Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 719 - 348: God Doesn’t Go on Business Trips_2

Chapter 719: Chapter 348: God Doesn’t Go on Business Trips_2

"What is this all about?"

Bath was completely confused.

"Divination!"

Li Yintong couldn’t take her eyes off the turtle shell, "People from Jiuzhou are all too familiar with this thing."

This turtle shell, the size of a palm and warm yellow in color, had been polished until it was smooth and shiny, much like those top-quality jade stones.

On its surface were some irregular black lines that had been burned into it with charcoal, exuding a strange beauty, as if it were the language of gods, conveying some divine revelation.

The red-haired woman’s eyes lit up.

Superstition about feng shui is fake, but if it involves Taboo things, these supernatural entities, then maybe it’s real.

Jie Susi’s expression turned ugly.

He felt that something bad was about to happen.

"Poor soul, I see darkness on your forehead, your eyes devoid of life, and death lingering around you. You won’t live long, I’m afraid. Why not do a divination?"

"We have a special offer for divinations now, just sacrifice three animals, one of each, and offer ten human lives, then you can ask about fortune and misfortune!"

"If you really don’t have any offerings available, you can owe it as well!"

’Spirit’ spoke up, having lain in the dark ’granary’ for so long that it was almost moldy and rotting away, now that it finally came out, ’Spirit’ wanted to do a big and special divination!

Without causing chaos in this world, it refused to go back.

Everyone hearing the phrase ’respect the gods’ felt that this turtle shell was mystical and classy, but the three sentences that followed left them baffled.

Slap!

Lin Baici slapped his hand on the table.

"No nonsense!"

Lin Baici cursed, picked up the turtle shell, and held it to his ear, "Tell me, which card should I pick?"

"The second one on the right!"

Lin Baici drew a card!

It was a white holy sword, which was a perfect match for the one he held in his hand.

Lin Baici took them out and tossed them aside.

Little cutie scrutinized Lin Baici’s right hand gripping the turtle shell but ultimately said nothing, turning towards Jie Susi, "It’s my turn to draw!"

Jie Susi got the cards ready.

"Oh no!"

Little cutie was frustrated, she had bad luck, drawing a King that didn’t match up, "Your turn now!"

"How is winning or losing determined? What are the consequences?"

Jie Susi didn’t hurry to draw a card.

"Best two out of three games. If I win the most, then you’ll have to give me your eyes!"

Little cutie explained the rules of the game.

"Three rounds?"

Jie Susi’s face darkened, he had determined that if he didn’t draw a matching card, he would have to cut off a finger. In his view, even with the worst luck, after one round, at most five fingers would be gone, but now there were three rounds.

As for the eyes?

He no longer had time to worry about that. If he lost his fingers, it would be almost as if he was as good as finished.

"What if Brother Lin or he wins?"

Li Yintong interjected.

"The game ends, and the person with the most wins can leave!"

Little cutie smiled slightly.

"Wait, there’s another possibility. What if each person wins one round?"

Kim Myungjin asked, "Does that count as a draw?"

"Well, of course, then we’ll play another best of three rounds!"

Little cutie tapped her finger on the round table, urging Jie Susi, "Draw your card quickly!"

"After six rounds, I’m afraid there won’t be enough fingers to cut!"

"Definitely not enough!"

"This is just too cruel!"

The crowd whispered among themselves, relieved that Lin Baici had chosen Jie Susi.

"No fingers left? There are still toes. Once the toes are gone, aren’t you guys still here?"

Little cutie laughed, "Anyway, if you don’t draw a pair, you’re going to lose a finger!"

Gulp!

Many people swallowed nervously, not expecting to be part of the stakes themselves.

"God Lin, you have to win, within three rounds, end the contest!"

Everyone pinned their hopes on Lin Baici.

As for Jie Susi?

They couldn’t care less about his life or death.

"God Lin!"

Jie Susi looked into Lin Baici’s eyes, hoping the other would let him win.

He was willing to give a signal, letting Lin Baici win two rounds and himself one, which would be the best outcome.

Lin Baici shook his head.

Jie Susi closed his eyes, paused for a few seconds, then opened them and reached out to draw a card.

It was a crown,

He had a pair.

Slap!

Jie Susi threw out the two cards, then stared Lin Baici down fiercely.

Lin Baici, unhurried as always, still used the Divine Turtle Shell for divination and steadily drew a wand.

A successful match!

"I won!"

Hua Yue Yu cheered, Lin Baici had only one card left, which Little Cutie was bound to draw, so the first victory belonged to Lin Baici.

Next, it was Little Cutie and Jie Susi drawing cards from each other.

Jie Susi was lucky, hitting the mark every time, getting rid of the ghost cards in his hand before Little Cutie, and not losing a finger for drawing the wrong card.

"Continue!"

After Little Cutie shuffled the cards, he let Lin Baici draw one card and place it aside, then the three of them picked cards.

The second game began.

This time, Lin Baici drew first, relying on the Divine Turtle Shell, he scored a hit with a single attempt.

When it was Jie Susi’s turn, he drew a princess card and seeing he didn’t have that card in his hand, he couldn’t help but punch the table.

"This isn’t fair!"

Jie Susi glared at Little Cutie with resentment.

With his boldness, he could endure having a finger cut off, but he couldn’t accept a game that was rigged for him never to win.

It felt like a cat toying with a mouse before eating it.

"It’s perfectly fair, he didn’t cheat, I was watching!"

Little Cutie explained.

"Are you blind? His turtle shell is giving him hints, can’t you see?"

Jie Susi was furious.

"But he didn’t peek at anyone else’s cards!"

Little Cutie blinked: "You could divinate as well!"

"Fuck you!"

Jie Susi was angry. If I had it, I would have used it long ago.

"You’re too disrespectful. Do it one more time, and I will cut off one of your fingers as a punishment!"

Little Cutie warned.

The game continued.

Five minutes later, Little Cutie was the first to complete his pairs and clear his hand.

Then, Lin Baici with two cards and Jie Susi with one were left; it was Jie Susi’s turn to draw.

"Two choices, fifty percent success rate!"

Jie Susi looked at Lin Baici and sneered: "My luck can’t be bad all the time, right?"

"What if it is?"

Lin Baici smiled: "After all, this is the East, God doesn’t make house calls!"

"Captain Jie Susi, you’re destined to lose!"

After speaking, Lin Baici flicked his wrist and tossed the Divine Turtle Shell gently upwards.

Jie Susi watched the turtle shell, his sixth sense telling him Lin Baici might do something to him, so he reached out lightning-fast, grabbing for the turtle shell first.

Lin Baici had anticipated Jie Susi might interfere, but he didn’t make a move, because it wasn’t necessary.

When Jie Susi got ahold of the turtle shell and saw Lin Baici still smiling at him, his heart skipped a beat.

"Damn, have I fallen into a trap?"

"What do you intend to do?"

Hua Yue Yu accused.

Gao Heng and the redhead looked at each other. If Lin Baici and Jie Susi start fighting, should we help? Then, unspokenly, they both nodded.

Jie Susi was very famous, but backing Lin Baici was a sure win.

Huang Jinxiang, Li Yintong, Big Ocean Horse, and others glared at Jie Susi, their stance, clear as daylight.

"Can I have it back?"

Lin Baici chuckled.

You think just because you grabbed it,

the ’Spirit’ will divinate for you?

Keep dreaming!

This Divine Turtle Shell is better at casting curses than divinating fortune.

The stronger the will of the person cursed, the stronger their resistance to the curse will be; in other words, the more nervous and anxious they are, the higher the chance the curse will take effect.

Lin Baici used this turtle shell to only slightly affect Jie Susi’s fortune, so he deliberately scared him, using it in front of him, just to make him snatch it.

The moment Jie Susi touched the turtle shell was when he initiated divination, and the curse activated, becoming several times more potent.

Jie Susi looked at the turtle shell, considered divinating, but ultimately decided to take a chance. He suddenly reached out and drew a ghost card.

It was the King!

No pair!

Jie Susi’s complexion immediately darkened.

"Now, not only is your brow black, but your face too. Hurry and divine your fortune, defy the heavens and change your fate!"

’Spirit’ coaxed enticingly, like a conman on the streets.

The black-clad Little Cutie appeared on Jie Susi’s back, with two slender arms tightly coiling around his neck, waiting for him to cut off a finger.

"FUCK!"

Jie Susi threw the turtle shell and picked up a dagger, chopping it down on his left ring finger.

Crack!

The finger broke off, and blood spurted.

"The game continues yay!"

Little Cutie cheered, the second game should be Lin Baici’s win, but the third game wouldn’t be that simple.

I must win!

Hehe!

Little Cutie looked at Lin Baici’s hands, ten fingers long, fair, and felt the urge to collect them all!