Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 693 - 337: Toilet War God Lin Baici_3

Chapter 693: Chapter 337: Toilet War God Lin Baici_3

"Is this the magic of love?"

Li Yintong remarked, not daring to butt in carelessly anyway.

"Shut up!"

Lin Baici scolded, took three steps forward, and was about to make a demand when the dog-headed creature started laughing.

"Haha, I was just joking to lighten the mood—it was too tense!"

The dog-headed creature pouted, "A duel is a serious matter, how could you casually choose someone?"

"FUCK!"

Jie Susi was frustrated, prematurely pleased.

The expressions of everyone else immediately became tense.

"Imitate a dog barking!"

The dog-headed creature suggested, "Whoever does the worst imitation, I’ll choose as my opponent!"

Everyone exchanged glances; none had anticipated this monster would come up with such a method of selecting a person—it wasn’t difficult per se, but it was rather embarrassing.

"What counts as a good imitation?"

Dorisan asked, "We need some universally accepted criteria, right?"

"Exactly, give us a standard, or else won’t you end up deciding anyway?"

The red-haired woman demanded fairness.

"It has to be realistic and quick—I’ll score on these two aspects!"

The dog-headed creature explained.

"Woof! Woof!"

No sooner had the dog-headed creature’s words fallen than a female voice began barking, clear and loud, with a note of seeking favor from its master.

Everyone turned their heads to look beside Lin Baici.

It was that girl from Hong Kong!

"Woof! Woof!" "Woof! Woof!"

Li Yintong called out again, extending her tongue and licking the back of her hand as she mimicked the gesture of a puppy.

"Start barking, what are you staring for?"

Tai Mei urged. If only there were cosplay costumes here, I could’ve even fooled this dog-headed freak into thinking I was one of its kind.

"Woof! Woof!" "Woof! Woof!"

Dorisan started barking but, feeling the urgency, she didn’t think it was very convincing, so she barked a few more times.

Seeing this, the others also abandoned their inhibitions and began imitating dog barks.

For a moment, the hall was cacophonous with overlapping barks.

The dog-headed creature crossed its arms over its chest, closed its eyes, and assumed an expression of bliss, thoroughly enjoying the atmosphere.

Jie Susi, as the leader of the Free Goddess group, was concerned about face. But considering the dog-headed creature’s muscular build, he decided to grovel for once.

"The compromises of now are for soaring to great heights in the future!"

Looking around, Jie Susi noticed that everyone was busy barking and had no interest in bothering with him, so he let out a couple of barks.

Woof! Woof!

"Very good! Very good!"

The dog-headed creature was quite pleased, smiling and nodding continuously, listening for over a minute before pressing its hands down to signal everyone could stop: "Everyone did very well, but there’s one exception!"

Whoosh!

The crowd looked around to see who it could be, only to discover Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu looking anxiously at Lin Baici.

Could it be God Lin?

"Was his imitation that bad?"

Gao Heng suddenly felt a surge of superiority. It seemed Lin Baici wasn’t flawless after all.

"Why didn’t you bark?"

The dog-headed creature inquired.

"What do you mean?"

The crowd was astonished. By the sound of it, Lin Baici’s issue wasn’t a poor imitation—it’s that he hadn’t barked at all?

"Are you insulting me?"

Lin Baici’s eyes narrowed slightly as he glared at the dog-headed creature.

"Haha, don’t get me wrong, I’m not insulting you!"

The dog-headed creature laughed heartily, looking at everyone present: "I’m insulting all of you here!"

"Trash!"

With that word, the dog-headed creature extended its right thumb, rotated it 180 degrees, and jabbed it down fiercely.

Wow!

The place erupted into commotion; everyone was fuming, but considering the dog-headed creature’s record, they all held back.

"Still don’t feel like barking? Then I guess I’ll have to pick you!"

The dog-headed creature interlaced its fingers, flexing its joints.

Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu wanted to persuade, but the words wouldn’t come.

"Come on, bark. It’s not like it’ll cost you a piece of skin!"

Li Yintong poked Lin Baici’s arm, "Even Jie Susi, the leader of the Free Goddess group, barked like a dog. What do you have to be embarrassed about?"

"..."

Jie Susi felt like he had been insulted.

"Don’t bother!"

Huang Jinxiang advised Tai Mei, then gave Lin Baici a firm pat on the shoulder: "If we all make it back alive, we’ll drink together—I’ll buy!"

"I need to use the restroom before we start!"

Lin Baici tossed the pipe wrench into the air, letting it spin a few times before catching it with a smack, "Together?"

"..."

The crowd looked bewildered, unsure of what Lin Baici was up to.

"Psychological warfare, perhaps?"

Gao Heng speculated.

"..."

The dog-headed creature frowned; the man’s composure took it aback.

"What’s the matter? Too timid to show the Holy Sword in public?"

Lin Baici sneered, his gaze flicking towards the dog-headed creature’s loincloth.

"Oh my God!"

Li Yintong exclaimed in shock, really wanting to ask Lin Baici if he was afraid the monster would go easy and not kill him.

Why else would he provoke it like that?

The others immediately looked at the dog-headed creature, and indeed, its face had turned red.

"Let’s go!"

The dog-headed creature strode off toward the depths of the first floor where there was a public restroom.

Lin Baici followed.

"Lin Bai!"

"Oppa!"

Two girls looked worriedly at Lin Baici.

"Wait here for me, and stay safe!"

Lin Baici reassured them, "Yi Jisheng, take good care of them!"

"You still owe me a few girlfriends!"

Yi Jisheng sniffed, "Don’t die!"

"Brother Lin..."

Li Yintong wanted to say something, but Lin Baici didn’t pay her any attention, which frustrated her.

As Lin Baici and the dog-headed creature disappeared into the back of the corridor, the crowd immediately erupted.

"God Lin is too concerned about his face. A real man can bend and stretch; what’s the harm in submitting for a moment?"

Some thought Lin Baici was being unreasonable.

"I just fear that after bending and bending, you’ll never be able to stand up straight again!"