Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 146 Awkward Encounter

Chapter 146: Chapter 146 Awkward Encounter

"Living by yourself isn’t easy, so I’ll let you have a bigger discount," Yang Fan, lacking the confidence to directly say what Wu Xuelan had taught him, resorted to this excuse.

"You call this doing business? Giving a discount is one thing, but this is something else," Wu Xue Mei chuckled in disbelief, "An item worth over two hundred and you discount more than two hundred? You must not make a dime, and you’re probably losing money, right?"

"Fanzi, is there... something else on your mind?"

Yang Fan immediately felt a toothache; he had made an offer too steep and now struggled to find a good excuse.

"I, um, probably just did the math wrong." He was on the verge of speaking up, but Yang Fan just didn’t have the courage to say it.

Suddenly, he realized he wasn’t lacking the solitary widow he had been chasing, but Old Zhou’s shameless audacity.

If he had Old Zhou’s shameless nerve, he could have tried his luck with every young wife or widow in the village.

Now, the main forces were the empty-nest elderly and women living alone in the countryside.

Young and strong men like Yang Fan were few and far between.

"Did the math wrong?" Wu Xue Mei eyed him suspiciously with her peach blossom eyes.

She looked about eighty percent like Wu Xuelan, and her eyes were nearly identical, the type that seemed to flirt even when looking at someone normally.

"Fanzi, if you’ve got something to say, just speak up. We might not interact much, but I know you’re honest and solid. Actually, I’ve always wanted to do business with you, but as a woman living alone, getting too close to a man is like being a widow – it can attract idle gossip," Wu Xue Mei said.

"Sister Wu, if you say it like that, I’ll feel even more embarrassed to speak," Yang Fan said with a sheepish smile.

Damn, this was just too awkward.

He shouldn’t have listened to Wu Xuelan’s nonsense advice.

"There’s no one else here, just say it, how embarrassing could it be?" Wu Xue Mei urged.

Yang Fan now truly felt like he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. If he didn’t speak, the way Wu Xue Mei’s peach blossom eyes fixated on him was making him quite uncomfortable. But if he tried to speak, the words just wouldn’t jump out of his throat.

What he really wanted was to call Old Zhou and borrow some of that shameless spirit.

"It’s just that... never mind, there’s nothing else," Yang Fan gathered his courage only for it to get stuck in his throat again.

That’s it then, such things really weren’t for him.

But his hesitation and equivocation had deeply hooked Wu Xue Mei’s curiosity.

"Why are you being so fidgety, man? Just spit it out. If I can help, I definitely will; you’re making me all anxious," Wu Xue Mei said, grabbing Yang Fan’s arm and shaking it twice, urging him, "Come on, say it."

"It was just impulsiveness, I think it’s better left unsaid... it’s really nothing," Yang Fan shook his head.

"Look at you, you’ve been through thick and thin, so why be so awkward," Wu Xue Mei said irritably, "The thing you want from me can’t be that significant, right? At most, just a few matters – what could you possibly be so embarrassed about?"

Pushed to the brink, Yang Fan turned his head and blurted out, "Don’t be mad at me, I’m just being impulsive. I want to sleep with you. I’ve dreamt about your big buttocks several times, and just now, I had a brain fart and came in."

Wu Xue Mei froze, her mouth agape.

"You... Fanzi, do you realize what you’re saying?"

Yang Fan nodded, "Of course I do, I just got carried away. I wasn’t going to say anything, it was you who insisted on asking. Just pretend you didn’t hear it. I’ll be going now, and if you decide to buy these things, I’ll come by and pick them up tomorrow."

At this moment, Yang Fan was so embarrassed that he felt like he could dig a three-bedroom apartment out of the ground beneath his feet.

He really acted impulsively!

His ears weren’t usually so soft, so why did he let Wu Xuelan’s bad idea get to him?

With a somewhat dazed look in her eyes, Wu Xue Mei stared at the ground, utterly baffled.

The impact of Yang Fan’s words was clearly too overwhelming for her.

Dashing out of Wu Xue Mei’s house, Yang Fan wished he could kick himself twice for what he had done.

Right now, he looked at himself and saw nothing but a fool.

Wu Xuelan was still waiting at the door, surprised to see Yang Fan come up so quickly, she couldn’t help but ask, "It didn’t work? That shouldn’t be the case!"

"Stop it, this kind of thing is completely different when you hear about it and when you do it, I shouldn’t have listened to your nonsense," Yang Fan waved his hand and said.

The awkwardness of the situation just now made him feel uncomfortable all over.

Wu Xuelan still couldn’t believe it, and she muttered softly, "You must have done something wrong, or maybe she is just pretending to be reserved. Women like me, living alone at this age, deprived for a long time, each one of us is like an insatiable little wild wolf."

"It’s really easy to get started with women like us. Given how you and the little sister are already quite familiar with each other, you don’t even need to put in too much effort; just a few ambiguous words, and the deed would be done. Surely you didn’t rush in and say ’I want to sleep with you’, did you? If you did that, then just ignore everything I said."

"Enough, don’t talk about it anymore, if you keep this up I really will be embarrassed enough to dig out a three-bedroom apartment, and I won’t even need to buy a house," Yang Fan said, waving his hand.

Wu Xuelan snuggled into Yang Fan’s embrace, her palm gently caressing his chest as she laughed playfully and said, "No worries, don’t be gloomy. If you can’t get the little sister, you can have me. Should we eat our fill before we do it, or should we eat after?"

Yang Fan’s large hand landed on Wu Xuelan’s rounded buttocks, grabbing it firmly as he fiercely said, "With you around, do you think I still have the appetite for food? I’m going to make you scream."

"Make me scream, make it so good that we go to heaven and back, and vent all your frustrations," Wu Xuelan said with a giggly smile, "I was a bit nervous last time; it wasn’t very satisfying. Today, with no one to disturb us, we should take our time and enjoy."

Yang Fan, not content with just touching over her clothes, slipped his large hand down Wu Xuelan’s exposed back, reaching directly into the crevice.

Although Wu Xuelan’s suggestion was absurd, the conclusion she drew did hold some truth.

Wu Xuelan, Gao Lanlan, and Yu Xiu’e all shared many similarities; as soon as they were touched, it was like setting fire to dry wood, and they were very open about these matters, it was simply a game of mutual need.

The hazy night gradually enveloped the beautiful countryside.

As Yang Fan wrapped his arms around Wu Xuelan, he began to move his hands expertly while his mouth captured her tempting red lips.

"Mmh..."

Wu Xuelan softly moaned, her body gradually becoming scorching hot.

Her eyelids lightly closed as her lips and tongue actively roamed Yang Fan’s lips, searching for the nourishment of love.

"Mmm... Mmm..."

Yang Fan’s fingers brushed aside the somewhat silky panties, plunging into the already damp and overflowing golden valley.

"Ah..."