Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 724 - 351: Always Winning at Gambling, Blessed by Lin Buddha!_1

Chapter 724: Chapter 351: Always Winning at Gambling, Blessed by Lin Buddha!_1

"Just let nature take its course!"

Lin Baici casually draped the kasaya over himself, sitting in the dimly lit corridor with a pair of climbing boots on his feet. With his thighs and two muscular arms exposed beneath the kasaya, he exuded an aura of magical realism.

He wouldn’t even need makeup for a ghost movie, Lin Baici could go straight on camera,

playing the type of deranged killer!

"Indeed, meet force with force, and stem the flow with soil!"

Che Zhengshuo nodded, pocketing one hand and elegantly eating bread with the other, as if acting the male lead in an idol drama was beneath him.

After everyone finished eating, they waited anxiously, and it wasn’t until half an hour later that Little Cutie returned.

"What’s that in its hands?"

Li Yintong stared at the little monster’s hands and was shocked, "Does that look like human skin?"

"Um!"

Che Zhengshuo also saw it: "It’s human skin!"

Little Cutie dashed back, throwing the five pieces of human skin it was holding onto the ground.

"You actually didn’t run away?"

Little Cutie’s gloomy face turned to joy upon seeing everyone still there, "Great, we can continue the game!"

People didn’t respond, instead, they stared in shock at the pieces of human skin.

Gao Heng and the red-haired woman were both present.

Now deflated and wrinkled, they looked like balloons shaped like humans after the air had been let out.

"God Lin, save me!"

Gao Heng muttered.

Having deflated, he couldn’t move his body and only his eyes could still turn, struggling to look at Lin Baici.

"Damn!"

"Fuck!"

"Still alive?"

Hearing this cry for help, everyone was so startled that their hair stood on end.

"I’m so done with this crap!"

Li Yintong muttered, feeling a chill from her forehead all the way down her spine, instinctively causing her to clench.

Too terrifying!

This had to be the work of some powerful Divine Grace!

"I’m planning to nail them to the wall, turning them into a large graffiti. What do you guys think?"

Little Cutie asked for everyone’s opinion, arms folded across its chest.

"God Lin, save me!"

The red-haired woman cried, regretting her decision to try to run away with such a stroke of luck. The little monster was too familiar with the apartment; she thought she had hidden well enough but was still easily found.

"Whatever pleases you!"

Big Ocean Horse offered a forced smile.

"Right, play however you want to play!"

Li Yintong swallowed and felt relieved that she had listened to Lin Baici and not run away, otherwise she would have turned into a piece of human skin herself.

"We’ll deal with them later, let’s continue the game. Otherwise, making you wait too long will kill the mood!"

Little Cutie, seeing that Lin Baici had already arranged the chairs and had placed the ghostly cards neatly on the round table, nodded in satisfaction.

"What about the others?"

Huang Jinxiang asked with a smile, "Didn’t you let them go?"

"Of course not, anyone who ruins my game deserves to die!"

Little Cutie rolled its eyes, "My sister was too harsh, she tore them all to shreds, leaving only these five."

Huang Jinxiang was relieved to hear this,

else he would have regretted not running away earlier.

Little Cutie picked up the ghostly cards, shuffled them twice, and handed them to Lin Baici, "These are for you, you win this round. Let’s play a new game."

Whoosh!

Huang Jinxiang and Li Yintong’s gazes immediately fixed on the ghostly cards.

Lin Baici had scored again!

Envy.

[Cheat ghost card, guaranteed to win in gambling, undefeated in every battle!]

[God of Gamblers, Gambling Saint, Gambling Hero...]

[Win every single challenger, win every pair that comes, won’t stop until the opponent’s last undergarment is lost, absolutely relentless.]

[The favorite wager is fingers, the moment the opponent cuts off a finger, that’s the ultimate enjoyment in life.]

[The more you gamble, the deeper you become addicted, until you’re unable to extricate yourself!]

Eater God’s comment.

"Thank you, I’ll cherish it!"

Lin Baici shook the ghostly card and slipped it into his beach shorts’ pocket.

Little Cutie lifted its dress, pulled aside its panties, and took out the cards it had used earlier. It shuffled them casually and then, with a flick, spread them out fan-shaped and offered them to Lin Baici.

Draw a card, play the game!

Lin Baici threw the Ask God Turtle Shell into the air, caught it neatly, and then put it to his ear for a listen.

"The seventh card from the left!"

Lin Baici drew a card, feeling that if he kept relying on it, bad luck was bound to ensue.

The big mouth on the back of the card spoke up with the announcement.

"Congratulations, you have drawn ’Rainbow Pony Darts,’ game difficulty: Normal level!"

Upon hearing the word ’dart,’ the corners of Lin Baici’s mouth curled upward.

He had a Champion Dart, a prize he had won from a mad maid. Once thrown, it never missed within a range of three hundred meters!

The only drawback was that, holding it, he always wanted to win at everything, even trying to urinate further than someone else in the restroom; if he couldn’t, he would be uncomfortable for days.

Apart from that Taboo Thing, he also had the Little Clay Man, a born marksman that never missed!

"This round is about shooting Rainbow Ponies with darts, but I’ve decided to change the targets!"

Little Cutie finished speaking and took out a pump from inside its panties. It knelt beside Gao Heng, stuffed the nozzle into his mouth, and began to inflate vigorously.

Pfft! Pfft!

The originally deflated human skin started to puff up.

"Damn!"

The crowd watched with goosebumps.

"Little Cutie, need a hand?"

Trying to hold back his disgust, Huang Jinxiang offered to help, hoping to score some favor and possibly avoid punishment.

"You do the inflating!"

Little Cutie didn’t refuse the offer.

Huang Jinxiang took over...

Gao Heng’s eyeballs moved, glaring at Huang Jinxiang, wishing he could slaughter the man, but he couldn’t move his body.

"Don’t look at me, I’m compelled!"

Huang Jinxiang worked diligently.