Happy Little Farmer -
Chapter 421
Chapter 421: Chapter 421
This would be quite awkward for both of them if they went over now.
Old Zhou and Zhu Shan aren’t exactly playing around.
The feather duster has even been beaten into that sorry state.
"Isn’t it a bit bad for us to run away now?" Yang Fan asked somberly.
Zhao Wu shrugged, "I don’t mind, but it might not be very decent of you to run away."
Yang Fan let out a helpless sigh and said, "You wait here for a bit, I’ll go and try to break it up. If I can’t, then we’ll run away. I don’t know what these two are fighting about now."
He suspected that Old Zhou might have been meddling with women again and Zhu Shanshan caught him at it.
Zhao Wu extended a hand toward Yang Fan, then clenched it firmly, and said in a deep voice, "Go on, warrior!"
Yang Fan glanced sideways and shook his head.
None of them are decent folks.
Getting out of the car, Yang Fan hurried towards Old Zhou and Zhu Shanshan, who were at the shop entrance fighting like cat and dog.
He forcibly inserted himself between them, blocking the feather duster in Zhu Shanshan’s hand.
"Stop, what’s going on with you two?"
Zhu Shanshan angrily pointed the feather duster at Old Zhou and shouted, "Ask him, this conscienceless thing! Do you know he’s gone mad? Utterly mad!"
Old Zhou, covered in feathers, looked guilty and gave Yang Fan a sheepish smile.
Seeing his expression, Yang Fan knew it all.
Yep, it was probably just as he had guessed.
Definitely something to do with a woman!
"Calm down for a moment, what exactly happened?" Yang Fan asked, spreading his arms between the two.
He really hated getting involved in other people’s domestic affairs.
These things can end up with you being the bad guy on both sides.
But, since he had stumbled upon it, it seemed a bit irresponsible to ignore it.
"You ask him!" Zhu Shanshan shouted angrily.
Yang Fan had no choice but to look at Old Zhou, but Old Zhou pretended to be dead and turned his head away.
"Sister-in-law, no matter how serious it is, we can sit down and talk about it calmly," Yang Fan said to Zhu Shanshan, while also subtly giving her a meaningful look.
Zhu Shanshan glanced at Yang Fan, then turned to the side and struck Old Zhou on the back with the feather duster, "Do you know what this bastard was doing when I came back just now? He was with two girls in the shop... doing that kind of thing. And the key point is, I know those two women well; they both run stores in this market."
"He’s incredible, actually getting those two flashy sluts onto the same bed, and they were so cooperative. Amazing!"
"Fanzi, you might not believe it, but when I came in, those two women were neatly bent over the edge of the bed, shamelessly shaking their buttocks and saying things... I can’t even repeat them, but they were surely dirty to the ear."
Yang Fan looked at Old Zhou, his expression somewhat stunned.
Impressive, Old Zhou!
It really seemed like he was taking Zhu Shanshan for granted.
Old Zhou’s affairs with other women were no secret between the two of them anymore.
Zhu Shanshan knew, and Old Zhou knew Zhu Shanshan knew.
Put plainly, they were just maintaining appearances at this point.
But what Old Zhou did today was too outrageous, practically grinding Zhu Shanshan’s face into the dirt.
"Old Zhou, I’m not trying to criticize you, but what you did was way over the line!" Yang Fan said, his head aching.
With the two of them getting to this point, he was at a loss for what to do.
"Old Zhou, out of respect for Fanzi, I saved you some face and won’t hit you anymore!" Zhu Shanshan angrily threw away the duster in her hand and sneered, "What were you thinking loving to play around so much? Why did you even get married? It’s so much better to stay single and free; you can do whatever you want!"
"Today I’m giving you two choices. First, we divorce, and I give you back your freedom. Second, you play your games, I play mine; you do your thing, and I’ll do mine, and we won’t interfere with each other."
Old Zhou gave a sheepish smile and asked, "If we divorce, what happens to our property?"
"Obviously, you’ll leave with nothing but the clothes on your back. What else did you expect? You’re the one who cheated; do you think you still have any rights? Even if I took you to court, the outcome would be the same," Zhu Shanshan cursed angrily.
"Then I choose... the latter," Old Zhou said weakly.
At that moment, he seemed like a dead duck being choked, his voice lacked any strength.
"Fine, the latter it is," Zhu Shanshan sneered, suddenly turning to Yang Fan, "Fanzi, fancy a go at me?"
"What?!" Yang Fan jumped in shock, his mind feeling like it had been hit by an earthquake.
Don’t drag me into your fight.
I’m really scared, big sister!
Old Zhou’s expression also changed, "Zhu Shanshan, what are you doing?"
Zhu Shanshan bent over, picked up the duster from the ground, and struck Old Zhou’s back heavily with it. Wielding the duster, she ordered coldly, "Shut up. It’s not your turn to speak!"
"She’s my brother’s girl; don’t do this!" Old Zhou moved back, shouting with feigned bravado.
Zhu Shanshan sneered, "I’ll sleep with your brother if I want, and you’ll hold your tongue."
After scolding Old Zhou, Zhu Shanshan turned to Yang Fan and said, "Fanzi, are you interested in your sister-in-law? If you want to go at it, I’ll kick this bastard out now, and you can come inside to have a go. I’m good in bed, guaranteed to make you comfortable."
Yang Fan really felt like he was cracking up.
Help, this... this is really gonna be the death of me.
I should have listened to Zhao Wu and found a place to rest.
"Sister-in-law, stop joking; what are you doing?!" Yang Fan said helplessly.
"I think I understand now. So, how about this: I’ll pay you to sleep with me, ten thousand yuan per time," Zhu Shanshan declared proudly.
While speaking, she even gave Yang Fan a secretive wink.
Yang Fan: ???
He truly couldn’t decipher the meaning behind Zhu Shanshan’s look.
Could it be she wanted to use this opportunity to legitimize their relationship?
Holy crap!
My dear sister-in-law, isn’t your idea a bit too rancid?
Even if we were to legitimize our affair, this isn’t the way to go about it.
"No, no, no, forget it. You two continue to sort things out; I see now that I really shouldn’t get involved!" Yang Fan decided to escape.
I really can’t stay here any longer, or Zhu Shanshan might just blow the lid off our affair.
And that’s something that can’t be revealed; otherwise, Old Zhou and I are definitely done for.
Men can be comrades on the outside, even queueing up for a go with a woman at some pleasure establishment.
But within one’s own territory, that’s absolutely impossible, and certainly not something to share.
Except for some folks who get a thrill from being cuckolded.
"Fanzi, wait up; or you set the terms!" Zhu Shanshan shouted.
Yang Fan quickly waved his hands and took off, "No, you two just keep talking it out."
This was a mess he truly couldn’t afford to provoke.
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