Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 694 - 337: Toilet War God Lin Baici_4

Chapter 694: Chapter 337: Toilet War God Lin Baici_4

Gao Heng sighed with emotion.

This move of Lin Baici’s had earned his immense respect.

"Why do this?"

Big Ocean Horse didn’t understand.

"In our Europa, if a noble fails in war, they surrender and can return home after paying a ransom!"

Bath explained, "But the people from Jiuzhou would choose to die for their country."

"They have an old saying, ’Better to be a shattered jade than an intact tile!’"

Some people, to stay alive, are willing to bark like dogs, but there are always some who won’t!

"Do you think God Lin can win?"

The redhead woman asked softly.

"Difficult!"

Gao Heng felt there wasn’t much hope. In this apartment, Taboo things could not be used, and the God Hunter would be unable to unleash a hundred percent of his combat power.

...

The peeling paint on the walls of the hallway and the energy-saving lamps on the ceiling cast a dim light, while dozens of moths flitted around the light bulbs.

Their shadows on the walls resembled the ancient deities from Lovecraftian horrors, performing some eerie séance dance.

Thud! Thud! Thud!

The man with a dog’s head followed Lin Baici into the public restroom, his Climbing Boots stepping on the dusty concrete floor. The place wasn’t small—there were eight stalls and ten urinals, but someone, it seemed, hadn’t flushed after use, leaving a foul smell wafting from the restroom.

The dog-headed man glanced at Lin Baici, thinking that this human’s excuse to use the toilet was just a pretext to find an opportunity to ambush him.

Heh, he’s going to be disappointed!

His fists clenched, the dog-headed man prepared for battle, but the human headed toward a urinal instead.

Lin Baici lowered his gaze to the urinal clogged with debris and unbuckled his belt.

"Was I overthinking it?"

The dog-headed man quickly came over and stood beside Lin Baici. He pulled down his briefs, ready to do his business, but his confident smile froze on his face as he glimpsed Lin Baici’s manhood.

Oh Dog God above!

That thing is huge! Who’s the dog here, you or me?

Lin Baici glanced aside, then turned his head towards the dog-headed man with a corner of his mouth lifted into a smile.

Heh heh!

"Asiba!"

The muscular dog-headed man suddenly felt a bit of self-doubt. He instinctively turned his body to the side, trying to avoid Lin Baici’s gaze.

Xiba!

I’ll crush him later, smash him into a pulp!

Just as the dog-headed man turned, Lin Baici made his move, swinging the Paramour Pliers in his hand like a thug, brutally smashing them down on the back of the dog-headed man’s head.

Die!

Meat Shattering Strike!

Whoosh!

The pipe wrench, carried by a powerful gust, ruffled the dog-headed man’s blond hair before striking his head.

Bang!

The immense force caused the dog-headed man’s head to jolt forward and smash into the graffitied wall.

Bang!

The tiles on the wall shattered radially from the impact.

Lin Baici swung the pipe wrench, raining down furious blows.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

At this moment, Lin Baici was like a plumber who was caught in a beautiful auntie’s home by her husband and, out of anger and frustration, started killing to silence the witness with his pipe wrench.

"Die you!

Lin Baici exploded with full force.

Daring to follow me into the restroom?

Don’t you know I am the Toilet Battle God?

The moment Lin Baici wielded the Paramour Pliers in the restroom, his physical fitness tripled, and his combat power surged.

This was also why the effect of the Gloves of the Colossus Strength he wore was restricted inside the apartment, preventing activation; otherwise, Lin Baici could have blown up this beast’s head with one strike.

"Agh!"

The dog-headed man roared, and without turning his head, his arm swung back like a cannon, smashing towards Lin Baici’s head.

Asiba,

Despite all my precautions, I’ve been tricked, I wasn’t wrong—this human was indeed planning to ambush me!

The dog-headed man was burning with rage, his face turning red, not from the impact on his head—that was trivial to him—but from being outsmarted.

I had guessed it...

Yet I still got hit!

"Ah!"

The dog-headed creature punched the wall.

Bang!

The wall crumbled, and some red bricks shattered, falling to the ground. The dog-head quickly grabbed a large piece and hurled it at Lin Baici.

It was very petty, returning the attack in the very same manner it was hit!

So it had to smash Lin Baici’s head in!

Lin Baici, fearless and unrelenting, did not retreat a step, opting for a head-on confrontation.

Come on, old man with Divine Grace, slap you silly!

Bang bang... bang!

Lin Baici moved with incredible speed. Each swing of his pliers hit the brick in the dog-head’s hands. After two hits, he blasted it to pieces, and then with the third strike, he hit it in the face.

Thump!

The dog-headed creature’s face finally cracked, and blood gushed from its nose.

"Damn!"

Lin Baici muttered. The creature’s muscles were really tough!

You should know that those sneak attacks had activated Meat Shattering Strike, a Divine Grace that could damage muscle fibers upon hitting the enemy’s body, crippling them. But the effect was minimal on this monster.

In reality, there was an effect. The dog-headed creature’s skin was tough, and combined with the dim lighting, the damage was not very obvious. However, the subcutaneous tissue was already fractured and bleeding internally.

The dog-head, having suffered a significant blow, became enraged and, shrugging off Lin Baici’s attacks, charged forth to crush him.

Lin Baici immediately retreated, avoiding its lethal charge.

No rush!

Stabilize first!

Too bad the Bodhi Messenger’s Cassock can’t be used, or else summoning Muscle Buddha could have knocked the yolk out of this dog-head.

The dog-head pressed the attack with a rapid flurry of stabbing punches.

Swish! Swish! Swish!

Not only would getting hit by the punches hurt, but even the punch wind was razor-sharp, grazing the cheek like slicing with a knife.

Lin Baici dodged.

Ada, Ada, Ada!

The dog-headed creature howled as it started its combo flurry, demonstrating a masterful grasp of the human body. So after seven punches, it figured out the limits of Lin Baici’s evasion range.

"Opportunity!"

After pressing Lin Baici into a corner near the bathroom wall, the dog-head suddenly pulled back its right arm and then hurled it forward like a spear thrown with all the might of a dragon slayer directly at Lin Baici’s head.

"Asiba, go to hell!"

A vicious smile spread across the dog-head’s face. There was no way Lin Baici could dodge it!

Lin Baici’s eyes narrowed. The space was too small, his movements restricted, and with the explosive power and flexibility in his waist and shoulders, he could no longer dodge this punch.

It was a sure kill!

...

"What’s that noise?"

Tai Mei’s ears twitched as she looked towards the stairwell in shock: "Are they fighting?"

"Impossible, right?"

Huang Jinxiang raised his hand to peer: "Fighting in the restroom? How dirty!"

"Who cares about dirty at a time like this? Winning is all that matters!"

Bath didn’t care about such things. If he could defeat the dog-head in a latrine brawl, he wouldn’t mind at all.

Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu exchanged glances and immediately ran towards the common restroom, but Yi Jisheng and Tai Mei each grabbed one of their arms.

"Don’t go adding to the chaos!"

Tai Mei scolded: "Lin Baici doesn’t have the spare energy to protect you in a battle to the death!"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sound of heavy blows resounded, as if someone was being pounded.

"Feels like God Lin is going to die!"

Dorisan made the sign of the cross in front of her chest: "God bless!"

Everyone looked grim, harboring the same thought, but the next moment, they heard the dog-head’s angry howl.

No way!

The one getting pummeled was the dog-head?

The sound was definitely that of the monster, but could Lin Baici really beat it?

"Must be a sneak attack!"

Jie Susi analyzed.

"Doesn’t matter if it’s a sneak attack, as long as you win!"

The redhead tiptoed, peering anxiously into the stairwell.

"Folks, should we go over and help?"

The handsome man in a trench coat suddenly spoke up.