Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 772 - 376: Lin Baici, The Man Who Refuses to Be a Scumbag_3

Chapter 772: Chapter 376: Lin Baici, The Man Who Refuses to Be a Scumbag_3

"Your tolerance for alcohol isn’t good, you need to practice!"

Lin Baici continued to pour drinks, but the female office worker wouldn’t drink anymore and suddenly pounced on him.

The battle continued!

Drunk, I know not the sky in the waters, my boat full of dreams presses upon the starry river!

Lin Baici sighed in his heart, it seemed that he had to resort to violence. He pulled the wrapped-head woman’s hands behind her back and then tied them up with a dog leash.

The female office worker wriggled her body, burying her whole cheek in the bedsheet.

Lin Baici pressed her head down with a pillow, then activated Divine Grace!

Lightning fast!

Lin Baici threw punches, not heavy in strength, but extremely fast, like raindrops hitting the female office worker’s body.

Drunken Fairy Fist!

For an ordinary person, just three punches would make them pass out as if they had drunk several jin of high-proof liquor. Worried that the wrapped-head woman had too much resistance, Lin Baici delivered more than thirty punches in one go.

By the time he stopped, the female office worker showed no reaction, completely passed out like a dead fish sprawled on the bed, snoring heavily.

[Thank the gifts of nature!]

[Begin your feast!]

Lin Baici looked at the female office worker, now was a perfect chance to kill her. He could not only obtain the God’s bones within her but also loot a wave of divine prohibitions.

[Why hesitate? The world operates on the law of the jungle; only the weak speak of feelings!]

[Eat her!]

Lin Baici got out of bed and dressed.

[You are at the top of the food chain, to you, she’s no different than a piece of bread.]

[Which human would feel guilty about a piece of bread?]

"I’ve already got the train ticket, just need to get on the high-speed rail before she wakes up, so why do I need to kill her?"

Lin Baici knew he might be too benevolent by sparing the wrapped-head woman, but using her affection to calculate against her made him uncomfortable.

Damn it!

What am I doing talking about humanity and fairness with a monster?

Lin Baici left, and as he reached the hallway, he noticed the pair of high heels with red soles and black surfaces on the shoe rack.

[Red-soled high heels, just tap the heel on the ground and the wearer can teleport within a range of a hundred meters!]

[A woman’s feet aren’t made for walking!]

[If you wear black silk stockings, the teleportation distance increases by +50 meters.]

This is definitely a top-tier divine prohibition.

Lin Baici hesitated for a few minutes but ultimately decided to take them.

No choice,

the value was too great.

Lin Baici packed the high heels and suddenly turned back towards the bedroom.

If I’m going to do it, might as well do it thoroughly. I’ve taken the high heels, so the handbag isn’t a big stretch.

After all, space-related divine prohibitions are extremely precious.

Lin Baici walked to the bedside, picked up the handbag, opened it, and dumped its contents on the bed.

Clatter! Clatter!

Dozens of items fell out.

[Chanel black sheepskin handbag, handmade, will never get dirty. Carrying it, your charm increases by +1, making men like you more and women envy you.]

[Every woman should have a portable wardrobe.]

[Changing into twelve different outfits a day, isn’t that normal?]

[After shouldering this handbag, you’ll want to shop till you drop every day!]

Eater God’s commentary.

"How big is this wardrobe?"

Lin Baici was curious, but Eater God did not provide a clear answer.

[Swan lipstick, apply it and at the office, at balls, in bars, you will be the most beautiful and noble girl!]

[The flowers bloom only for you, the moonlight spills only for you!]

[Yoga Pants, a woman should always pay attention to maintaining a toned body. Put them on and no matter how lazy you are, you’ll be forced to wake up and do an hour of yoga every day!]

[Cat Person Lingerie, want to be the sexiest woman tonight?]

[Put it on!]

[No man can resist your charm!]

[Mermaid Foundation Liquid, a foundation liquid extracted from whale fat, capable of erasing all wrinkles, scars, and even acne!]

The Eater God went on without even pausing to catch breath, full steam ahead for ten minutes.

There were a total of twelve Taboo things in the turbaned woman’s handbag, but most were related to clothing and cosmetics.

If these were to be given away as gifts, they would undoubtedly make any woman’s heart bloom with joy, perhaps even causing them to kneel down and offer themselves on the spot as the ultimate present—yet Lin Baici remained unmoved.

He only took away the high heels and the handbag.

Bang!

Lin Baici closed the door and quickly left.

"Hey, why am I talking about feelings with a monster?"

Lin Baici felt that his current mental state was off, wondering if it was because of the influence of the white coffee of love.

No matter, he needed to escape first.

Lin Baici arrived on the first floor of the building and was about to open the security grille when he suddenly felt a chill run down his spine; he turned around immediately.

The little cutie in a white dress was crawling upside down on the ceiling, looking at him.

"So boring, big brother, come play a game with me?"

The little cutie grinned.

"..."

Lin Baici truly wanted to curse out loud.

When would this ever end?

No!

He mustn’t act rashly!

Lin Baici struggled to produce a smile while his brain went into overdrive, thinking of a way out: "Sure, what game do you want to play?"

"How about Human Jenga?"

The little cutie suggested, and worried Lin Baici might not understand, it gestured with its hands: "That’s where you take a person apart and then see who can put them back together first!"

Lin Baici smiled: "I ate too much today and want to get more exercise. How about we play hide and seek?"

"The person who gets caught has to perform an act according to the winner’s request!"

The little cutie thought for a moment then nodded vigorously: "Yes yes!"

"You’re younger, so I’ll let you hide first, okay?"

Lin Baici closed his eyes and covered them with his hands: "I’ll count to one thousand, and then I’ll start looking for you!"

The little cutie immediately became nervous and scurried away using its hands and feet.

I need to hide so that big brother will never find me!

Lin Baici slightly parted his fingers to watch the little cutie climb up the stairs.

[You can run now!]

Lin Baici wanted to wait a bit longer, but hearing Eater God’s words, he immediately opened the door, dashed out, and ran toward the woods.

Farewell, my monster friends!

The back of the ticket was a map with the route to the train station marked. Lin Baici ran all the way; there wasn’t much time left before the train departed.

"Little Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao’s voice suddenly rang out.

"Little Bai!"

"Damn, Brother Lin, you came out so fast?"

"What about that female white-collar worker?"

Everyone came running over, thinking they would have to wait a while, but it had only been a little over an hour.

"Run!"

Lin Baici urged: "Let’s talk on the train!"