or not?" Anger had surged to Huo Xiaorou’s head. After showing off her back, she tightened her dress again and fiercely demonstrated her front to Yang Fan.

Indeed, it wasn’t very big.

"If you want me to say something insincere, well, I could, but to be brutally honest, you’re rather lacking," Yang Fan said. "I know of a prescription that can really improve that area. Maybe you should try it when you have the time?"

"Piss off!" Huo Xiaorou huffed loudly, crossing her arms and sitting back down. "I know I’m kinda small, so I won’t trouble you further. Small it is, it’s no big deal, anyway, it’s none of your damn business, so why should I care!"

Yang Fan nodded with a smile, "That’s true, it really has nothing to do with me. Other than being able to see the outline, there really is nothing else concerning me and that issue."

"Thinking of something else, huh? In your dreams," Huo Xiaorou snorted, her arms hugged even tighter.

"You’ve got it all wrong. I really have no such thoughts," Yang Fan said. "Aren’t those your own words just now? I’m just following along with what you said. You can be assured, I have no ulterior motives."

Huo Xiaorou rolled her eyes and didn’t continue to bicker with Yang Fan on this matter.

She worried that if they continued to tease each other this way, Yang Fan might notice something off about her.

For some inexplicable reason, just from being teased by Yang Fan a couple of times, her body had started to react weirdly.

She felt immensely embarrassed.

She felt uncomfortable all over, like a cat that had sneakily eaten something, and her mind wasn’t at ease either.

"Let’s talk about that matter. How much do you charge?" Huo Xiaorou asked, sniffing her nose.

"Twenty thousand." Yang Fan stated, "To completely solve the issue it’s twenty thousand, with after-sales service, meaning until the little problem you have is entirely resolved. If it’s not solved, I won’t take a single dime from you. It’s as simple as that."

Huo Xiaorou’s eyebrows shot up, "Are you robbing me? I barely earned a thousand from selling you that wreck of a car, and you’re asking me for twenty thousand? Is your heart made of black cotton or what?"

"I don’t haggle over this. If you believe me, give it a try. If you don’t, then forget about it, you can go look for a cheaper option," Yang Fan said. "It’s a transaction after all, and the main thing is mutual consent. I certainly can’t force you to pay up."

"For this kind of thing, others usually charge around a thousand, why do you demand twenty thousand?" Huo Xiaorou asked.

Yang Fan thought seriously for a moment, "I think I’m worth that price range."

Huo Xiaorou didn’t speak further, instead occasionally sizing up Yang Fan, presumably weighing the pros and cons of his words in her mind and estimating their credibility.

Wang Daqiang came over, handing the car keys to Yang Fan, "No issues, it’s perfectly adequate for hauling some goods on the road."

"You keep them, I don’t even have a driver’s license, why would you give these to me?" Yang Fan pushed the keys back.

Wang Daqiang laughed, "After all, it’s your newly bought car, feel the keys, experience it a little."

"Nah, forget about it, I’m not into this sort of ritual," Yang Fan snorted, "Since there are no issues, let’s head out, go home and prepare a great meal and drinks, we’ll head off tomorrow."

Wang Daqiang nodded with a smile, "Alright!"

"Boss Huo, we’re heading off, you take care," Yang Fan waved to Huo Xiaorou.

"Wait!" Huo Xiaorou suddenly called out.