Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 564

Chapter 564: Chapter 564

"Ah?!"

Yang Fan looked at Old Zhou with a strange expression.

Old Zhou spoke in a sneaky whisper, "Fanzi, I want to consult you on something. How did you manage to date several girlfriends at the same time, yet still keep them all getting along harmoniously? If your method is too clever, I might be willing to pay for the intellectual property rights."

"I feel like you’re just too awesome. On top of it all, each of your girlfriends is pretty, which is just outrageously unfair. Is there a trick to it? You should tell me about it too."

Yang Fan looked at Old Zhou with a mix of laughter and helplessness, "Grandpa Zhou, you think too highly of me. I actually don’t have any special methods, and it’s definitely not related to being clever."

Old Zhou pursed his lips and poured Yang Fan a glass of wine, saying, "Are you keeping secrets from me? You should not be doing that!"

Speaking sincerely, there really isn’t a secret, and there’s no harmonious relationship because they don’t know about each other. Once they find out, I might be torn to pieces," Yang Fan shook his head and said, "As for how I started dating them... Maybe there really is something to say about that, but it has nothing to do with me. I just feel like my love luck is a bit too strong."

"The ones who are truly fated to be with me kindle sparks at our first meeting; sometimes I’m quite baffled by it."

Old Zhou looked at Yang Fan suspiciously, "Are you serious?"

"If there’s even one lie, may I be struck by lightning," Yang Fan emphatically said.

He truly hadn’t lied about that.

Sometimes he himself would think back and find it incredible, as if someone had already tied his red string of fate to certain women, just waiting for them to meet.

Once they met, things that should have required some time to happen always occurred naturally due to some coincidences or other reasons.

Like with Xiang Xue Ting, Yu Hong Dou, and Diwu Ming.

Old Zhou suddenly seemed deflated, "If that’s really the case, there’s absolutely no way to emulate that!"

"Trying to emulate these things I’ve experienced does seem a bit hard, even I find it unbelievable," Yang Fan shook his head and said, "I think you should just use the power of money instead; it’s time-saving, effort-saving, and worry-free, plus the girlfriends you find will be well-behaved."

"If I had your abilities, I would definitely do just that. See someone I like on the street, walk up and smack down the cash. If you offer ten thousand yuan for a fling, most women would probably agree, right?"

Old Zhou shook his head, "For ten thousand yuan a pop, most women would indeed probably not refuse. After all, it’s just once, and they could earn an easy ten thousand. In this age, where making money is incredibly hard, most women would be tempted."

"But I find it meaningless. What I want is your kind of situation, where you can schedule a different girl from Monday to Sunday without any repeats, now that’s truly comfortable. I’m so jealous of you, you old chap. Are young, handsome, and fit guys that sought after by women these days? Sheesh... That indeed seems quite attractive to women."

Yang Fan silently calculated; if he followed Old Zhou’s scheduling method, he couldn’t fit all his women into one week.

The server brought out the dishes.

A huge piece of oiled paper was spread out on the table, and then a shovel filled with seafood was dumped onto it by a very young-looking server, a truly mixed variety of seafood indeed.

Once the server had left, Old Zhou quietly asked Yang Fan, "Fanzi, do you have fate with this young girl?"

Yang Fan gave Old Zhou an incredulous look, "Old Zhou, I’m not that exaggerated!"

If having fate with every pretty woman he saw was the case, what would he become?

"Don’t you have a plan? Let’s talk about the important matters," Yang Fan said unenthusiastically.

Raising his glass, Old Zhou clinked it with Yang Fan’s, drank it in one gulp, and then wiped his mouth, he grabbed a shrimp and started peeling it as his expression turned serious, "I also know a bit about Bi Gang. There’s something interesting about him; do you know why he chose to open his business in the neighboring province?"

"Because his connections are stronger there?" Yang Fan asked.

Old Zhou shook his head, "No, if he has a factory here, his connections should be stronger here. The reason is that the local bigwigs in Xin’an are too dominant, and he couldn’t establish his resort here, so he had to start a new market in the neighboring province."

Yang Fan raised an eyebrow, "You mean Wang Tianbao and Diwu Ming?"

"Right!" Old Zhou nodded, "But Wang Tianbao isn’t really the issue, it’s mostly Diwu Ming. That woman... ah, shit, I forgot again, she’s your woman. I don’t know how much you know about her now."

"Your woman is an absolute bigwig in Xin’an’s underworld, a woman Bi Gang wouldn’t dare to face off against!"

Yang Fan shook his head, "Although we have that kind of relationship, I really don’t know much about Diwu Ming. I never asked her about these matters."

He had indeed slept with her, but he truly did not know her that well.

Yang Fan was not even familiar with Diwu Ming’s body, let alone other aspects of her.

"That’s the problem with having too many women!" Old Zhou said enviously, shaking his head.

"Fanzi, could you convince her to help out?"

Yang Fan took a sip of his drink and shook his head, "I don’t know, but I can try."

"For my plan to work, we need your woman to give us a hand," Old Zhou said, "Bi Gang appears to be a legitimate businessman on the surface, and everything he does is above board. That’s what he puts out there to satisfy the police and higher-ups."

"But a person who commits all kinds of evil deeds can’t possibly cover all his bases perfectly; it’s just not possible. To catch evidence against Bi Gang, we have to start with the man himself."

Yang Fan stuffed a piece of squid tentacle into his mouth, chewing it slowly, "Old Zhou, why do I find your words so awkward?"

"Awkward? It’s not awkward at all!" Old Zhou said, "The police have been watching Bi Gang for so long and haven’t found any useful leads. I suspect they’ve been focusing on his industries and his lackeys, trying to find evidence that points to Bi Gang."

"Isn’t that how evidence is usually found?" Yang Fan replied.

"Yes, for them, that’s true, because cases need solid evidence," Old Zhou said, "But we can’t do it the same way. If we choose the same methods as the police, we’ll definitely get nothing."

"Starting with Bi Gang..." Yang Fan frowned slightly and raised his glass to clink with Old Zhou’s.

"But for such a person, there must be many protectors around him. It’s hard for us to even get close to him. Even if we managed to get close, it seems pointless, right? We still can’t get the evidence!"

Old Zhou grinned wickedly, "We can make him spill the evidence himself!"

Yang Fan looked sharply at Old Zhou, "Old Zhou, you can’t be serious?"

Old Zhou nodded emphatically, "Yes, we kidnap him!"