DxD: Matsuda?
Chapter 49: Satan Gold Has Come?

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Chapter 49: Satan Gold Has Come? by Harem-Fan

     [Akeno, can you bring her over to the school pool? I have set a trap for her, and when she tries to recover I will spring it?!]

     I'm currently hiding at the bottom of the outdoor school pool, casting [Create Holy Water] to make a nasty bath for Riser's Queen.

     Yup, I'm a dick...

     She hurt my girls really well in the anime, so I'm just being petty.

     I don't personally dislike her.

     I actually think she is super hot, and I'm jealous she is Riser's woman.

     The feelings I have come from Earth zero... But me as Matsuda, just sees a slutty Queen of an asshole!

     I know Riser in the anime was a redeemable guy, and everyone loves his Tsundere Sister Ravel, but to me they look down on the potential of the Reincarnated Devils.

     I hate pure-blood purists... If they had there way, they would take Grayfia away from me, and use her as a fucking breeding stock!

     So ya, I'm a bit pissed at the Phenex blood advocates.

     It's like those Death-Eaters from Harry Potter, led by a damn half breed, just hypocrites.

     I'm sure I'm being unfair here, but that is just my current feelings.

     [Alright sweetie, I will start to wear her down like we planned... Can you get a good peek up her dress, Dear?! Ufufu~!]

     Akeno is just giggling and not caring Rias can hear...

     Yup, I can clearly see that Yubelluna has on purple lace panties!

     [Yes my Lightning Goddess, I'm currently waiting for that perfect moment. So give the viewers a good show of our hybrid angel of death! Oh! And if you do a good job, I will put you over my knee later, and reward you!]

     Poor Kiba, having to listen to this!

     The illusion fell from Akeno's wing, now showing her hybrid form, and her Holy Lightning is charging...

     Crackle Crackle Boooom~! But in the next moment, I saw Akeno just almost blow up Yubelluna's outfit fully apart, damn she hit her hard.

     Should be now!

     Yubelluna in pain pulls out a vial of red liquid, holds it in her fingers and taunts Akeno...

     "Well Priestess of Thunder, what I have here is your defeat. I have tricked you, and I will make Riser very proud, thanks for the fun!"

     As she uncorked, the vial, and was about to bring it to her lips...

     Swoosh Clank Shatter~! A flash of golden light shot from beneath, from the pool below.

     She noticed it was an arrow of light one would see fired from a bow, but what caused her to fear was the stinging pain of the Light Arrow, and the fact her bottle was shattered and scattered!

     Splash Flap Flap~! Then a figure flew up out of the water, to hover in front of Akeno, flapping both pairs of 1 gold and 1 black pair of Devil-wings!

     "Satan Gold has come! I heard a beautiful woman needed rescuing, and I came!"

     Yes Issei this is my new slogan I'm doing just for you.

     Glad no one can see my face, because I'm red from embarrassment for saying such a fucking line!

     In the future, I will die of embarrassment, when my line gets changed to... I have cum!

     Akeno just tightfisted her legs together a bit, and is panting, damn!

     Yubelluna is looking confused about this TV show entrance, like she is filming a kids anime for the Underworld.

     And her inner thoughts were,'Why does it look like I'm the bad guy? I should be the main female star!'

     [How dare this vile woman show herself in front of the sexy and horny Akeno, and blemish her awesomeness! For this crime against all hotness, I shall clean up your act, Yubelluna! You second-hand vixen!]

     At this point I outstretch my arms, and create 4 holy light halos at each hand, then swing my arms together in a double swing motion.

    Whoosh Swoosh~! The 4 halos fly to grasp the wrists and ankles, burning her skin in terrible pain.

     Then I used my hand seals and raised my arms up, then violently swung them down to the pool of holy water below...

     [So long Bomb Queen!]

     "Ah~?! Nooooooo~!"

     Splash Sizzle~! Like a puppet, poor Yubelluna was jerked violently downward by the restraining golden halos rings, straight into a holy bath!

     For a Human, it would be like being thrown into a vat of acid, damn that looks painful...

     After about 1 second we all heard the notification.

     [Riser's Queen has retired.]

     I never get tired of hearing Grayfia's voice, she is my Angel, well my Devil Angel!

     Clap~! Akeno and I high-five, then with a blush, she asked me.

     "Satan Gold, would you like a kiss, or me?"

     [Sorry mam, but my [Sexy Damsel in Distress!] signal has warned me to save yet another super hot lady! Take care, Satan Gold out! For I am cooooooming~!]

     Flap Flap Swoosh~! I then fly towards the new schoolhouse!

     We all heard an announcement from another fight that ended.

     [Riser's 3rd, 4th, and 5th Pawns have retired.]

     This should mean he only has the hot Rook and the crappy 3 Pawns in the gym left?

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     What I saw when flying in was a pissed looking Riser standing like in the anime...

     And at the end of the rooftop, I saw 3 people... Rias, Asia, and a foolish looking Jackie Chan knockoff, yes he is just drooling at Rias's boobs.

     [Sigh, Roshi, this guy!]

     I then did a Super-hero drop there, between the two fighting forces...

     Thud Crack Skid~! Damn I broke a lot of roof tiles... I lost a few points for a hard landing!

     [Satan Gold has come! I heard a woman in ne-]

     Bang Sizzle~! And the pissed Riser Phenex just threw a fucking Demonic Bolt fireball into my face during my Hero introduction.

     I'm a bit pissed he broke my Monologue!

     My number 1 fan Grayfia is watching, you flaming asshole!

     I threw a few stupid arm waves, and yelled for my sidekick...

     [Roshi combine!]

     So Roshi grew into his true giant black turtle-form, and I back-flipped onto his shell, while dodging another Demonic Bolt from Riser...

     Then I cast a [Flame Shield] on the whole group, to reduce Riser's fire damage.

     Fortunately it was minor damage, I took from his first fireball, thanks to becoming High-Class-high strength.

     "You two beautiful women come to my embrace, so I may protect you from this sex-offender!"

     I then use light force to not harm the girls and send them ropes created by Demonic Power to grab their waist, and pull them into my arms, on top of Roshi.

     "Riser demands to know who you are! How dare you touch my Rias!"

     Riser actually thinks I'm an outsider that is interrupting?

     This is funny!

     [Notification, Lord Riser Phenex... The one you are fighting is in fact Rias's Pawn.]

     Grayfia, to protect the dignity of the Rating Game, had to clarify a possible argument he may try later.

     "So you're that low-class Pawn trash, my Rias has raised! Riser will do the Underworld a favor and 'accidentally' kill you!"

     He then throws another bigger fireball in my direction.

     I tapped on Roshi's shell, and commanded, while casting a spell.

     [Roshi water blind!]

     Flash Sizzle~! I then use my [Sun Burst] to blind Riser, and oops my girls.

     Riser: "Damn it, low-class trash!"

     Rias: "Ah, Matsuda, you got us!"

     Asia: "Um, Satan Gold, are you alright?"

     Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle~! While Roshi's water cannon helps to neutralize the incoming massive fireball...

     As soon as Riser could see just a bit, what entered his vision was...

     Bang Crack Whoosh Boom~! A Holy Lightning infused punch, right in the fucking jaw, no block, and everyone heard his jaw cave in!

     He shot into the small tower on the roof... And he of course healed the injury, but it was slow to recover, due to the holy element.

     His light tempering is impressive, but It is nowhere near enough to easily shrug it off.

     It still stings him even when healed.

     As Riser climbed out of the hole, I put on my act...

     [I, Satan Gold, a true Hero of the Underworld, will give you one chance to surrender. You just felt my strength, Lord Riser. I'm afraid if we fight, you may not survive my full power!]

     I threw in some retarded Power Ranger movements that naked Grayfia enthusiastically taught me.

     I want to die from embarrassment, but my 1st fan might want an autograph later... on her belly!

     "Riser isn't intimidated by such a weak ability! Riser will have my Rias, and Riser will kill you! You have overestimated yourself as a low-class Devil!"

     Sizzle~! He then covers his fists in fire to brawl with me in a good fistfight!

     [Lord Riser, I gave you a chance, so don't claim I bullied you later. I shall tell you why you're an Idiot... Promotion to Queen!]

     Yes this was the last coherent thought Riser Phenex could make out, as I blurred into action...

     I used my Illusion Magic to blink in many places at one time, like the spell that Kuroka used in her first battle with Issei.

     Then I just used high-speed Queen movement, and hit Riser multiple times with kicks and punches.

     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack~!

     My Holy Lightning infused attacks were so fast, I was hitting him faster than his body could heal.

     Riser's body was in constant deformation.

     With his limbs and eyes constantly regenerating from Holy pain, he just couldn't resist any of my strikes.

     The Queen promotion and Balance Breaker together, puts me at the entrance of Ultimate class in combat strength!

     Riser is good, but not that good.

     You might think Riser would be done for right?

     No, he can hold on for a while.

     I might even exhaust myself by hitting him.

     But there is a way to force his mind to break...

     A dirty anti-Devil dick-move!

     I begin to recite passages from the Holy Bible, while I pummel him, and attack his mind.

     I was constantly yelling phrases like...

     [Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me, your rod and your staff, they comfort me.]

     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack~!

     Rias and Asia both held their heads, and also had to retreat away from the close battle, due to also being affected by my rant.

     The further away the better... The phrases alone aren't enough to kill a strong Devil, but it's like the worst hangover one can imagine, with the feeling of a knife slicing the inside of your head.

     I'm definitely being a dick here!

     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack~!

      Just when I was about to take a break, from my arms and legs going numb, I heard whimpering?

     I looked down at the curled up Riser, and flinched...

     From the weeping and crying lump of flesh on the ground... I hear.

     "I will retire, please, sniff, just stop, sob, I will retire, sob, I will retire, stop it!"

     [Wow I broke him? He isn't calling himself 'Riser' anymore?]

     So that bastard did it on purpose!

     Can I hit him again for that?!

     [Lord Riser Phenex has retired, Rias Gremory has won the match!]

     I think I hear some pride in her voice.

     Is she proud of me or happy for the win?

     "Satan Gold, I love you!"

     I suddenly caught a flying Nun, and Asia is crying with happy tears!

     Mwah~! And she is kissing my visor, and my expression under my helmet is funny.

     I saw Rias almost cry, but was holding her tears back.

     I can tell she also wants to jump into my arms, but both families and the rest of the Underworld are watching.

     So I put the Devil Nun down, salute Rias, and say in my persona!

     [Satan Gold has saved the day Miss. You can reward me another day.]

     Rias only nodded at me, and I can tell, I'm getting some kisses after!

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