Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 333

Chapter 333: Chapter 333

Zhou Wenhui stared straight at Yang Fan, her face suddenly breaking into an auntly smile.

"So, do you want to know?" she teased, a playful smile on her lips.

Yang Fan replied irritably, "Little Mother, after all this teasing, do you need to ask if I want to know? Spit it out already, what are you hiding for!"

Zhou Wenhui covered her mouth and chuckled, then took another glance outside before whispering, "I honestly hadn’t realized how strong your luck with the ladies is. That night, let me tell you, it was quite thrilling."

"When I went in, that little girl Yang Yuan was pouncing on your sister-in-law, seeking kisses from her up and down!"

Yang Fan curled his lip. "You already told me about this before, even complained that Yang Yuan was being too troublesome."

"Have I mentioned that? Oh right, but I never told you exactly what happened." Zhou Wenhui gave Yang Fan a sidelong glance and suddenly chuckled, "The exciting part was that while the little girl was seeking kisses from your sister-in-law, she kept murmuring your name. It was actually you she wanted to shower with kisses!"

Yang Fan feigned a shocked expression and quickly said, "Little Mother, you’re not trying to scare me, are you?"

"You can mess around with food, but this is something you really can’t say recklessly!"

Zhou Wenhui snorted lightly, "Do you think I need to lie to you?"

Yang Fan immediately grimaced as if he had a toothache, muttering, "Has that damn girl lost her mind?"

Even though he and Yang Yuan had already been involved, he still felt a bit sentimental about it.

"I also think she might have lost her mind, falling for someone like you," Zhou Wenhui said, shaking her head. "But really, I don’t think it’s impossible. Do you know that Yang Yuan isn’t Fourth Aunt’s biological daughter?"

"I know," Yang Fan replied, "even if she isn’t biologically related, she’s still my Fourth Aunt’s daughter, right?"

This was, in fact, a hidden worry in his heart now.

Not being biologically related only meant that if things came out, he could trade being sliced a thousand times over for being buried alive.

But either way, it wouldn’t escape the fate of death!

"It’s not the same," Zhou Wenhui said with a smile resembling that of an aunt, looking at Yang Fan with amusement. "If you have feelings for Xiao Yuan too, I can give you some advice. You let Xiao Yuan find out who her real parents are, and then if you get together, there will be nothing standing in your way."

Yang Fan was astounded.

Little Mother, you sure think of things quickly.

While the suggestion did have some merit, it couldn’t avoid the possibility of Fourth Aunt killing him.

So, let’s just keep it under wraps for now, and see how things pan out.

So worrisome!

"Little Mother, let’s not talk about this," Yang Fan said. "You better seriously consider my situation with my sister-in-law first!"

Zhou Wenhui winked at Yang Fan, "It doesn’t interfere, so what are you anxious about! Cast a wide net but focus on the key catch."

"What if I catch them all?" Yang Fan’s heart stirred as he asked casually.

That was exactly the situation he was in now; the catch was more than he could handle.

Zhou Wenhui rolled her eyes, "If you catch them all, it means you’ve got the skills, right? Just date them all, that’s fine. If you can catch them all, you definitely have the skill to keep them all around. Nowadays, dating without getting married isn’t unusual."

"But do you think you’ve got what it takes?"

Yang Fan just stood there, scratching his head, not saying a word.

He had doubted his abilities before and even thought he’d end up a lifelong bachelor with his luck.

But who would’ve thought his love life would explode like this recently, catching all the attention indeed.

"Don’t resist on principle, you can try whatever you can to fight for." Zhou Wenhui’s eyes held a different meaning as she gently patted Yang Fan’s shoulder, "Regarding your sister-in-law’s matter, let’s handle it this way tonight, do you understand?"

Yang Fan nodded, "Okay, I will wait for Little Mother’s news."

"Tonight, we’ll make a concerted effort and take this first step," said Zhou Wenhui, raising her eyebrows.

He felt a bit like a warrior setting off on a campaign.

However, Yang Fan was somewhat troubled.

He probably should discuss this matter with his sister-in-law first.

Otherwise, there might be problems.

Returning to his own room, Yang Fan took out his phone and sent Ye Tong a message.

Just as he put down the phone, preparing to go out and find a bottle of wine to take a few sips and put on a show,

suddenly, Ye Tong sneaked into Yang Fan’s room.

"Fanzi, what did that message you just sent mean? What is Little Mother up to?" Ye Tong asked nervously.

She obviously hadn’t yet gotten over the previous two times.

"She’s playing matchmaker for us!" Yang Fan said with a light laugh, "Sister-in-law, you just have to pretend to go along with it later, I think it won’t interfere with the plan you’ve already set. Or, you could take the opportunity to discuss your own plans with Little Mother."

"I’ve already spoken about it, okay? But this... she clearly didn’t take it seriously at all!" Ye Tong complained in distress.

Yang Fan was also somewhat troubled, "If that’s the case, what should we do?"

"I don’t know, tonight... Oh my, this is just being ridiculous!" Ye Tong suddenly blushed, her face full of conflict.

Yang Fan thought carefully, and suddenly understood the real reason behind his sister-in-law’s troubles.

It wasn’t just that she was worried about her own matters.

It was that later on, Little Mother and his sister-in-law would be doing that kind of thing.

She was also worried for Little Mother...

After all, they might be completely undressed by then, and if Yang Fan barged in, he would see everything.

Yang Fan pretended to know nothing and thought for a moment before saying: "Sister-in-law, just muddle through it when the time comes."

"Oh dear, it’s not a matter of just muddling through; it’s... how do I put this to you." Ye Tong said anxiously, "Little Mother must be crazy, how could she come up with such a rotten idea for you, it’s all... all..."

"Sister-in-law, is there something else?" Yang Fan asked, feigning surprise.

Ye Tong’s face turned red, full of conflict.

After quite a while, probably feeling that she couldn’t avoid addressing the issue, she finally stammered, "This... I, you might not know, but actually Little Mother likes women..."

"Ah?!" Yang Fan exclaimed in cooperative surprise, "Little Mother has such special preferences."

"But even if she likes women, it doesn’t really relate to this matter, does it?"

Ye Tong let out a deep sigh, "It’s related, very much so. Because Little Mother and I... um..."

"Ah? Sister-in-law, wait a minute, you mean to say, Little Mother has already done that to you?" Yang Fan’s expression became somewhat uncontrollable.

He struggled to control his expression, trying to make it look as convincing as possible.

Ye Tong’s innocent face suddenly turned so red it was almost translucent. She twined her fingers together, biting her lip and hesitated, "This... it’s just... well, actually, it’s not what you’re thinking, it’s just that... how should I say this..."