Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 542

Chapter 542: Chapter 542

Although Yang Fan didn’t think much of his own eloquence, he had never shied away from confronting others verbally.

Whether he could win or not, he’d fight first and think later.

Boss Huo’s face turned purple from the scolding she received from Yang Fan, as she furiously stared at him, "Fine, you want me to prove it to you, right? Alright, I’ll prove it. If it turns out you’re wrong, get the hell out of here immediately. I won’t do business with you!"

"No problem, I don’t like dealing with a boss like you anyway. I never planned on letting you make money off my measly few bucks. But what if you’re the one who’s wrong? Surely if we’re wrong, we leave, but if you’re wrong, it’s just ’you’re wrong’, and that’s it?" Yang Fan said with a dismissive look at the woman.

"If I’m wrong, how about I give you the car for free?" Boss Huo snapped back furiously.

Her shout was full of force, as if she was completely certain that Yang Fan couldn’t possibly drive the car away.

Yang Fan nodded, "Fine, go compare them, and take a good look at who is really throwing dirt on your cars."

With a furious rage, Boss Huo opened the adjacent car with a double row of seats, but after inspecting it, her expression suddenly froze, with Yang Fan observing it all, smirking inwardly.

The marks of welding were identifiable even by someone like him who barely understood cars; yet this woman, a car dealership owner, was still there making sophistical arguments, a clear case of reversing the roles.

Completely reversing the order of nature!

The stubborn Boss Huo opened another car’s hood, and after looking it over, her expression froze again.

Yang Fan didn’t know whether her expression was one of awkwardness or anger, but either way, she seemed quite distressed.

"What now? You should have your answer, right? If you’re thinking of another excuse, I can help you with that. For instance, saying this car is special, a different model, different specifications—they can all be your reason," Yang Fan said with a smile.

Little Miss Skinflint still arguing forcibly, keep being stubborn.

With tight cheeks, Boss Huo looked at Yang Fan and said, "I admit I was wrong; you are right. There’s nothing wrong with admitting I’m wrong. I can give you the car for free, take it and go."

"As tempting as that offer is, I refuse," Yang Fan scoffed, "I’m wary of falling into another trap set by a conscienceless woman like you, just a regular ordinary civilian unable to contend with a big boss like you."

"All that’s necessary is proving that I’m not as vile and petty as you, slandering others. As for the car with possibly many haunted souls in it, it’s better left in your junkyard because it suits you more."

"Why must you be so unyielding when you’re right!" Boss Huo cried out with a face full of grievance.

Yang Fan’s relentless torrent of words had her nearly in tears.

"Why should I be lenient when I’m right? I’m no saint. You insulted me first, what’s wrong with me scolding you a bit?" Yang Fan scoffed coldly, "You did wrong, so you should stand up straight and accept it. No problem with that, right? You blame us for sullying your reputation, but given your character, it’s probably not just us, maybe there are others cursing your ancestors behind your back too."

Wang Daqiang stood beside them, smiling helplessly.

It was the first time he realized just how venomous Yang Fan’s tongue could be; each word that came out of his mouth was like a pin, and this woman’s spirit was almost completely shattered by him.

Even though this woman’s earlier words were indeed quite unpleasant, Yang Fan was even more ruthless.

With gritted teeth, Boss Huo furiously glared at Yang Fan, suddenly lunged at him, and grabbed his hair, "You bastard, when will you ever stop, can’t you see I don’t understand cars? Do you really need to carry on like this? How can you, a grown man, act this way?"

Yang Fan grabbed her hair in return, "What if I started by calling you ugly? Would you like that?"

"Let go of me!" Boss Huo shouted, tilting her head back and glaring.

"Get the hell out of here!" Yang Fan shouted, "Damn it, I will call the cops later. You argue unfairly and resort to violence, have I ever seen anyone do business like this? Do you think you are Sun Erniang running some shady inn?"

"Not leaving, huh? Fine, you forced this on me!" A fierce look crossed Boss Huo’s face, and she suddenly tore open her blouse and then immediately started shouting, "Help, harassment, harassment!"

Yang Fan grabbed the woman’s mouth, "Shut up, you damn woman. You’ve completely abandoned reason, haven’t you? Fine, I accept my bad luck for today, okay?"

He squeezed hard on Boss Huo’s nearly exposed crimson bosom, speaking harshly, "Stuff your things back in place. If you dare to scream senselessly again, I will sneak into your house in the dark and rape and kill you."

"You dare to ruin my reputation, I’ll ruin your body, damn it, the sage was indeed right!"

Yang Fan then let go of the woman’s mouth.

"You, touch, me!" Boss Huo locked her gaze on Yang Fan, gnashing her teeth as she spoke each word deliberately.

Yang Fan scoffed lightly, "You exposed yourself. I was just helping you put it back. What now? Any more issues?"

Boss Huo took a deep breath, her right hand, which was grabbing Yang Fan’s hair, suddenly relaxed, "I’ve never seen a man like you. Take the car, I admit my fault, but if you keep nagging, I will beat you to death, and neither of us will have a good time."

"I misspoke earlier, wronging you guys. Just now not only did you insult but also groped, and also managed to get a car for free, so that evens things out, right? Is what I am saying now reasonable?"

Yang Fan also released the woman’s hair from his right hand, "That sounds like a reasonable person, okay."

"I won’t take the car for free, fifteen thousand, this price should be okay, right?"

Boss Huo suddenly scoffed, murmuring resentfully, "Dog temper!"

"I’m not that untrustworthy scoundrel. I said it’s a gift, so it is; I don’t want your damn money."

"Dog temper? Want to keep going, huh?" Yang Fan suddenly reached out and grabbed the woman’s long hair.

"You started it this time. Wait, what now? I refuse to take your money and you’re not happy about it?" Boss Huo swiftly grabbed Yang Fan’s hair in return.

"Simple, I don’t trust you," Yang Fan said gravely. "You have to pay, just do whatever official procedures are necessary, and that’s it. I don’t want anything given for free."

"Bugger off, fifteen thousand, take it and go!" Boss Huo rolled her eyes dramatically.

"Do the paperwork," Yang Fan said.

After he spoke, they both released their holds on each other, one after another.

Daqiang, who was still figuring out how to intervene, was stunned.

This...

This was a truly unique way of conducting business.

Cursing and fighting, yet they still managed to come to an agreement, absolutely outlandish.

He had been worrying about the worst-case scenario, only to find he had been fretting over nothing.