Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 485 - 220 Toilet War God Lin Baici_1

Chapter 485: Chapter 220 Toilet War God Lin Baici_1

Dusk descended, cloaking the entire city in a palette of neon lights, like a monster that had just awoken, setting out to hunt for prey.

In front of the Sea Waves nightclub, some people were having second thoughts as they watched the stylish young men and women coming and going.

"How about... we don’t go in?"

Hu Wenwu grabbed Lin Baici’s arm, whispering quietly—he wanted to go back to school.

"Everyone has a first time for everything, and besides, there are no man-eating monsters inside, what are you afraid of?"

Xu Daguan pulled Hu Wenwu along, "Let’s go! Go! Go!"

"Mister Official, I can tell now, you must have been to nightclubs plenty of times before!"

Zhang Zhixu teased.

But then again, it made sense; Xu Daguan had money, only an idiot wouldn’t enjoy life.

"Let’s go in!"

Qian Jiahui urged, behaving like a regular. The girls were either nervous or curious. Ji Xinyan, however, was an exception—she obviously had experience in nightclubs.

Once everyone entered, a wave of heat mixed with noise immediately hit them, as if even the air was becoming dry and sultry.

As Qian Jiahui stepped into the nightclub, he was in his element, taking charge and immediately securing two large booths, steering everyone there.

"If you want to dance, go ahead; if not, just stay here and drink!"

Qian Jiahui didn’t fuss over the guys, but to the girls he said a few more words: "Take care of yourselves, ignore strangers hitting on you, and if anything happens, call me or Lin Baici!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Daguan quickly protested, "Brother Qian, they can call me too!"

"Heh."

Qian Jiahui gave a perfunctory laugh; in his view, if trouble arose, the only dependable one among them was Lin Baici.

If Xu Daguan didn’t sneak off, that would be good enough.

The waiter rolled over the drinks cart. With his discerning eye, he could tell Qian Jiahui was the one in charge, so he asked, "Should I open all the beers?"

"Open them!"

Qian Jiahui looked around; he had several girlfriends who he had met in nightclubs.

"Wait, aren’t the drinks here very expensive?"

Bai Jiao intervened, quickly noting that the drinks brought by the waiter were clearly too many for the number of people present.

"Don’t be a buzzkill, come on, let’s drink!"

Qian Jiahui yelled.

The nightclub was noisy, and among the students from Class 01, some were uncomfortable while others were excited. Many of the boys were looking around with their heads held high, like country moles that had just arrived in the city.

"Wow, it’s autumn, and these girls are still wearing so little?"

"Look at that one, the headlights are huge!"

"Their outfits are so trendy!"

The boys whispered and murmured to each other, too embarrassed to say some things aloud because of the girls, so they just whispered among themselves.

Ji Xinyan grabbed two bottles of beer, handed one to Lin Baici, and then casually took a seat next to him, "You’re actually here for the first time?"

Lin Baici looked a bit silly as he looked around, but it also came off as cute!

"Mhm!"

Lin Baici took a sip of beer.

[Let the hunt begin. Although the females here are mostly of poor quality, there are a few worth biting into!]

"This is considered poor?"

Lin Baici was shocked; he had already seen about a dozen young girls whose looks and figures could score a seven or eight out of ten.

If Lin Baici hadn’t become a God Hunter, he would be too insecure to even pursue them.

[The one in blue has a slight gynecological issue]

[The one with long hair is prone to pregnancy. If she gets pregnant again, it will be her second child!]

[The one in leather pants is neurotic, she likes to strangle her boyfriend when they roll in the sheets!]

For Eater God to comment on them, their physical conditions had to be quite exceptional.

Lin Baici glanced at the girl with long black hair—a young woman in her twenties, looking quite youthful. Hard to believe she was already a mother.

Now that he had money, Lin Baici wanted to indulge himself, but after hearing Eater God’s remarks, he was frightened off. It wasn’t safe!

If he was to go for a girl, it would have to be someone like Tea sister.

"So what do you usually do for fun?"

Ji Xinyan was curious, "It can’t all be needlework, right?"

With Lin Baici’s good looks and no lack of money, he’d be a force to reckon with in the nightclub.

"Read books, play games."

Lin Baici thought to himself that he now had to add ’purifying God’s ruins’ to the list.

Xu Daguan originally wanted to call Ji Xinyan to dance, but when he turned around, he saw her talking to Lin Baici, almost leaning into him.

Damn!

Envious, Xu Daguan decided out of sight, out of mind was best, "Brother Qian, let’s go!"

The girls were curious, but it was their first time and they felt apprehensive and nervous. Plus, with so many classmates around, they all behaved very reservedly.

After sitting for a while, the boys couldn’t contain themselves anymore. Mainly because within the class, Bai Jiao and Ji Xinyan weren’t the type of girls they could chase after, and they didn’t like the others much either, so what was there to care about?

Time to party!

"Class leader, aren’t you going to join in?"

Pei Fei was bored and asked Lin Baici across the round table. The beer had a hint of fruitiness to it and was quite refreshing.

"There are so many pretty girls here, why should I look elsewhere?"

Lin Baici countered.

"Ack!"

Pei Fei and Liu Zilu immediately jeered at Lin Baici.

The other girls started laughing, as being complimented was always a pleasure.

"Class leader, I never would have taken someone with thick eyebrows and big eyes like you for having such a slick tongue!"

Liu Zilu teased, and noticing the space beside Lin Baici, she moved over, "Come on, let’s play Truth or Dare!"

"I can’t do that, I’d definitely lose in that game!"

Lin Baici spread his hands, "Because I never tell lies!"

"Really? I don’t believe you!"

Liu Zilu picked up a bottle of beer, issuing a challenge, "Then tell us, between Bai Jiao and Ji Xinyan, which one do you like? If you can answer that, I’ll down this bottle in one go!"