Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 486 - 220 The Bathroom War God Lin Baici_2

Chapter 486: Chapter 220 The Bathroom War God Lin Baici_2

"Wow, that’s a tricky question!"

"Class leader, spit it out!"

"You just said you never lie to people!"

The girls suddenly got excited, and although Bai Jiao didn’t look over and pretended to be indifferent, her fair ears still perked up.

"Zi Lu, that’s basically a death sentence for me!"

Pei Fei felt embarrassed for Lin Baici and, out of consideration for the Disney tickets, prepared to help the class leader out of the situation.

"Someone, kick her out!"

Liu Zilu waved her hand like an empress dowager.

Perhaps because everybody had a little to drink, they were all loosening up. Zhou Zhou, Tao Nai, and a few other girls immediately pinned Pei Fei down.

They also wanted to know the answer.

"Your question doesn’t require any skill to answer. For any man, it’s just four words!"

Lin Baici stretched out his left hand and grabbed at the air: "I want them all!"

The girls immediately started laughing, bending forward and backward, because Lin Baici’s expression, tone, and the gesture were like a scene from a comedy.

"Don’t laugh yet, I’m not just talking about those two; I’m including all of you!"

As Lin Baici spoke, he lifted his left leg as if intending to rest it on Liu Zilu’s legs: "Your emperor is tired. Come, my beloved Consort Liu, give me a massage!"

"Get lost!"

Liu Zilu pushed Lin Baici’s leg away, but there was a tinge of regret in her heart.

Alas!

If it were just the two of us, I’d guarantee you the most satisfying massage.

Hu Wenwu watched as Lin Baici chatted amicably with the girls, dumbfounded. Could his roommate really be this good at flirting?

He’s really quite self-assured!

Lin Baici knows jack squat; as for confidence, anyone who could earn 8 million in a month would have sky-high self-esteem.

Frankly, Lin Baici had no desires or needs towards Liu Zilu and the others. Whether you despise me or adore me, he couldn’t care less, so he spoke without any inhibitions.

In others’ eyes, Bai Jiao and Ji Xinyan were goddesses to be held in high esteem, being careful with one’s words and actions so as not to offend them. But Lin Baici didn’t care about that.

Because Lin Baici could find better women than them.

Flirting?

Way too low-level. Qian Jiahui never does that; girls chase after him.

"Look, Qian Jiahui is being hit on."

Tao Nai exclaimed in shock; those two girls were so forward!

"Qian Jiahui’s dressed in designer clothes, plus the rich second-generation vibe, and he’s handsome. As soon as he came in, there were girls eyeing him up!"

Ji Xinyan wasn’t surprised at all. Here, not only did the guys want to pick up girls, but the girls also wanted to reel in rich guys.

She had encountered pickups at nightclubs before, but not tonight, probably because she was sitting with Lin Baici.

After all, Lin Baici really stood out in terms of appearance.

"Class leader, aren’t you going to hit the dance floor? I see quite a few girls eyeing you. If you don’t move from here, they won’t have the chance to ask for your WeChat!"

Bai Jiao couldn’t help but speak up when she saw Ji Xinyan and Lin Baici chatting and sitting close together.

"I also see a lot of guys eyeing you hungrily, so I have to stay and guard you."

Lin Baici smiled faintly: "I have to let them know that my cabbage isn’t so easy to poach!"

Even though they knew Lin Baici was joking, everyone still felt good hearing it.

This is how you talk!

"Class leader, let me interview you. How many girls did you woo in high school?"

Liu Zilu used a beer bottle as a microphone and held it up to Lin Baici’s mouth. This was the first time she had talked so much with Lin Baici and found that being with him was very enjoyable.

"How could I, being so dumb, have dated in high school? Do you think I could have been admitted to Haijing Polytechnic?"

Lin Baici said with a wry smile.

In reality, because he had been so poor, Lin Baici just focused on studying, aiming to get into a good university, find a good job, and relieve his mother’s worries.

"You just broke the escape room record at Hongdao Pavilion today, and you’re telling me you’re dumb?" Liu Zilu picked up a beer bottle and placed it in front of Lin Baici: "Tell me, don’t you deserve to be punished with a bottle of beer?"

Liu Zilu signaled to everyone; only by getting Lin Baici drunk could they extract his true feelings.

"Haha!"

Lin Baici laughed, thinking do you believe my ’pond of wine and forest of meat’ is just a facade? I can drink as much as I want and never get drunk. However, just as Lin Baici picked up the beer bottle, his stomach suddenly growled loudly.

Damnit!

Lin Baici shuddered, could it be?

Does this nightclub have Taboo things in it?

Is it carried by a wild God Hunter or perhaps a colleague from the security bureau?

A Taboo thing that could induce hunger in him was almost always of high quality, and once it released rule contamination, the damage would be significant.

Wait a minute!

Could someone have lost something?

But regardless, he had better check to be sure!

Lin Baici stood up, "I’m going to the restroom!"

As soon as he left, the girls immediately started communicating with their cell phones.

"Lin Baici seems like such a flirt!"

"I disagree, I think he’s not interested in dumplings or Xinyan at all!"

"It’s a pity about his family background; otherwise, with his looks and his way with words, he could definitely land a rich and beautiful girlfriend!"

Watching these people chat, Ji Xinyan really wanted to know what their reaction would be if she told her roommates that Lin Baici had over 20 million for pocket money in his bank account.

Having made a round and not found any Taboo things, Lin Baici had no choice but to give up. He went back to his booth and headed for the restroom to relieve himself.

Walking through the dimly lit corridor, Lin Baici entered the bathroom and immediately frowned.

Someone had vomited, and the air was full of the odor of vomit, which was very unpleasant.

Holding his breath, he chose a clean urinal and stood in front of it.

A youth with short hair came in and stood next to Lin Baici, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, each breath emitting a strong smell of alcohol.

The enhanced sense of smell from A Sip of A Hundred Flavors made Lin Baici very sensitive to these odors. He scowled and glanced at the short-haired youth.

"What the hell are you looking at?"

The youth cursed as soon as he opened his mouth.

Four companions who came in with him also looked over upon hearing this.

Lin Baici lowered his head.

The short-haired youth thought Lin Baici was cowering and laughed loudly. After taking a deep drag of his cigarette, he sprayed the smoke towards Lin Baici.

Whoosh!

A cloud of secondhand smoke dispersed.

Lin Baici didn’t speak and finished peeing, then zipped up his belt.

"Coward!"

The short-haired youth muttered, only to realize that the other guy hadn’t walked away but was standing beside him. He was just about to ask, "What do you want?"

But the other party struck first.

Lin Baici grabbed the short-haired youth by the back of his head and slammed it into the wall in front of him.

Bang!

Blood burst forth, staining the wall like a rose blooming in spring.

The short-haired youth didn’t faint, not because he could take a punch, but because Lin Baici controlled the strength, not allowing him to lose consciousness, otherwise how could he feel the pain?

Bang!

Lin Baici grabbed his head and smashed it against the wall again.

"Damn it, what the hell?"

Three of the four companions of the short-haired youth roared and hurriedly zipped up their trousers as they rushed over.

Lin Baici kicked out at the belly of the fastest rushing youth, sending him flying into the air and tumbling backward, right into the urinal.

Then his right leg kicked out rapidly, landing on the shins of the other two.

They immediately screamed and fell to the floor with a couple of thuds.

The one companion who hadn’t joined the fight was stunned. This guy was so skilled in fighting; could he be a freestyle fighting champion?

"Got a cigarette?"

Lin Baici asked casually, noticing that the short-haired youth was still trying to sneak attack, so he slammed his head into the wall again.

Bang!

The short-haired youth slid down to the ground.

Now things were completely quiet.

"Yes! Yes!"

The blond youth eagerly nodded, not bothering to zipper up his trousers, hastily fumbling for cigarettes. It didn’t help his trembling hands that some urine splashed onto them.

Lin Baici frowned deeply at the sight.

"Forget it!"

He reached out, fished out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter from the short-haired youth’s pocket, and then took out all the cigarettes from the pack.

Click!

The lighter flared up, and Lin Baici lit seven cigarettes.

"Here, take a drag!"

Lin Baici squatted beside the short-haired youth, bringing all the lit cigarettes to his mouth.

"I was wrong!"

The short-haired youth pleaded for mercy.

Click!

Lin Baici smashed the lighter against the short-haired youth’s face, "Didn’t you understand what I said?"

With his mouth now open, Lin Baici stuffed a lit cigarette into his mouth, pressing it against his tongue.

Ssss!

A hissing sound immediately filled the air.