Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 976 - 464: Tea Ceremony Master, Teaching Online!_2

Chapter 976: Chapter 464: Tea Ceremony Master, Teaching Online!_2

"No need!"

Lin Baici was dragged by Ji Xinyan and couldn’t get away. And Tea sister, this bear, was pressing down on my arm, okay?

Do you even know how big it feels? The touch is pretty good!

"Actually, I think you’re getting the short end of the stick. If you gave this bag to any other girl, you’d at least get to third base without a problem. If you were a bit sweeter with your words, even a home run wouldn’t be impossible."

Ji Xinyan tested Lin Baici, "Ordinary girls, I know you don’t care for them, but Bai Jiao isn’t bad, right? Her skin is so white and tender, I want to lick it!"

"I’m not lacking women!"

Lin Baici started to counter, using luxury goods to hit on women?

How tacky!

The Hungry God is the one being courted, okay!

But honestly speaking, Bai Jiao is indeed very fair—just as the saying goes, ’a fair complexion hides flaws.’ Plus, her looks aren’t bad to start with, she’s known alongside Ji Xinyan as the Electrical Twin Flowers.

"First, let me finish. Bai Jiao actually has a pretty good impression of you, but because her family background is mediocre, her goal is to find a wealthy husband. She doesn’t need too much, just twenty million would do!"

Ji Xinyan nudged Lin Baici with her shoulder, "You just have to show a little bit of your capability, and in a few days, you’ll have no choice but to eat dumplings."

"Don’t worry, I’ve checked for you, and the dumplings are definitely young and fresh!"

"What about you?"

Lin Baici was curious, "Is your requirement for a boyfriend also in the millions?"

"Me?"

Ji Xinyan evidently had thought about this question and replied without hesitation, "As long as I like him, I’m willing to do anything to support him!"

Having said that, Tea sister leaned on Lin Baici again.

"How about it? Give me a chance to support you?"

"Relax, it’s my first time too!"

Lin Baici, listening to Ji Xinyan’s words, chuckled, "Stop messing around, I’m not going to marry you, not even likely to publicly acknowledge you as my girlfriend!"

"Why?"

Ji Xinyan was curious, "Don’t tell me you’re a rich young master whose family has arranged a marriage for you?"

"That’s not it. I admit I’m interested in you!"

Of course, I wouldn’t have come to see you or bought you a gift if I wasn’t interested: "If you want to play poker, I don’t mind, but I absolutely won’t take responsibility after I pull up my pants!"

The couples at the surrounding tables had lost interest in chatting and were all ears, eagerly eavesdropping on Lin Baici and Ji Xinyan’s conversation.

What kind of couple is this?

The guys all thought that Lin Baici was silly. That girl is pretty beautiful; can’t you sweet-talk her first and tell the truth after you’ve played poker?

The girls thought Lin Baici was quite sincere.

Although he’s a playboy,

he’s a playboy in a clear-cut way.

"..."

Ji Xinyan, looking into Lin Baici’s eyes, fell silent because she realized that the more honest Lin Baici was, the more her mood became particularly low and uncomfortable.

Although Ji Xinyan frequently joked around, she too longed for someone to love her, to treat her well, but she didn’t expect that the first guy she took a liking to would be such a playboy.

Only wanting to indulge, unwilling to take responsibility.

Damn it!

Tea sister’s mood was down, but within a few minutes, not even having finished half a cup of coffee, she perked up again, "If I got pregnant, would you have me abort it, or keep it?"

Who cares, let’s tease the Senior Monitor first.

It’s quite interesting to see a straight guy get embarrassed.

"Whose?"

Lin Baici was taken aback, "Mine?"

To be honest, that was a tricky question he hadn’t considered.

"Of course, I, Ji Xinyan, have integrity. Whose child is it? I’m going to ask for child support from him, right?"

Ji Xinyan hummed and proudly pushed out her chest,

quite proudly indeed.

"Of course, the person who I, Ji Xinyan, am willing to bear a child for is just you so far!"

Ji Xinyan said laughing, nudging Lin Baici with her shoulder again, "Come on, tell me, what are you planning to do? With your personality, you’d definitely give me one or two million for a settlement, right?"

"Four billion?"

After saying that, Lin Baici spat out in disgust and glared at Ji Xinyan.

Damn it, I got carried away too.

"Wow, four billion?"

Ji Xinyan’s face lit up with excitement as she clapped her hands like a seal, as if she’d already got her hands on the money.

A dark line appeared on Lin Baici’s forehead.

"But why four billion?"

Ji Xinyan was curious.

Lin Baici refused to answer. It’s not like he could say it was because he would give her all the salary he earned over four years of university, right?

"Actually, four million would do. That’s not a small amount!"

Ji Xinyan threw Lin Baici a flirty look, her toes rubbing against Lin Bai’s leg, "How about we go to a hotel now?"

"If you perform well, and if I really got pregnant with your child, I could find a backup to raise it!"

"Relax, I’ll certainly find a backup who loves children, one who would raise it as his own."

"Ji Xinyan, are you sick or something?"

Lin Baici couldn’t take it anymore and turned to kiss Tea sister on the lips.

If the tiger doesn’t show his might, you think I’m a sick cat, huh?

The teasing,

I’ll make you tease!

Wow!

Cries of amazement rang out from all around.

Lin Baici’s technique was pretty bad, but Ji Xinyan thought it was great; she liked this kind of green, inexperienced boy.

A few dozen seconds later, their lips parted.

Lin Baici looked at Ji Xinyan, a proud smile on his face,

Scared now?

Tea sister licked her lips and pounced.

"Holy crap!"

Lin Baici was numb.

...

A few minutes later, Lin Baici hurried out of the café, too embarrassed to stay any longer, and he wouldn’t return for the next three and a half years.

He couldn’t afford to lose that face.

"How about watching a movie at Wanda Plaza?"

Ji Xinyan was already acting like nothing had happened.

"No way!"

Lin Baici planned to go back to sleep.

"You’ve teased me, and you don’t plan to coax me?"

Ji Xinyan pretended to be shocked, "Scumbag, ptooey!"

"..."

Lin Baici looked at Tea sister, her little black skirt and leggings were indeed very sexy.

Dammit,

She definitely had the capital to act spoiled.

Lin Baici admitted, if an ugly girl were to act this way with him, he would have slapped her long ago.

As if The Hungry God doesn’t have a temper!

"Does it look good?"

Tea sister got close to Lin Baici, "Wait until we get to Wanda’s cinema, I’ll let you touch."

Kim Myungjin hugged Lin Baici’s arm, dragging him to the roadside to hail a cab: "Do you like black silk or white? Garter belts or crotchless? I’ll wear them for you next time!"

"No need for a cab, let’s drive there!"

Lin Baici, with nothing better to do, decided to just go watch the movie.

It’s not like he wanted to do anything else!

Kim Myungjin sat in the passenger seat, not only took off her coat but also her tall boots, extending both feet over the console and placing them on Lin Baici’s thighs.

"My feet are sore, massage them for me!"

Smack!

Lin Baici slapped Tea sister’s foot, "Take them off!"

"Ouch!"

Tea sister complained and pulled back her legs, propping them on the dashboard, then started scrolling through Meituan on her phone, "Which movie do you want to watch?"

Since the winter vacation had just ended, couples and besties, upon meeting again, naturally planned outings, which is why there were many young people in Wanda Plaza.

The movie tickets Ji Xinyan bought were for a romance film, with seats in the last row.

"What the hell are we even watching here?"

When the movie started, Lin Baici was speechless, as the cinema was only a little more than half full with plenty of empty seats: "Why didn’t you choose seats at the front?"

"..."

Ji Xinyan cocked her head, looking at Lin Baici.

You’re actually here to watch the movie?

"What’s up?"

Lin Baici started to feel a bit uneasy being stared at.

"Are you dumb? How would you do bad things sitting at the front?"

Ji Xinyan rolled her eyes, what a naïve boy!

It’s confirmed,

Lin Baici is absolutely a virgin!

If he had ever been in a woman’s bed, I, Ji Xinyan, would write my name backwards.

"Huh?"

Lin Baici was shocked; he remembered Ji Xinyan’s words from before, once we’re in the cinema, you can touch as much as you want.

So you were serious?

The movie had been playing for ten minutes, and Ji Xinyan glanced at Lin Baici.

After another ten minutes, Tea sister took another look.

Then half an hour passed.

"Damn it, are you Liu Xiahui?"

Ji Xinyan was torn between laughing and crying; should she praise Lin Baici for his integrity, or curse him as a dumb virgin?

You’re being given a chance and yet you don’t take it?

The cinema was pretty dark, and since Tea sister got tickets for a Dolby hall with great sound effects, a lot of noises were masked, but with Lin Baici’s enhanced vision, aided by the projector light and their seating position, he could see everything in plain sight.

Several couples were clearly not focused on the movie.

Hugging, kissing, that was the light stuff.

The couple on the left against the wall, the girl was straddling the guy’s lap, covering their heads with a down jacket,

Up and down, up and down!

Dammit!

Don’t think I don’t know what you’re doing.

A small hand reached out, grabbed Lin Baici’s collar, then yanked him to the side, and soon Lin Baici’s lips were sealed.

In the darkness, Tea sister blossomed even more boldly!