Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 718 - 348: God Doesn’t Go on Business Trips_1

Chapter 718: Chapter 348: God Doesn’t Go on Business Trips_1

[A pack of Friendship Cigarettes that never runs out!]

Eater God’s review.

[After someone smokes a Friendship Cigarette you offer, their fondness for you will significantly increase, and they’ll treat you as a friend!]

[Smoke one, and I’m your close buddy!]

[Smoke two, and I’m your brother willing to take a knife for you!]

[Smoke three, and honey, come help my brother lift his bird!]

[In short, after someone smokes your cigarette, they will cherish you like a beloved friend or family!]

"What the hell?"

Lin Baici felt his scalp tingle as he heard this. It was just a pack of cigarettes. He guessed it was a consumable Taboo thing, perhaps increasing dopamine secretion for a moment of pleasure, but he hadn’t expected it to be so potent.

After they’re done smoking, you offer your wife?

Scary!

Luckily, he was a person with correct intentions and noble character, otherwise, if this pack of cigarettes fell into the hands of the wicked, there’s no telling what trouble it would cause.

Lin Baici stood up, walked over to the corpse of the part-time worker, bent down, pried open his fingers, and took the pack of cigarettes.

The box was red, with the word ’Friendship’ written in block letters, very square and upright.

This cigarette box was a soft pack, and although it had been squeezed, it wasn’t crumpled at all. It was still very serene, with blood on it. Lin Baici flicked it a few times, shaking off the blood without leaving a trace of stain.

He checked and found twelve cigarettes left inside!

"I wonder how long the friend-making effect lasts after smoking these?"

Lin Baici pondered, pulling out a cigarette and sniffing it in front of his nose.

"Brother Lin, these cigarettes aren’t Taboo things, right?"

Lin Yintong asked curiously.

Lin Baici didn’t smoke, yet he had suddenly picked up this cigarette box, which obviously seemed suspicious.

"What do you think?"

Lin Baici smiled and handed her a cigarette, "Want one?"

"Brother Lin, I’m a good girl, you know!"

Lin Yintong giggled, then respectfully reached out to take the cigarette: "But I have to smoke it because Brother Lin gave it to me!"

"Haha!"

Lin Baici dodged Tai Mei’s hand and stuffed the cigarette back into the pack.

Though the Eater God said that the cigarettes were endless, so scattering them around wouldn’t matter, Lin Baici had no intention to trick Lin Yintong.

"Brother Lin!"

Tai Mei leaned in close, murmuring softly, "Actually, I’d rather smoke another kind of ’big cigarette’!"

"God Lin, are these cigarettes really Taboo things?"

The red-haired woman was envious, wishing she could keep one or two as a souvenir, or even sell them off. They should be worth at least a hundred or two Meteorite Coins, right?

"Yes, after smoking them, they can excite the nerves and temporarily enhance physical abilities!"

Lin Baici casually made up an excuse, figuring he could use this statement as a pretext if he needed ’friendly cannon fodder’ later on.

Of course, some people wouldn’t believe it!

Actually, half of the people in the hallway didn’t believe him. Lin Baici had no close relationship with them, so why would he disclose information about a Taboo thing?

But the envy was real!

After all, it was a Taboo thing,

Valuable stuff!

"No worries, keep a level head. I’m sure I will find even better Taboo things than his cigarettes!"

Gao Heng encouraged himself.

Watching Lin Baici constantly profit, he drooled with envy.

"Gao Heng!"

Lin Baici suddenly spoke up.

"Ah?"

Gao Heng was taken aback by his small calculations, wondering if Lin Baici could read minds.

"Dissect this body, mainly the stomach sac. There might be some key or tool inside!"

Lin Baici instructed.

This man was an administrator, sure to have spare keys to all the rooms in this apartment, but since Lin Baici had not found any on the body or in the office, their only choice was to dissect him for clues.

"..."

Gao Heng was reluctant to do such dirty work, but his attitude changed when he glanced at the Paramour Pliers in Lin Baici’s right hand, and he forced a smile.

"No problem!"

Gao Heng squatted by the body of the part-time worker and got to work.

"Little cutie, sorry, wait a moment!"

Lin Baici took an exquisite box out from the Black Tripod Bowl and handed it to Little Cutie: "This is for you!"

"What is it?"

Little Cutie carefully caressed the box, its big eyes curving into crescents. It was the first gift it had ever received, since its earliest memories.

Such bliss!

"A mobile phone!"

Lin Baici had initially been brushing Little Cutie off, but seeing its reaction, he suddenly felt a bit embarrassed.

"May I open it to have a look?"

Little Cutie was very polite, understanding that it wasn’t appropriate to open a gift in front of the giver.

"Of course, you can!"

Lin Baici smiled lightly.

Within seconds, Little Cutie’s four arms had torn off the plastic film and opened the box.

A domestic-brand mobile phone lay inside!

"What’s this?"

With two fingers, Little Cutie picked up the phone and brought it close for examination.

"A mobile phone!"

Lin Baici, now flush with cash, had bought several phones and stored them in the Black Tripod Bowl: "It’s a pity they can’t be used here; otherwise, you could make calls, listen to music, watch videos!"

"Who is Call, and why must we hit them?"

Little Cutie blinked twice, innocence written all over its face.

"You’ll understand later!"

Lin Baici slipped on a pair of board shorts, put the cigarette pack in his pocket, wiped the blood from his body with a towel, too lazy to put a shirt on, and sat back down in his chair.

"Let’s continue the game then!"

Little Cutie stuffed the mobile phone into its underwear.

Lin Baici held the Divine Turtle Shell in both hands, bowed three times and then tossed it onto the circular table.

Thump!

The shell landed on the table, trembling for more than ten seconds before it became still.

"With full prostration we offer sacrifices three, revering not the heavens but the spirits we plea!"

A voice, intentionally drawing out the chant, suddenly rose from atop the shell, startling everyone.