Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 581

Chapter 581: Chapter 581

Yang Fan suddenly felt like he was a fifth wheel.

His presence seemed to be quite the hindrance here.

"How about this, you two go ahead with your business, and Old Zhou, give me a call when you’re done. I’ll come back then," Yang Fan said.

Old Zhou glanced at the beautiful young woman and said, "Actually, I quite agree with you, but look at the time, there’s not even a car in sight. If I let you walk away now, wouldn’t that be ungrateful? Just stay put and don’t eavesdrop around the corner."

Just as Yang Fan was about to speak, the beautiful young woman suddenly said, "Actually, what I wanted to say was, I have a girlfriend who’s very flirty."

Yang Fan: !!!

Old Zhou: ???

The two men were staring at each other, one full of confusion, the other complete shock.

Old Zhou, astonished, said to the beautiful young woman, "Hold on, isn’t this a bit inconsiderate? I paid two hundred thousand, and you’re introducing Fanzi to your girlfriend for free, that’s not how things are done!"

The beautiful young woman said matter-of-factly, "What’s the problem with that? It’s you who wants to get with me, right? I take money to appease my conscience and morals, which is quite reasonable, right? As for introducing my friend to brother Fanzi, whether he takes money is a matter of his own morals and conscience, and that’s reasonable too!"

Old Zhou was immediately stunned, "Wait, even Fanzi should take money?"

"Exactly, my friend is too flirty; not taking some money wouldn’t sit well with my conscience," the beautiful young woman explained.

Old Zhou fell silent, his gaze shifting back and forth to Yang Fan, sinking into deep self-doubt.

He felt the extreme unfairness of the world at this moment.

"Fanzi, it’s not you who’s superfluous; it’s me!" Old Zhou sighed.

His strong self-esteem also experienced an intense blow at this moment.

Yang Fan said with a wry smile, "I think you two should be a bit more serious, this is getting more and more absurd."

"My logic makes a lot of sense," the beautiful young woman claimed. "Besides, it’s not because I think you’re handsome or anything. The root cause is my girlfriend. I’m a person who places importance on one’s physique. I just suddenly remembered my friend constantly mentioning that she was looking to meet a ’little wolf dog’, err, I mean, a wildly attractive young man."

"She’s a rich girl, not interested in romance, just looking to have some fun. That’s why I said you should charge, and must charge, otherwise, you’d definitely be at a loss."

"To be clear, I’m trying to help my friend, not introducing a woman to you."

After explaining to Yang Fan, she turned to Old Zhou and said, "As for you, you shouldn’t feel it’s unfair. You want to get with me, so it’s right for you to pay. I could introduce my friend to you, but first of all, you don’t fit her requirements. Even if I did, it wouldn’t matter, it’d be pointless."

"Is it clear now? You pay money, then my friend pays money; it all makes sense because both brother Fanzi and I are the ones being pursued, not the pursuers."

Yang Fan: ...

This woman’s assertiveness was a little too much.

The things she said were as if they were nothing out of the ordinary.

Old Zhou’s face relaxed a bit, his heart finally feeling a little more at ease, "If you put it that way, I can understand and think it’s a good thing. But what does your friend look like? Our Fanzi isn’t swayed by money; he isn’t lacking women, plenty throw themselves at him, so if she’s fat and ugly, you better drop that idea now."

"My friend is young and pretty, just too flirty. She’s the type who loves to play," the beautiful young woman replied. "I can call her over first, let brother Fanzi have a look. If he’s not interested, then so be it."

"If he is, they can discuss it themselves."

Old Zhou nodded and smiled, "That’s a good plan, so let’s do that. Find something for Fanzi to do as well, otherwise, I’m really worried that the kid will eavesdrop around the corner and suddenly can’t help it and want to join you."

Yang Fan was speechless and pursed his lips; those two really matched each other like a pair.

He said seriously, "No need to introduce me to any besties. I really haven’t thought about selling my body for money. You guys can relax. I’ll just sit here, and later, I’ll go to sleep. I won’t disturb your life chat."

"Just give it a try," the beautiful young woman persuaded. "First, see the person and then decide. As for whether to charge or not, you play it by ear."

"Try it, Fanzi!" Old Zhou also egged on. "Who wouldn’t eat the meat that’s delivered to their door? I know you’re almost tired of eating meat all the time; it’s good to change up the taste occasionally."

"That’s the logic," the beautiful young woman jumped in, "My bestie is tall, pretty, and although a bit flirty, overall very gentle. She goes to the gym every day, and even learned some ’Ancient Technique’ fitness, her flexibility is great."

"Fanzi, aren’t you tempted by these conditions?" Old Zhou winked at Yang Fan and said, "It’s a long night; how nice would it be to have a warm bed? Besides, it’s a very novel experience, right?"

Without waiting for Yang Fan to say anything, Old Zhou made the decision for him and said to the beautiful young woman, "Call her over!"

"Wait, no, I really don’t need it," Yang Fan quickly said.

"Call her!" Old Zhou waved his hand and said, "Fanzi, setting aside other things, you should at least take a look."

"Right, I think so too, just take a look," the beautiful young woman said with a smile.

Yang Fan was instantly speechless. "Old Zhou, are you that bored? Just mind your own business. What are you trying to arrange for me?"

Old Zhou walked over, put his hands on Yang Fan’s shoulders, and said solemnly, "Fanzi, a good brother should share weal and woe. I’m enjoying myself over there; how can I leave you here all alone? That’s not right."

"It’s fine, I’m not lonely!" Yang Fan said.

Old Zhou pushed Yang Fan’s hands back, "Like this; listen to me, just take a look first, we can talk about the rest later."

"I won’t look, I don’t want this novelty," Yang Fan said between laughter and tears.

This guy was really persistent.

"Take a look, just look!" Old Zhou insisted repeatedly.

Yang Fan, puzzled, asked, "Old Zhou, why do I feel like you have some other motive?"

"What could I possibly have going on? It’s just about brothers sharing the blessings and facing the hardships together. Give me some face and take a look," Old Zhou said.

Yang Fan suddenly remembered some things from high school.

Back then, those little brats in the dorm always had to drag him into their mischiefs, and they wouldn’t rest until they included him. But what age was Old Zhou now, how could he still have such thoughts?

Is it because men never truly grow up?

"Fine, I’ll look, okay?" Yang Fan said, feeling helpless.

He was really at his wits’ end.

Only then did Old Zhou laugh contentedly, "Fanzi, you’ve got to earn back the money I spent."

Yang Fan: ???