Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 286 - 142 This is My Jungle! _1

Chapter 286: Chapter 142 This is My Jungle! _1

Lin Baici turned and rushed toward the tunnel behind him.

He also took out a bundle of Two Kicks that he had prepared from his backpack, quickly lit them, and tossed them in.

Xia Hongyao and Nangong Shu followed behind Lin Baici, forming a triangular formation.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The Two Kicks went off, and the pungent smell of gunpowder smoke immediately filled the air.

The Goblins had stealthily approached, planning an ambush, but they hadn’t anticipated being discovered and were caught completely off guard.

Lin Baici swung his sword wildly!

The Dragon Tooth was too sharp; the Goblins’ crude weapons couldn’t withstand it—they were as fragile as paper, whether it was a dagger or a spiked club.

The Bronze Sword cut through weapons and then chopped into the Goblins, leaving severed limbs and spurting blood everywhere.

"Captain, just focus on pushing forward and slaying, don’t stop. First, we disrupt their formation and create chaos—I’ll follow up!"

The Bartender suggested.

Orc! Orc!

A muscular Goblin, enraged at the sight of its kin being slaughtered, lunged at Lin Baici.

Its weapon was the thigh bone of a giant beast, as terrifying as a warhammer, swinging with the intention to crush Lin Baici’s skull.

But it didn’t have the chance.

After a faint glow flashed on the Bodhi Messenger’s Kasaya that Lin Baici was wearing, the Muscle Buddha appeared, his arms seemingly capable of moving mountains and seas, swinging in a windmill motion and striking the Goblin’s head.

Bang!

The Goblin’s head was misshapen, and its body flew several meters, as if hit by a speeding dump truck, and smashed into the nearby wall.

Whoosh!

The Muscle Buddha grabbed a Goblin and, treating it as a human cannonball, hurled it forcefully at the Goblin plastered to the wall.

Bang!

Xia Hongyao was just about to finish them off, when the Bartender rushed over, wielding his bone-chopping knife and making a wild chop at their necks.

Crack! Crack!

Two Goblins were chopped to death.

The Muscle Buddha, like a colossus in a land of mortals, and a nemesis of thousands on the battlefield, took only fifty seconds to cut through the group of Goblins gathered in the tunnel.

When the path cleared in front of him, the Muscle Buddha turned back and chanted a Buddhist invocation.

Amitabha!

Before the words were even finished, he smashed another Goblin into mincemeat.

Seeing the Muscle Buddha’s bravery, Lin Baici felt he should prepare a weapon for it, like a Demon-Subduing Pestle or Vajra Spade or something.

The Muscle Buddha charged back, and halfway through, the Goblins crumbled, screaming in panic and scattering in all directions.

"Captain, don’t stop, keep slashing at them!"

The Bartender urged, "These monsters are too inhumane; we have to kill them all!"

Lin Baici ignored him, and seeing the Goblins fleeing, he immediately headed back.

There was a group of unarmed women behind them, and if they were ambushed by the Goblins, some would surely die.

Lin Baici’s predictions were correct; indeed, there were Goblins hiding in the nearby side passages, waiting to strike from this side. But when Lin Baici suddenly took action, they heard their comrades’ screams and lost their nerve, abandoning the attack.

"[Well done. To get through this level, not only do you need to survive and get out, but you also have to rescue people. If not enough people are rescued, you’ll be required to vote to select one person as the price of passage.]"

The Eater God commented.

Lin Baici frowned slightly upon hearing this.

This level actually tested one’s humanity, to see if the God Hunter still possessed empathy. If one were too selfish, indifferent to others’ death, and focused solely on escaping, even if they were the first to flee the Goblin’s lair without rescuing anyone, they would still be required to choose someone by vote.

"These Goblins are too weak, aren’t they?"

The old man worried.

The Mad Maid was one of the Seven Wonders; how could she come up with such simple rules to sully things?

For everyone, it was like a picnic,

This was not right.

"That’s why we must continue to slaughter massively!"

The Bartender looked at the women, "If we can save people, I suggest we lend a hand; consider it doing a good deed."

"Accumulate your ghost! These are not humans; why save them?"

The old man started to rant; he was afraid of Lin Baici, but not the Bartender. If he pissed him off, he’d face the ol’ Six Big Ones, and he’d know why the flowers are so red.

"Heh, it doesn’t matter what you say!"

The Bartender sighed inwardly. If only he were strong enough, why bother with others’ faces?

Do whatever he wanted!

Speaking of which, that Muscle Buddha of Lin Baici’s is really strong.

The Bartender was so envious he could dry up.

I would give ten years of celibacy for one.

"Go kill Goblins, and save people!"

Lin Baici turned to the flaxen-haired girl, "We’re going to kill monsters; you can wait here or go ahead!"

"I’ll follow you!"

The flaxen-haired girl said with determination.

"Let’s go!"

Lin Baici activated A Sip of A Hundred Flavors, following the smell left by the Goblins as he tracked them.

Half an hour later, they reached a large cave.

Lin Baici crept over and took a look.

This tribe wasn’t large, and after some had died in the recent battle, only slightly over seventy remained, mostly young Goblins and females.

"Aunt Shu, can you use that Divine Grace again to put them to sleep?"

Xia Hongyao asked in anticipation.

Nangong Shu shook her head, "They’re currently too agitated; it won’t be very effective!"

"Never mind, they’re just a bunch of trash fish."

The Bartender licked his lips, his eyes blooding.

His bone-chopping blade was already aching for blood.

"After the Two Kicks go off, we start the charge!"

Lin Baici lit a box of Two Kicks and threw it into the nest.

He was very strong and accurate, and the box landed next to a large pot.

A group of female Goblins were gathered around it, preparing food.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sudden explosions stunned the Goblins.