Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 285 - 141 Goblin Slayer【Please Subscribe, Vote for Monthly Tickets】_3

Chapter 285: Chapter 141 Goblin Slayer【Please Subscribe, Vote for Monthly Tickets】_3

Dinner’s ready.

The goblins knelt down, mumbled a chaotic prayer, and, after praying to a god, they swarmed towards the cauldron to begin fighting for food.

Brother Goblin swung his walking stick, beating around to maintain order.

"How’s it going?"

Xia Hongyao, growing impatient, moved closer.

"We make our move after they’ve eaten their fill!"

Lin Baici wasn’t in a hurry.

These goblins were often starving, so they ate quickly, finishing the porridge in less than three minutes.

A few greedy, young goblins even jumped into the pot, licking the residue off the sides.

Some goblins, sated, lay on the ground to sleep, but a few strong ones went into a small cave.

Soon, cries and screams of women echoed from inside.

"..."

Lin Baici felt he couldn’t wait any longer, recognizing that type of sound from the adult movies he’d watched.

Indeed, it’d be easier to kill the goblins after they tired themselves out playing, but some things just couldn’t be reckoned with so coldly.

"Get ready!"

Lin Baici gestured for everyone to come over!

"I’ll go first!"

Nangong Shu activated Divine Grace, exhaling a pink mist.

As the mist drifted over and was inhaled by the goblins, an eerie smile spread across their faces, as if they were dreaming beautiful dreams.

Hypnosis initiated, Scarlet Dreamland.

The goblins who hadn’t fallen asleep started to feel drowsy, and after a dozen seconds, they collapsed to the ground, sunk into deep sleep.

Nangong Shu’s Divine Grace would be slow to take effect when the enemy was on guard, only causing disturbance.

"It’s ready!"

Once Nangong Shu finished speaking, the Bartender charged out first, wielding a bone-chopping knife, wildly hacking at the goblins on the ground.

Pu-chi! Pu-chi!

The blade entered flesh, blood splattering.

"Awesome!"

The Bartender was ecstatic, not even sparing the young goblins, beheading each with a single blow.

"Hurry up!"

The old man urged.

Nangong Shu walked towards the cave where the strong goblins were, ready to unleash his power, but suddenly the wooden door burst open.

A goblin came out carrying a naked woman, and upon seeing the situation outside, it hurled the woman at Nangong Shu.

Ook! Ook!

The goblin shouted and leaped towards Nangong Shu.

Bang!

The woman fell to the ground, motionless; she was already a corpse.

Whoosh!

A bronze sword flew, piercing the goblin’s left chest.

Muscle Buddha appeared at the entrance of the cave, swinging his fists like whack-a-mole.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The goblins rushing out from the noise were sent flying, their bones fracturing and breaking.

The Bartender stopped killing the young goblins and instead pounced on those who were severely injured.

"Die, all of you!"

The Bartender, face ferocious, slashed wildly, blood and flesh flying about.

These goblins weren’t strong; they relied on sneak attacks and underhanded tactics. Now, attacked by Lin Baici and his group of seven, they were completely overpowered.

In just ten minutes, the battle was over.

The goblin den was strewn with corpses.

"Go search!"

Lin Baici instructed as he walked toward one of the small caves, using his bronze sword to cut through the door lock.

It was very dark inside, Lin Baici lit a torch for a better view.

Over a dozen female human faces appeared in his sight.

Panic, unease, fear.

The women huddled together.

[These women are livestock, used for birthing little goblins, and also serve as backup food!]

"Can you understand me?"

Lin Baici frowned, "I’ve come to save you and get you out!"

"Are you The Hero sent by the Adventurer’s Guild?"

A young woman asked timidly.

"Yes!"

Lin Baici always felt uncomfortable when he played games or read comics with rather tragic plots, and now, this scene was too real and it irritated him.

But then he thought that he was also just a toy for that crazy maid.

At this moment, for the first time in his life, Lin Baici felt an urge to ’devour’ that maid.

"Little Linzi, come quickly!"

Xia Hongyao called out loudly.

"What’s wrong?"

Lin Baici rushed over.

In a small cave, the ground was covered with thick animal fur, and on it lay over a dozen goblin infants, the biggest of which could only crawl.

Everyone gathered around.

"What’s the matter? Can’t bring yourselves to do it? Then I’ll take care of it!"

The Bartender walked in and even thoughtfully closed the wooden door behind him, so that nobody would feel uncomfortable watching the slaughter.

"There’s no need to feel sorry for these monsters!"

Nangong Shu pointed to a cave, "Inside there are the dried corpses of humans, obviously their food."

"And women that were captured are beside it!"

Lin Baici shook his head, "This game is too dark: Aunt Shu, go take care of them!"

"Take care of what? We are amid regulatory pollution; you wouldn’t be thinking of them as people, would you?"

The old man was speechless, even if they were real people, there was no need to bother.

Lin Baici ignored the old man.

Those women were naked, and to avoid any impropriety, he didn’t go in.

Soon, Nangong Shu came out with a girl with flaxen hair, "Leader, she knows the way out!"

"Then what are we waiting for? Let’s move!"

The old man was impatient, "Leave the other burdens behind, just take this one!"

After the flaxen-haired girl glanced at the old man, she then looked at Lin Baici earnestly, with a hint of pleading, "You have to take them with you, or I won’t be your guide!"

"Okay!"

Lin Baici had never intended to abandon those women.

The group set off, but the pace of the team was significantly slowed down because the dozen or so women couldn’t walk fast.

Lin Baici pinched his nose as a faint stench wafted over.

"Be careful, goblins are coming. When you see me charge, you charge too. Bartender, Leather Pants Woman, you two stay behind to protect these women!"

Lin Baici made arrangements.

"Thank you, leader, for your consideration!"

Leather Pants Woman was grateful; she was injured and naturally wanted to rest a bit more.

"Leader, I can take on those goblins!"

The Bartender was anxious, "Take me with you!"

"Fine, then the magician stays!"

Lin Baici switched positions.

The old man was dismayed upon hearing this, "Why am I not the one staying?"

"I think you alone could slaughter all those goblins!"

Lin Baici chuckled, then walked another hundred meters forward before he suddenly shouted.

"Kill!"