Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 347

Chapter 347: Chapter 347

Yang Fan’s sincere words hadn’t completely convinced Bai Mengzhu.

She looked at Yang Fan with suspicion and asked, "If you touched my buttocks, why did you have to reach inside to touch?"

"It’s not satisfying over the clothes, of course, I had to reach inside," Yang Fan said. "You’re experienced, you should know the process, right? When kissing, hands definitely start wandering to other places."

With puffed cheeks, Bai Mengzhu scrutinized Yang Fan for a while, then swiftly put on her short sleeves.

"You’ve already taken your advantage, I need to leave now."

Although Yang Fan felt a bit of regret, facing such a woman with a somewhat strange set of principles, he didn’t insist and just asked, "It’s so late, you still want to go home?"

"If I don’t go back, should I stay here then? I’m afraid you might eat me alive," Bai Mengzhu retorted annoyedly.

Yang Fan gave a sheepish laugh, "Did your trust drop that quickly? Don’t be so nervous, I can sleep in the store, and you can lock the door from inside. I can’t do anything to you, right? Your home may be close to town, but at this hour, the roads are not easy to travel."

"It’s fine, it’s just a short distance, I could crawl back if I had to!" said Bai Mengzhu.

Yang Fan smiled and nodded, "Alright, then I won’t insist on keeping you. By the way, those are really nice."

"You’re not allowed to comment!" Bai Mengzhu’s eyes suddenly widened, "You’ve already touched and kissed; if you dare to say anything more, I’ll smash your damned head in!"

Yang Fan couldn’t help but laugh, "Alright, alright, I won’t say anything, but this is a heartfelt compliment."

"No way!" Bai Mengzhu glared with indignation and shouted.

After that, she strode away with her long legs, practically fleeing the scene.

But when she reached the courtyard, she suddenly froze.

A torrential downpour!

The rain was even fiercer than the one earlier in the morning, it looked as if it was being poured down from the sky.

She barely stepped out before quickly retracting her foot.

"You might want to take my advice, with such heavy rain and the sky this dark, how will you go back?" Yang Fan peeked out and said, "If you get swept away by the rain, I’ll have to bear some of the blame."

Bai Mengzhu silently retracted her step, a conflicted look on her face as she asked, "Isn’t the lock broken? Can it be locked?"

"It can be, I fixed it," Yang Fan said.

It was just that he also had a key to open it from the shop.

Then... I suppose I can lower myself to stay here for one night," Bai Mengzhu suddenly seemed shy and started to stammer.

"Then you should go to bed early," Yang Fan said. "Don’t be so tense, I’m not going to force anyone to do anything, I’ll make you want me to touch you."

Bai Mengzhu’s eyebrows showed a faint shyness as she glanced at Yang Fan, "You wish."

"I can’t do it now, but if I’m not even allowed to think about it, wouldn’t I be too pathetic?" said Yang Fan with a smile.

His interaction with Bai Mengzhu was probably the most relaxing he had ever had with a woman.

He could say whatever he wanted to her; it all came out so naturally.

Yang Fan couldn’t quite figure out why that was, but the words just slipped out anyway.

"Think whatever you want, but there’s no chance of anything more happening!" Bai Mengzhu turned and went into the house.

Yang Fan followed her inside and got himself a quilt.

"If you find the sheets and quilt cover unclean, you can change for a new one, there are some in the wardrobe," he said.

Bai Mengzhu sat down on the small sofa, still harboring some grievances as she said, "I’m not that finicky."

"I mean, it might be possible to get pregnant," Yang Fan teased on purpose.

Bai Mengzhu’s eyebrows immediately furrowed, "Ah, you’re so disgusting."

"How have I become disgusting when I neither kill nor set fires? Really, I’m just being extra cautious," Yang Fan shook his head and said.

Those round eyes of Bai Mengzhu stared at Yang Fan, and she suddenly sniggered, "Do you think I’m an idiot? Your stuff, even if it had gotten onto the sheets, would have already turned into who knows what by now. Plus, that kind of thing would leave a stain. Your sheets are clean with not even a single hair on them. At least make your scare tactics look a bit more convincing."

"No fun, you’re really no fun," Yang Fan shook his head and sighed.

"By the way, later bring your briefs and shirt to this room, they should dry faster here."

Bai Mengzhu glared at Yang Fan with annoyance, waving her hand and saying, "Quick, quick, quick, go to sleep already, why are you so annoying."

Yang Fan laughed heartily twice, hugging the quilt as he left the room.

Another day without a bed to sleep in.

Yang Fan spread the quilt on the sofa, drank two sips of water, and immediately fell asleep.

The little tent suffered again today; it was still a bit restless even after Yang Fan went to bed.

The next day.

The noise of Bai Mengzhu cleaning woke up a soundly sleeping Yang Fan.

With his sleepy eyes slightly hazy, he looked at the figure meticulously mopping the floor.

She had already changed into her professional attire.

Her slender waist and the pencil skirt accentuated the plump curvature of her buttocks, making them appear even more enchanting.

"Old Bai, how come I like looking at your butt more and more? What should I do?" Yang Fan mumbled as he lay on his side watching.

Bai Mengzhu stopped her motion, biting her silver teeth as she glared at Yang Fan, "Are you looking for death? Harassing me the moment you open your eyes. Yang, I’m noticing you’re getting a bit too arrogant."

"No, this is just an expression of my inner feelings towards beauty," Yang Fan said earnestly.

Bai Mengzhu huffed heavily and continued mopping in a different direction, no longer with her back to Yang Fan.

"Old Bai, what did you eat to grow up? How can those two be horizontally round and vertically round as well!" Yang Fan said with a sigh.

Bai Mengzhu immediately had a face as cold as frost. Biting down on her silver teeth, she suddenly threw down her mop, rushed over to Yang Fan in a few steps, grabbed the quilt and covered his head with it, shouting fiercely, "I’m going to kill you, you bastard!"

Yang Fan very cooperatively held his breath, not making a sound.

He was quite adept at holding his breath, normally capable of lasting a bit over a minute.

Seeing that Yang Fan made no movements after some time, Bai Mengzhu, whose murderous intent had surged, suddenly got nervous.

She quickly lifted the quilt, and seeing Yang Fan lying there stiff without moving, she was instantly panicked.

"Come on, you can’t be that fragile, can you?"

Bai Mengzhu completely forgot to check for breathing; she hastily rummaged for her phone to dial emergency services.

"I thought you might at least attempt mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, maybe try to revive me a bit!" Yang Fan murmured with a sigh.

Bai Mengzhu stared at Yang Fan bluntly for a moment, then suddenly burst into rage, "You bastard, you’re messing with me again, I’m going to kill you!"

She pounced over like a humanoid tyrannosaurus, heavily landing on Yang Fan, hands clasping his neck.

"If this counts as a hug, I hope you keep squeezing for a while longer," Yang Fan said softly.

"Ah... shut your mouth!"

Bai Mengzhu raged.