Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 580

Chapter 580: Chapter 580

Old Zhou, this sly dog, even though every word he spoke seemed like he was talking about Yang Fan setting some kind of trap, the hidden implications between the lines all pointed to a different kind of "trap" directed at the body.

The beautiful young woman drooped her eyelids and muttered speechlessly, "How on earth did you two manage to get hired to do work for the bureau with such thoughts and morals? They must be blind."

"Are you still selling the house or not? If you want to buy, come with me!"

Yang Fan immediately corrected her, "Big sister, you can insult him, but my morals aren’t that low."

"You’re both the same, one completely black, one half black, is there any difference?" the beautiful young woman said disdainfully.

Old Zhou chuckled, "That’s got to include you too."

"Yes, I admit my morals aren’t high, but I’m asking you, are you buying the house or not?" the beautiful young woman shouted again.

"Buying, let’s go!" Old Zhou said with a grand wave of his hand.

"Wait." Yang Fan suddenly said, "I’m going to say goodbye to them first, then I’ll join you."

Xiang Xue Ting had even arranged a car to take them back.

Since Old Zhou had suddenly changed his mind, it would be rude to keep others waiting.

Yang Fan hurried over to the last police car, greeted the young officer, explained the situation, then sent a message to Xiang Xue Ting, before finally catching up with Old Zhou and the beautiful young woman.

Without a word, the three of them walked through the quiet neighborhood, making their way towards the south.

All of a sudden, Old Zhou said with a malicious glee, "Beauty, taking us two big men back to your place in the dead of night, aren’t you afraid something might happen?"

"What have I to be afraid of? There are armed police over there. If I call the police here, they can respond immediately. By that time, you two would be the ones going in for at least ten years each, so just you wait!" The beautiful young woman suddenly stopped, looking straight at Old Zhou as she spoke.

"Moreover, even if I were promiscuous and wanted someone to comfort me, I would choose that young guy, not you. You, I can tell at a glance, are no good. Probably if we got to the bed, I would fuss and huff for a long time, and you’d be done in three seconds, what a waste of my effort would that be?"

Yang Fan’s jaw nearly dropped.

He had already noticed that this woman was quite fierce, but he hadn’t expected her to be this intense, spouting such blunt words with ease.

Old Zhou’s pride was suddenly punctured, and he said fiercely, "Don’t judge by appearances, alright? Three seconds, three hundred seconds, my skills can handle it. If you dare, let’s give it a try, and I’ll show you what crying for daddy is really about."

"I’m not trying with you!" the beautiful young woman said with a wave of her hand, "When a woman looks for a man, there are three principles: pleasing to the eyes, wealthy, and strong. I don’t need to try, and I can roughly tell, you only have wealth, but sadly, I’m also rich and don’t need your little bits."

Old Zhou was genuinely infuriated, "You have a lot of money, but you wouldn’t say no to more, right? I’ll give you fifty thousand, give it a try!"

"Not trying." The beautiful young woman pursed her lips, "A few tens of thousands of yuan to sleep with me, keep dreaming."

"Is your thing studded with diamonds?" Old Zhou blurted out angrily, "One hundred thousand!"

"No way!"

Grinding his teeth, Old Zhou raised the offer again, "Two hundred thousand, will you do it or not?"

The beautiful young woman suddenly stopped again, looking at Old Zhou with a mocking expression, "You really want to sleep with me that much?"

"You’re overthinking it. With two hundred thousand, what kind of woman can’t I get? This is about my dignity. I need to prove I can make you scream. I want you to earnestly take back what you said," Old Zhou yelled furiously.

The beautiful young woman nodded, "I have to say, that’s a tempting offer. How about this? Let him do it first, then you can prove yourself. That won’t cause any delay."

Yang Fan: !!!

Hold on, big sister, why are you dragging me into this?

With his dealings with Zhu Shanshan in mind, Old Zhou didn’t even want to talk much to the woman he had set his sights on.

"Sis, you two sort out your own business, don’t involve me. I look alright but I’m not good for much," Yang Fan immediately said.

Old Zhou looked at Yang Fan with approval and then said to the beautiful young woman, "Cut the act, I saw through you a long time ago. You’re no different from me—don’t care that much about your body, not that strong on principles. Wanna mess around?"

"You think you’re that accurate?" the beautiful young woman scoffed. "Two hundred thousand, ah. Money up front."

"Deal!" Old Zhou said very generously. "Today you’ll see what ’mighty dragon and fierce tiger’ really means!"

"Sure, I’ll be waiting with bated breath, but let’s make it clear—no drugs allowed," the beautiful young woman stated.

That immediately upset Old Zhou. "Not take drugs? Then wouldn’t my two hundred thousand be a waste? The first time I can go without, after all, I need to prove my capabilities. But after that, drugs must assist. Today I have to make you question your life."

The beautiful young woman sneered. "Big guy, you’ve been blowing your own trumpet all this time and now you’re relying on drugs? Is it the drugs that are remarkable or you? Are you planning to use me as a guinea pig for testing drug effects?"

"I won’t take drugs the first time. But my recovery isn’t great; I’m not that young anymore, so I need drugs," Old Zhou stated candidly. "That’s not against the rules, right? Makes sense too, doesn’t it?"

The beautiful young woman smiled to herself. "I see now. All that bluster and you’re still worried about the two hundred thousand, huh? Fine, after all, it’s two hundred thousand. I’ll give you a chance to earn it back. Let’s see how much of a fuss you can put up."

"Now that’s more like it. I’m starting to appreciate you," Old Zhou laughed.

The beautiful young woman scoffed again. "Appreciate me? Big deal. When I walk down the street, I get nothing but appreciative looks. Those men wish they could recognize me as their mom and return to the womb. Do you think I care?"

Yang Fan: ...

What vigor.

Their conversation even made him, a seasoned driver, struggle to keep up.

Yang Fan had seen straightforwardness, but to be this open and loud about such matters was a first for him—except for these two.

They were unmatched.

During the conversation, the beautiful young woman’s home was reached.

It wasn’t the villa that housed other presences that they had been at before but another one.

Open the door, go upstairs.

Yang Fan was still sizing up the room when Old Zhou suddenly grabbed the beautiful young woman’s wrist, "Where’s the bathroom? Let’s have a mandarin duck bath first."

"Hold on, what about your friend here?" the beautiful young woman asked, glancing at Yang Fan.

Yang Fan waved his hand. "Don’t mind me. You just tell me where the hot water is because I’m a bit thirsty. Then you two carry on as you please."

"Are you... willing to spend that money?" the beautiful young woman suddenly asked.

Yang Fan shook his head decisively, "I’m a poor sod, and I really can’t bear to."

"It’s not about being poor; you’re just stingy!" the beautiful young woman shook her head and said, "The water dispenser is over there, with tea and everything next to it. Play tea ceremony if you want, or make it simple. The refrigerator has drinks and fruit, too. Help yourself."

After saying that, she turned to Old Zhou with her hand outstretched, "You’re Old Zhou, right? Give me the money."

Old Zhou couldn’t help but laugh. "Why are you so thoughtful toward Fanzi but so brusque with me?"

"Look at him. He’s handsome and has a nice figure, doesn’t he? Do you?" the beautiful young woman countered as if it was the most natural thing in the world.