Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 725 - 351: Always Winning at Gambling, Blessed by Lin Buddha!_2

Chapter 725: Chapter 351: Always Winning at Gambling, Blessed by Lin Buddha!_2

Pfft! Pfft!

Gao Heng visibly swelled up, just like those inflatable plastic figures in a children’s amusement park.

Little cutie stretched out a small hand and slapped Gao Heng’s belly hard several times.

Bang Bang!

"That’s enough!"

Little cutie took out a piece of black tape and, after pulling out the air nozzle from Gao Heng’s mouth, immediately slapped the tape over it with a smack.

Worried about a leak, it pressed down hard on the tape, then stood Gao Heng up, set him aside, and began to inflate the red-haired woman.

"God Lin, save me... mmph"

The red-haired woman couldn’t finish shouting before Little cutie stuffed in the air nozzle, and with Huang Jinxiang’s diligent pumping, she blew up entirely.

It was a physical inflation.

Pop! Pop!

Her expanding body popped the buttons off her clothing.

Most God Hunters, due to having enhanced their bodies, typically had decent figures.

The red-haired woman was average in looks but had a decent figure, with fair and tender skin; however, now she resembled a ball, with her clothes tightly wrapped around her.

Little cutie, finding this unsatisfactory, casually stripped her.

"This is brutal!"

Hua Yue Yu shuddered, preferring to be killed rather than endure such torture.

After ten minutes, Little cutie filled up five ’skins’ with air, then stripped them all of their clothes.

"The rules are simple, when a part of their body lights up, you throw darts at it, and hitting the target earns you corresponding points. Whoever reaches 100 points first, wins!"

Little cutie explained the rules, took out a can of spray paint, drew a white line on the ground, then positioned the five red-haired women in a line thirty meters away!

"This game doesn’t seem life-threatening?"

Li Yintong felt it was safe, unable to think of where anyone could die.

Of course, she didn’t care about the misfortune of the red-haired women.

"Originally, the human targets were to be chosen by drawing lots from among you all, to wear the rainbow pony headcover, but since these people ran away, they should pay the price!"

Little cutie was very angry.

Upon hearing this, everyone once again sent grateful looks towards Lin Baici, especially Li Yintong, who clapped her hands together and bowed to Lin Baici.

"Blessings from Buddha Lin!"

Little cutie took out a plastic box, opened it, and inside were metal darts, each ten centimeters long. It couldn’t be bothered to count and just grabbed two handfuls to hand to Lin Baici.

According to normal rules, each person gets ten darts, but Little cutie, still annoyed at Gao Heng and the others, wanted to play a bit longer.

"Can I use my own darts?"

Lin Baici took out his Champion Dart and waved it towards Little cutie.

The Golden Dart sparkled resplendently under the dim light, like the world’s top competition’s grand prize medal, symbolizing championship, honor, invincibility, and the will to win!

"Brother Lin, you sure have a lot of Taboo things!"

Li Yintong was so envious she nearly cried.

Oh!

How much she wanted to be Brother Lin’s dog!

"Fine!"

Little cutie glanced at the Champion Dart. "But darts only!"

"Get ready!"

Little cutie stood behind the white line, holding a dart, squinting one eye, and began making aiming gestures.

"Wuu wuu wuu!"

The five red-haired women mumbled and tried to cry for help, but their mouths were sealed with tape, rendering them speechless. They struggled to move, but like human-shaped balloons, they couldn’t.

Once Lin Baici was also in position, Little cutie began the countdown!

"Three!"

"Two!"

"One!"

"Start!"

As Little cutie’s voice fell, a palm-sized area on the red-haired woman’s stomach immediately lit up.

Little cutie threw a dart.

Pfft!

The dart struck the red-haired woman’s stomach, and the intense pain twisted her expression instantly.

Ding!

Amidst a light sound, a golden +1 popped up above the red-haired woman’s head.

This signified that Little cutie had earned one point.

"Big brother, go for it!"

Little cutie waved a fist.

"Brother Lin, what are you waiting for?"

Li Yintong was nervous, noticing that the glowing area on the red-haired woman’s stomach disappeared when Little cutie hit it. This implied that they had to compete in shooting.

"God Lin, don’t treat them as humans, just keep stabbing them to death!"

Kim Jinsoo urged, "As long as we win this game, we should be free!"

A patch the size of a palm lit up on Gao Heng’s shoulder.

Little cutie threw another dart.

Thwack!

A hit.

Ding!

A golden +1 floated up from above Gao Heng’s head.

Lin Baici took a deep breath, clutching a dart, ready to go, but this time the area that lit up was the forehead of the man next to the redhead.

Lin Baici frowned, thinking a hit there would kill the man, right?

He hesitated just for a moment, and Little Cutie made her move!

Thwack!

The dart buried itself into the man’s forehead, and as a golden +10 floated up, the poor guy convulsed violently.

"Brother Lin, I’m at 12 points now!"

Li Yintong reminded.

Lin Baici roughly understood the difficulty of this game; if the human targets were the player’s friends, then nine out of ten players wouldn’t shoot them, leaving only others as options.

As a result, the areas to choose from were limited, guaranteeing fewer points.

With Lin Baici’s personality, if Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu were targets, he would never hurt them.

"Thank god you two ran away!"

When Gao Heng’s left eye lit up, Lin Baici threw the dart.

Thwack!

The dart stuck just below Gao Heng’s eyelid.

"He moved, that shot doesn’t count!"

Li Yintong and Huang Jinxiang immediately shouted.

Gao Heng couldn’t move his body, but he managed a slight twist, avoiding the eye and causing Lin Baici to miss the target.

"Xiao Bai, what’s wrong with you?"

Hua Yue Yu was concerned as she saw Lin Baici suddenly lift his hand to cover his cheek.

"It’s nothing!"

Lin Baici rubbed his face, where the sharp pain hit his left eye as if stabbed by an awl, blacking out his vision for an instant, but luckily, it quickly returned to normal.

"The dart hurts you when you miss?"

Che Zhengshuo furrowed his brow.

"Yeah!"

Lin Baici nodded.

Little Cutie scored again, earning a +3.

"Then don’t aim for these small areas, aim for larger areas like the stomach or torso!"

Hua Yue Yu suggested.

"It seems the larger the area, the fewer the points!"

Li Yintong scratched her head, "I should have been the one playing, I’m good at this!"

But she reckoned Lin Baici definitely wouldn’t agree.

"Don’t worry, the game has just begun. Let’s have a little faith in God Lin!"

Che Zhengshuo consoled everyone.

The five people each had a section light up on their bodies.

Lin Baici chose Gao Heng’s thigh, a large area, and aimed for the dead center of the glowing section. Although Gao Heng shifted, the dart still hit its mark.

A +1 floated up from Gao Heng’s head.

"Finally got some points!"

Before Dorisan could breathe a sigh of relief, she saw Little Cutie hit another +5.

"Big brother, you’re going to lose at this rate. The loser—I’ll flay their skin to make into a human skin doll!"

Little Cutie liked Lin Baici, but if he lost, it wouldn’t show any mercy.

After all, big brother’s skin was tight and firm, so pretty. A doll made from it would definitely be beautiful, and it wanted to hug it to sleep every night.

"Hiss!"

Everyone shuddered at these words, because Lin Baici was fighting on their behalf, and if he lost, they were all done for.

"I’ll do my best to make it fun for you!"

Lin Baici smiled and let fly another dart.

"Damn!"

Lin Baici aimed for Gao Heng’s nose. Li Yintong thought he was going to miss again, but at that moment, she saw something hit the dart, and with a light snap, the dart changed direction and stuck into Gao Heng’s nose.

+10!

Gao Heng’s entire face convulsed in pain, his forehead beaded with sweat as large as soybeans,

Nobody cared about him; they were all cheering.

"Hit!"

"10 points!"

"My God Lin is NO.1!"

Little Cutie immediately turned its head, looking at the points floating above Gao Heng’s head, smiled and gave Lin Baici a thumbs-up.

It’s more interesting when it’s an even match!

"Little Cutie, do you play darts often?"

Kim Myungjin inquired.

She was trying to distract the little monster, so it wouldn’t pay attention to the darts thrown by Lin Baici, lest the cheating be discovered.