Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 771 - 376: Lin Baici, The Man Who Refuses to Be a Scumbag_2

Chapter 771: Chapter 376: Lin Baici, The Man Who Refuses to Be a Scumbag_2

Lin Baici laughed, not caring in the least.

It’s just a headache,

I can handle it!

[After using Muscle Burning, you will experience an increased appetite and an urge to overeat and binge drink for a while. You’ll feel hungry even after seven meals a day, and fat will accumulate very quickly!]

[To put it bluntly, it’s very easy to get fat, the kind that swells up into a ball, and you might experience symptoms like hyperglycemia and diabetes.]

"Tsk!"

Lin Baici curled his lips.

Is that all?

Do you forget I have the "Sea of Booze and Forest of Flesh" meh?

Muscle Burning is a very powerful Divine Grace, but it’s not without its side effects. Were it any other God Hunter, they wouldn’t dare to use it recklessly.

But Lin Baici is fine.

Because of the ’Eater God’ trait, from a young age, he had a special constitution. Even without exercising, his physique remained robust, naturally blessed with perfect six-pack abs.

Once Lin Baici acquired the Sea of Booze and Forest of Flesh, he cared even less about his diet.

This Divine Grace makes binge eating and drinking the same as working out. You can play all night and even gamble with a hundred women at the same time without feeling tired.

This Divine Grace yields stronger effects with better food and finer wine consumed.

Lin Baici smacked his lips, realizing something.

Some Divine Graces, when used alone, have significant drawbacks but combined with others that compensate for their weaknesses, they become incredibly powerful.

Take Muscle Burning, for example!

Thus, one must seize every chance to devour Divine Graces!

Let’s set a small goal first: acquire a hundred Divine Graces!

In the bathroom, warm water cascaded from the showerhead, steaming up the place.

Lin Baici wiped the mirror with his hand.

Due to the intense purification of pollution from the rules, he was somewhat fatigued and even had dark circles under his eyes, but he felt comfortable after consuming a piece of God’s bones.

It was like finally having a feast after going hungry for several days.

"Little Bai, are you done showering?"

The voice of the female office worker rang from outside.

Lin Baici had been taking longer than expected.

"Give me another five minutes!"

Lin Baici called back, quickly rinsing off his body.

After showering, he took out his lover’s lipstick and applied it around his mouth. Then he stepped out, looked around, and went into the kitchen.

"I’m hungry, but it’s not a feast I want to eat!"

Lin Baici came up behind the female office worker and hugged her: "Why don’t you take a bath first?"

"Why the rush?"

The female office worker smiled sweetly without refusal as she too wanted to get to their sweet time together sooner. She grabbed a bathrobe and headed off to shower.

While she was gone, Lin Baici took the time to brew a pot of coffee.

When the female office worker was finished and came out, Lin Baici, sitting on the couch, patted the seat next to him: "Come over and watch TV!"

On the TV was the movie "Love Letter."

As the female office worker seated herself, Lin Baici picked up the coffee and passed it to her.

She took it and delicately sipped with her red lips. She regretted having bandages on her head, or else he would see her sweet smile.

"Would you mind telling me the story?"

Lin Baici’s voice was gentle.

He had the Paramour Pliers clipped onto his lower back, his lips glossed with his lover’s lipstick, and handed the female office worker a cup of Coffee for Lovers, utilizing a triple strategy, which only deepened her already strong affection for Lin Baici.

"Mm-hm!"

The voice of the female office worker was soft and delicate, as she nestled cozily against Lin Baici’s shoulder, docile as a pet cat.

Lin Baici asked the female office worker to tell the story to buy time, waiting for the effects of the Taboo things to fully manifest, so his plan would go smoothly.

Seconds ticked away, and the atmosphere in the living room became increasingly romantic and warm.

As the bandaged woman spoke of the protagonists’ mutual appointment with death, she suddenly asked Lin Baici, "Do you love me?"

"Love!"

This was not a moment for hesitation.

"I hate that woman with the bear, can you go and twist her head off and bring it to me?"

The bandaged woman, although a monster, also knew jealousy.

She envied Xia Hongyao’s figure.

"They’ve left already, where should I find her?"

Lin Baici deflected the question.

"Just find a dog, right?"

The female office worker stood up, not bothering to change clothes because it would take time. She walked briskly to the entrance: "Let’s go hunt them down!"

"Why spoil the mood on such a perfect night, under the moon and flowers?"

Lin Baici caught up with her and lifted her in his arms, heading toward the bedroom: "You said you’d reward me earlier, you wouldn’t go back on your word, would you?"

"I want that woman’s head!"

The possessiveness of the female office worker was strong. She had feared Lin Baici would dislike her, or else she would have killed those girls.

Lin Baici had no choice but to take the initiative to get her to abandon the idea.

The battleship set sail, heavy cannons loaded!

Fire!

The female office worker, who had been alone for nearly a decade, instantly lost herself in Lin Baici’s embrace.

After about fifteen minutes, Lin Baici felt it was enough. He whispered a small request into her ear.

"Mm-hm!"

The female office worker nodded.

Lin Baici went to the living room sofa and fetched the bandaged woman’s handbag.

She opened it and took out the dog leash she had used before, swinging it around in her hand before willingly putting it around her neck.

"How about this?"

The female office worker handed the leash to Lin Baici: "Woof, woof!"

"Good girl!"

Lin Baici patted the female office worker’s head, then went to the liquor cabinet, took out a bottle of Brandy and two glasses, and returned: "Let’s have a drink to spice things up!"

"I’ll pour!"

The female office worker knelt on the bed, eagerly filling the glasses.

Lin Baici planned to get her drunk through games, although he had never been to a bar and was completely unfamiliar with such games, but fortunately, the female office worker was a lightweight drinker; after two glasses, she became tipsy.