Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 443 - 199 This Girl is Off_2

Chapter 443: Chapter 199 This Girl is Off_2

Li Wei was curious, "She must be really beautiful, right?"

Generally speaking, once you have a girlfriend, your phone bill tends to go up.

"I haven’t gotten one!"

Lin Baici thought to himself, he hadn’t found someone yet, but he had almost transitioned from a boy to a man: "What do you want with me?"

"Haven’t we been out of touch for seven days? I’m just concerned about your physical and mental health,"

Li Wei laughed heartily: "Guess how much money I made over National Day?"

"Three thousand?"

Lin Baici estimated a number; his childhood friend must have earned a decent amount, otherwise he wouldn’t be showing off.

"Damn, if I had your face, maybe I could snag a rich woman and make three thousand in seven days!"

Li Wei looked down on him: "Two thousand, how about that? It averages to over 280 a day! Impressive, huh?"

"Impressive!"

Lin Baici felt that if he hadn’t become a God Hunter, he would have been just like Li Wei, working during the holidays, and then being happy for several days about a salary of two or three thousand.

But now, he couldn’t even be bothered to exploit loopholes on Origin Forum.

Sigh!

The life of a rich person is so dull, boring, and uninteresting.

"Hehe, I finally have one thing I’m better at than you!"

Li Wei was proud; he and Lin Baici were good buddies, so he could say such things without worrying about hurting the friendship.

"Sure, sure!"

Lin Baici played along.

"Old White, let me tell you a secret!"

Li Wei lowered his voice, obviously afraid of being overheard by others: "Our class monitor seems to have taken a fancy to you at first sight!"

"What?"

Lin Baici knew his childhood friend was talking about Cai Wenqi.

"Remember the last time we went out to eat? We met her, right? I think she’s taken to you. These past few days she’s been chatting with me, subtly probing for information about you,"

Li Wei explained.

"I think you might have misunderstood!"

Lin Baici walked toward the campus gates, intending to have a look at the Medical University.

"Misunderstood what? When a woman is interested in a man, there’s only one possibility, she likes him. Old White, our class monitor is quite attractive and has a good personality, too. You could consider her,"

Li Wei suggested.

"She’s not my type!"

Lin Baici didn’t want to waste his breath on such matters: "You should stay on campus more and focus on studying. With that two thousand yuan of yours, you can’t even afford a hotel room!"

Lin Baici was intentionally provoking Li Wei to make him stay at school and work hard, to prevent the guy from getting addicted to part-time jobs, roaming around, and getting into trouble.

"No money for a hotel room? Field battles are an option!"

Li Wei chuckled mischievously.

"..."

Lin Baici was shocked, but his friend made a good point, and he didn’t know how to rebut.

"What kind of girl do you actually like? Our class monitor is pretty great!"

Li Wei felt mixed emotions hearing Lin Baici had no interest in Cai Wenqi.

On the first day of school, as soon as he saw Cai Wenqi, he was taken with this beautiful, big-hearted girl, who dealt with things decisively and had a strong female aura.

He wanted to change himself and make a new start in university, so he worked hard at studying and at his jobs. But even with all his effort, Cai Wenqi never gave him a second look.

Yet his childhood friend had only met her once, and she remembered him.

Lin Baici’s lack of interest in Cai Wenqi relieved Li Wei, as it meant he still had a chance, but it also pained him.

The girl he liked didn’t even register in the eyes of Lin Baici.

"The virtuous wife and good mother type?"

Lin Baici wasn’t clear himself, but he currently had a good impression of Gu Qingxiang.

Embarrassingly, he also liked the type that Kim Myungjin represented in terms of figure and temperament. If Kim Myungjin weren’t a friend, he might actually have become a playboy just once.

"You’re not into the maternal type, are you? You know too little about women. I’ll recommend a female streamer for you, Shark Station’s Hua Yue Yu. She’s super popular lately, very cute, and her COS is spot on. She should definitely suit your taste!"

As Li Wei spoke, he sent over a link to a live streaming room: "But I don’t know what’s up with her these days, she hasn’t been streaming, and she hasn’t taken any leave either!"

"Maybe she’s sick?"

Lin Baici worried, hoping she hadn’t been disheartened because he had rejected the Little Merperson.

"More likely she’s found a sugar daddy!"

Li Wei often watched live streams and had noticed that some female streamers would disappear for a few days at a time, very likely to accompany their top donors.

"Let’s drop it."

Lin Baici planned to walk to the Medical University, taking it as a chance to clear his head.

"Yeah, good luck!"

Li Wei wished him well and then hung up the phone.

Lin Baici called Hua Yue Yu, and the Little Merperson’s voice clearly lacked energy. However, because of this call, Hua Yue Yu’s mood improved.

The call lasted over an hour, during which Lin Baici walked all the way to the Medical University, and most of the time, it was Hua Yue Yu doing the talking.

"It’s almost 10 o’clock, go to bed early!"

The autumn night breeze was getting cooler, and with the time being so late, there were hardly any people on the streets. Lin Baici walked around the campus of the Medical University and didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary.

Out of boredom, he took out the Ask God Turtle Shell and did a divination.

"Spirit Divination, minor misfortune today."

"Avoid travel, avoid women."

That was just too vague. Lin Baici rolled his eyes, "Just tell me, which direction is more dangerous for me to go!"

"West!"

Lin Baici immediately headed west, circled the school without seeing anything, and then left the campus. On a street outside, he saw a girl sitting in a bus shelter, hugging her head, her shoulders twitching, clearly sobbing.

Was this a case of heartbreak?

Normally, Lin Baici definitely wouldn’t meddle in such affairs, but today, he was bored, so he went over and sat next to the girl.

The girl scooted over a bit but didn’t leave, and her sobbing quieted down somewhat.

"Have some chocolate. When you’re feeling down, eating something sweet is good for the mood!"

Lin Baici handed her a piece of chocolate.

The girl didn’t respond.

"Hey..."

Lin Baici nudged the girl’s shoulder with the chocolate.

She wasn’t tall, of average build, wearing jeans, a hooded sweatshirt, and a pair of sneakers—completely ordinary.

"I’ve been thinking about getting a girlfriend recently."

Lin Baici kept rambling on.

"Are you annoying or not..."

The girl wanted to curse at him, but when she looked up and saw Lin Baici’s attractiveness and imposing figure, she paused, clearly taken aback.

"I’m looking for a girlfriend who’s a doctor. Can you help me out?"

Lin Baici asked with a smile, peeled the chocolate, broke off a piece for himself, and tossed it into his mouth, then offered the rest to the girl, "Dark chocolate, very bitter, not everyone can handle it!"

In a fit of pique, the girl took the chocolate and bit into it.

"Hey, I’ve been pretty annoyed lately too. So many girls are chasing me, but I like each of them!"

Lin Baici leaned back slightly, looking up at the sky.

"Jerk!"

The girl scorned.

"Right, like now, I like you too!"

Lin Baici had read a psychology book that said communication is one of the most effective ways to build a relationship, similar to dealing with people considering suicide, once you engage them in conversation, you can usually dissuade them from the idea.

Of course, the content of the conversation had to be targeted.

For example, now, by saying he was chased by many girls, Lin Baici was proving his desirability. Then complimenting the girl, saying he liked her, would make her feel she was also not bad, eliciting an instinctive sense of joy in her.

And when one is happy, they tend to open up and forget their troubles.

"There are so many guys in college, why be sad over one or two? Come on, wipe your tears, find someone better tomorrow!"

Lin Baici handed over a pack of tissues.

"Who said I’m crying over a breakup?"

The girl retorted.

"Sorry, I was shallow!"

Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders and stood up, "Come on, I’ll walk you back to school!"

The girl hesitated for a moment, then suddenly spoke up, "I don’t want to go back to school. I want to go to the riverside and look at the night view!"

"Let’s go!"

Since Lin Baici had nothing else to do, he might as well see it through.

The two of them didn’t take a taxi but walked instead; it wasn’t far, just a fifteen-minute walk.

All the way there, the girl kept her head down and said nothing.

At the riverside, the girl started looking up frequently, gazing towards the embankment, and her pace quickened.

"Damn, what’s all this about? Seems like there’s a problem!"

Lin Baici’s scalp tingled as he got the feeling that something was off about this girl. Was she looking for something?

"It’s too late, I want to go back!"

Lin Baici suddenly spoke up.

Whoosh!

The girl instinctively raised her hand and grabbed Lin Baici tightly, clinging to him as if he were a lifesaving straw, "Stay with me a little longer!"

Shit!

This girl was definitely not right!