Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 397

Chapter 397: Chapter 397

The two of them squeezed together and rested for a while before Fourth Aunt began to meticulously clean up the battlefield.

It was almost two in the morning.

After the pleasure, sleepiness came exceptionally quickly.

In no time, Fourth Aunt started to yawn.

She was already exhausted from the intense conquest, and given the late hour, it was natural that she felt sleepy.

"You little rascal, you almost killed your aunt," Fourth Aunt said with a coquettish smile, lightly covering her mouth.

Although she looked sleepy, her spirit was very satisfied.

"I feel like I’ve just barely satisfied my aunt," Yang Fan said earnestly.

Today, he had really put a lot of effort into it, fighting for his pride.

"Not really, you nearly ruined that part of your aunt," Fourth Aunt laughed, "It’s older women like your aunt who can handle it. If you found a younger girl, she definitely couldn’t withstand the way you do it."

Well... that seemed to be true.

But it also depends on the person.

Yang Yuan seemed to be able to bear it completely, but Yu Hong Dou seemed somewhat unable to.

"Aunt, it’s very late. You should go to sleep early," Yang Fan said.

Fourth Aunt looked at Yang Fan with tender eyes and nodded shyly, "If there’s a chance another day, your aunt will tell you in advance. If you want to, just tell me, and we’ll think of a way to create an opportunity for you."

"Alright," Yang Fan smiled and responded.

He didn’t linger any longer, slipped on his boxer shorts, and stealthily left Fourth Aunt’s room.

After cleaning himself up in the bathroom, Yang Fan returned to his room and fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

It was after two in the morning, and he felt so sleepy he couldn’t stand it.

The evening’s schedule had been a bit too tight, making him somewhat tired.

Having dealt with all the women in the house one by one, Yang Fan naturally woke up late the next day.

By the time he opened his eyes, it was already bright daylight outside.

The sunlight shined through the curtains onto the bedside, startling Yang Fan into jumping out of bed.

He, who was always diligent, had never slept in so late before.

Hurriedly, he got dressed and rushed into the bathroom to freshen up.

In the yard, Ye Tong and Yang Yuan were tending to the flowers.

The treasures cultivated by Little Mother were truly beautiful when they filled the courtyard.

"Fanzi, are you planning to be lazy today?" Ye Tong teased Yang Fan as she saw him coming out.

Yang Fan rubbed the back of his head and sighed, "I accidentally overslept. Sister-in-law, Xiao Yuan, you two take your time, I need to rush to the town now, it’s already noon."

"Don’t be in such a hurry. You should rest properly sometimes. Making money isn’t about working yourself to death," Ye Tong said.

"There are steamed buns in the kitchen. Eat some before you go."

Yang Fan hurriedly agreed and darted into the kitchen.

After quickly eating two steamed buns and drinking a bowl of porridge, Yang Fan hopped on his motor tricycle and hurried towards the town.

However, as he went on his way, he suddenly stopped hurrying.

It was almost noon. Even if he rushed back, there wouldn’t be any customers. Why make things so hard for himself?

Yang Fan chuckled, accelerated to full speed, and lit a cigarette.

Swinging by now just for lunch, wouldn’t that just mean resting afterward?

It was just that he had never woken up this late before, which suddenly made him feel a bit uncomfortable.

Otherwise, he could have simply had lunch at home before coming over.

When he rode his bike into town, the shop doors were open, and Bai Mengzhu was already inside.

Ever since the two had that strange agreement, she had actually become more punctual than Yang Fan.

"I thought you wouldn’t come today, and I almost wasted a lunch," Bai Mengzhu said upon seeing Yang Fan enter, gesturing for him to hurry over for the meal and handing him a pair of chopsticks.

"In the future, if you’re not coming, just shoot me a message on WeChat, so I’m not out of the loop and don’t have to prepare food for you. Not to mention packing it and delivering it to the shop," she added.

Yang Fan nodded, "Okay, my bad."

"Wow, it’s incredible, you’re actually speaking like a human today?" Bai Mengzhu exclaimed in surprise.

Yang Fan’s face darkened instantly, "Watch it or I’ll mess with you. I’m telling you, I’ve been eyeing that big butt of yours for a long time."

Bai Mengzhu’s cheeks reddened instantly, she spat lightly and cursed, "Bleh, you shameless thing, can’t you think of anything else?"

"Maybe with others, but with you... sorry, I really can’t. Seeing that big fat butt of yours, I just can’t control myself. Moreover, I think you should be blamed, not me. You’ve made your buttocks too sexy, I simply can’t resist," Yang Fan said with a straight face.

Although there hadn’t been any substantial developments between Yang Fan and Bai Mengzhu, they could now speak without any reservations.

Bai Mengzhu was quite straightforward and could take this kind of joke.

Bai Mengzhu glared at him, scowling fiercely at Yang Fan and cursed angrily, "What kind of twisted logic is that? You’re blaming me? Is the earth’s gravity also at fault if you can’t poop?"

"That wouldn’t be the case, we’re eating now, let’s not talk about poop or pee, it’s disgusting!" Yang Fan said laughingly.

Bai Mengzhu rolled her eyes and huffed loudly, "I insist on talking about it, shit and piss, you gonna bite me?"

Yang Fan suddenly reached out and grabbed Bai Mengzhu’s buttocks, which were tightly wrapped by her dress.

"Ah!" Bai Mengzhu exclaimed in shock, quickly dodging to the side and shouting ferociously, "Damn you, Yang Fan, stop messing around, or I’ll kill you! I’m telling you, when I get angry, I’m really scary, even I’m afraid."

"Come on, Bai, don’t be so stingy. Why not take pity on me?" Yang Fan said with a smile.

"Get lost, get lost, get lost!" Bai Mengzhu said hastily, waving her hand.

Yang Fan shook his head regretfully, "Alright then, what a pity. But I believe that with enough sincerity, a stone can be turned into gold, and with enough effort, a metal rod can be ground into a needle; with enough skill, I’m not worried you won’t scream."

Bai Mengzhu glared at Yang Fan fiercely and shouted waving her hands, "Damn you, Yang Fan, shut up!"

Yang Fan nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, I’ll shut up."

"However, I still want to say one thing, if life is destined to be met with constant rejections, then I hope, it would be against your ’wall’!"

"Ah! I’m going to kill you!" Bai Mengzhu suddenly shouted, lunging at him, and bit down hard on Yang Fan’s arm.

Although her cheeks were flushed, her bite was genuinely vicious.

It really hurt!

The pain caused Yang Fan to gasp sharply, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, my mistake, I’ll stop talking, please let go."

Bai Mengzhu, like a wolf dog that had caught its prey, not only did not release her bite but also growled threateningly.

Yang Fan, in pain, almost convulsing, acted out of desperation. His hand slipped under Bai Mengzhu’s skirt and grabbed the most hidden part of Bai Mengzhu’s golden valley, "Let go, let go!"

Bai Mengzhu cried out, suddenly jumping away, her face blushing, she gritted her teeth and cursed, "You—dead—Yang Fan!"

"I was wrong!" Yang Fan immediately admitted, "I did it in self-defense just now."