Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 975 - 464: Tea Art Master, Online Class!

Chapter 975: Chapter 464: Tea Art Master, Online Class!

In Emerald Town, a rich coffee aroma wafted through the air, mingled with the scent of freshly baked bread.

Lin Baici felt the coffee here was just average, but the atmosphere was utterly enchanting, with a serene environment and upscale decor. It made a charming spot for couples to sit and enjoy each other’s company.

Of course, the prices were painfully high. If Lin Baici were still the impoverished college student of before, he would have steered clear of such places.

A coffee for seventy or eighty yuan? Wouldn’t it be better to go for a barbecue meal instead?

Ji Xinyan looked like the type who favors green tea, the kind of girl who loves material things and aspires luxury, but when Lin Baici gave her a Chanel handbag, she only glanced at it a few times upon opening it, then set it aside without giving it another look.

If this was an act, conveying to Lin Baici that she wasn’t a girl easily bought by a luxury bag, then her acting skills were truly astounding!

[Who doesn’t like a refined life?]

[She just happens to have a slightly well-off family that supports her caprices.]

[Study hard, find a good job? Be virtuous and gentle, a good wife?]

[Nonexistent! Just enjoy the present, don’t waste your youth.]

[She doesn’t care about the future, she just wants to live a beautiful college life for four years!]

Eater God’s commentary.

After having coffee for a while, Ji Xinyan started to get restless again, and under the table, she rubbed her high boots against Lin Baici’s leg.

"You gifted me something worth sixty- or seventy-thousand, and you didn’t even get a kiss in return. Do you feel like you’ve lost out?"

Ji Xinyan teased.

"Do I look like I’m that mercenary?"

Lin Baici rolled his eyes. Even if it were a gift worth seven hundred thousand, he wouldn’t blink an eye in giving it away; he gave it to Ji Xinyan simply because he found her pretty, and he enjoyed her company.

No way around it, Lin Baici was a man of worldly desires; if she were unattractive, he definitely would have kept his distance long ago.

Coffee?

Wouldn’t it be more fun to go beat up Dead Flesh Man?

"That’s exactly why I dislike you!"

Ji Xinyan pouted, "A utilitarian guy like you would already be hugging and embracing by now, pondering over which hotel to book for the night, planning the poses I should strike!"

"Huh?"

Lin Baici was taken aback and looked toward Tea sister.

Are you hinting at something? You must be implying that I could do something, right?

Ji Xinyan blinked her beautiful big eyes.

"Pssh, typical man!"

Ji Xinyan muttered, then suddenly leaned in and kissed Lin Baici on the cheek.

Watch my surprise attack!

Slap!

Lin Baici reflexively raised his hand, placing it in front of Tea sister. With his reflexes, she would never be able to land a hit.

"Holy shit, are you poisoned or something?"

Ji Xinyan was pissed off, even cursing outright.

Can’t even give away a kiss?

The other couples at the nearby tables all stared in shock at this scene.

What’s going on here?

The men could only think one thing: could this guy be an idiot?

Turning down a beauty who throws herself at you?

Did his testosterone cut out during puberty?

"Stop it, I see you as a friend!"

To call themselves close buddies would be a stretch, but they were certainly more than just classmates.

"Should I take that as a compliment?"

Ji Xinyan curled her lip and took a sip of her coffee, gulping it down.

It won’t do,

Need to calm down.

Lin Baici said nothing.

Ji Xinyan, her head bowed playing with her phone, quickly glanced at Lin Baici out of the corner of her eye. Seeing his expression, her heart skipped a beat.

Shit, are the classic tricks of crying, making a scene, and then threatening self-harm, useless?

Being attractive has its privileges. Ji Xinyan would get mad, and guys would immediately come to comfort her. The ones involved would introspect and vow never to do it again. But Lin Baici was clearly made of sterner stuff.

Appeasing women?

Lin Baici had no interest in that!

He set the handbag aside, preparing to stand up.

He had no intention of taking back the gift he had given, but he also lost the desire to drink the coffee. He planned to pay the bill and leave.

"Damn it, you’re heartless!"

Ji Xinyan couldn’t tell if Lin Baici was pretending or really that cold, but she had definitely lost this round.

With Lin Baici walking away, there likely wouldn’t be another chance to hang out together. So she leaned to the side, hugged Lin Baici’s arm, and even snuggled up against him.

"How’s my acting?"

Ji Xinyan grinned, all traces of her previous frosty demeanor gone: "You can’t develop that sort of temper without dismissing a dozen or so boyfriends first!"

"..."

Lin Baici didn’t respond.

"But don’t worry, I’ve never been in love. Mainly because none of those guys measured up to you!"

Ji Xinyan raised her right hand, "I swear, if you don’t believe me, you can check."

Check?

Check what?

Lin Baici was confused, but Tea sister’s ability to adapt was indeed impressive; she didn’t care about losing face at all.

"You’re not serious, Senior Monitor. You’ve never seen an adult film?"

Ji Xinyan was astounded.

Lin Baici felt utterly numb and stood up to leave.

How the hell was he supposed to answer that?

Say he’s watched them?

Doesn’t that just prove he’s a dirty old man?

Say he hasn’t?

How stupid would Ji Xinyan have to be to believe that?

And he was truly tired of hearing such risqué talk.

"Hey, hey, it was just a joke! You’re not that petty, are you, Monitor?"

Tea sister, realizing she had gone too far, quickly apologized: "I’m sorry, Senior Monitor. I offer my coffee in place of wine to make amends!"