Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 267 - 135: Regimental Commander Lin, The Debut Begins_3

Chapter 267: Chapter 135: Regimental Commander Lin, The Debut Begins_3

Whoosh!

The Golden Dart traced a golden path and flashed past, shooting into the heart of the Pig-Headed Man.

The dwarf charged forward, his right fist clenched, and threw an uppercut that struck the monster’s chin.

Bang!

The monster’s entire head exploded, and the mess scattered like petals thrown by heavenly maidens.

"There’s more!"

The dwarf shouted, quickly retreating.

He saw that inside the iron gate there were another dozen Pig-Headed Men; they grabbed their bone-chopping knives and charged out upon hearing the noise outside.

Lin Baici saw Xia Hongyao about to join in and immediately stopped her, "Wait!"

Fifteen Pig-Headed Men ran out, with no formation at all, rough like a street brawl, each randomly picking someone and pouncing.

"Two each, no slacking off!"

Lin Baici could have activated the Red Rolling Stone and let the Clay Humans ambush the Pig-Headed Men as they emerged, but he chose not to; he wanted to gauge the strength of the others.

He couldn’t possibly do everything himself.

These Pig-Headed Men were tall and muscular with formidable Strength; each one seemed even more fierce than an Olympic weightlifting champion. They would absolutely crush ordinary people, but facing the God Hunters, they were not enough.

The landlady lifted her skirt and ran a few steps towards the Pig-Headed Men, then leaped into the air, her bare white legs sweeping out and kicking one in the head.

Bang!

The Pig-Headed Man was sent flying, knocked into two of his kin before rolling out more than ten meters.

After landing, the landlady glanced at the stain on her high heels and her brows furrowed deeply.

These Pig-Headed Men were too dirty.

Without any danger, everyone killed these Pig-Headed Men.

"Go dissect the bodies!"

Lin Baici urged.

The Eater God said the map was on the Pig-Headed Men, but these creatures wore little and carried no bags, leaving only one possibility.

The map had to be inside their bodies.

"We have to dissect them?"

The Bartender didn’t want to do the job.

Lin Baici did not speak further but went over to a Pig-Headed Man, put on a pair of gloves, and used a Bronze Sword to cut open its stomach before searching through its innards.

Xia Hongyao squatted down beside Lin Baici and joined him in the task.

"Should I go inside and search?"

The leather pants woman suggested.

She preferred killing monsters to rummaging through innards.

"Whatever!"

Lin Baici turned the Pig-Headed Man over, belly down.

Splosh!

The innards all flowed out.

Lin Baici searched but found no clues

"Leader, what exactly are you looking for?"

The dwarf didn’t mind the dirt; he just felt this task was a waste of time and pointless.

"A clue to get out!"

Lin Baici explained.

"Some trash monsters, what clues could they have?"

The old man snorted, "It would be better to search more places first."

"You should trust Little Linzi; his deductive skills are really strong."

Xia Hongyao believed Lin Baici was comparable to Holmes.

"I’ve said it before, those who don’t want to do it can leave!"

Lin Baici had made the Bartender dissect bodies the first time to awe the others, and if it weren’t for the Eater God’s hint, he would have chosen the same plan as the old man.

The old man looked around at the others.

"Who will come inside with me?"

The leather pants woman inquired.

Everyone looked at each other and ultimately decided to stay.

Lin Baici stared at the innards scattered across the ground, lost in thought.

Why is there nothing?

Could it be inside the head?

Or is it that only inside the bodies of certain Pig-Headed Men, there would be a map?

"Fuck, what do these monsters usually eat? Why does it stink so much?"

The dwarf, while picking through the innards, accidentally burst the large intestine, and the unformed feces immediately flowed out, smearing his hand.

The stench was sky-high.

"Right, intestines!"

Lin Baici had an epiphany, not wanting to do the dirty work himself, so he summoned Muscle Buddha.

"Quick, rummage through the intestines!"

Lin Baici ordered.

"..."

Everyone was speechless. Are you a pervert?

"If I were that Muscle Buddha, I’d squash his head right now!"

The Bartender muttered.

Muscle Buddha squatted down, grabbed the large intestine from the ground, then held it with one hand and squeezed it downward.

Splat! Splat!

The filth inside the large intestine was squeezed out, falling to the ground in a big yellowish puddle.

Yuck!

The landlady kept her distance.

Ever since giving up on exploring God’s ruins, it had been a long time since she’d encountered anything this disgusting.

Lin Baici pinched his nose, staring intently at the stuff that had been squeezed out. Suddenly, a lump the size of a chicken egg plopped onto the ground.

The sound energized everyone instantly.

"No way? Is there actually something there?"

The Bartender gaped in astonishment.

The old man glanced at Lin Baici. Did he already know that clues could be found inside these Pig-Headed Men?

Muscle Buddha picked up the iron lump, and Lin Baici took out a bucket of mineral water, pouring it over.

Whoosh!

After washing away the dirt, Muscle Buddha exerted force and squeezed the iron lump until it cracked open.

Inside was a palm-sized silk piece with some lines drawn on it.

"This seems to be a part of the map?"

The dwarf was exhilarated: "Boss, you’re truly divine!"

"Boss, I was wrong!"

The old man apologized.

Admitting you’re wrong is the way to go; stand right when you get slapped, no problem there.

"Boss, I won’t question your orders ever again!"

The Bartender bowed his head.

The landlady looked at Lin Baici with great interest. This boy, he has so many secrets!

"Heh, convinced now, aren’t you?"

Xia Hongyao said proudly, "Told you guys before, Little Linzi is awesome!"

"What are we waiting for? Hurry up and scour the large intestines."

Lin Baici urged them on.

This time, no one was squeamish. They pulled out all the large intestines from these Pig-Headed Men and then squeezed out whatever was inside.

"Got it!"

The Bartender was overjoyed, having found an iron lump.

After ten minutes of struggle, out of the fifteen Pig-Headed Men, nine iron lumps were found, yielding nine map fragments.

"Why don’t some of the large intestines have iron lumps? Did we miss any?"

The Bartender was puzzled: "Everyone, go check again carefully!"

"No need, the Pig-Headed Men’s necks have numeric codes; among the Pig-Headed Men with the same number, only one would have a map fragment in its large intestine!"

Lin Baici explained; this was his conclusion.

"Got it, that means going forward, we need to hunt Pig-Headed Men, but those monsters from which we’ve already obtained the map, there’s no need to kill the ones with corresponding codes!"

The old man understood instantly: "Then what are we waiting for? Let’s get started!"

"Landlady, Boss, come here quick!"

Suddenly, the anxious voice of the woman in leather pants came from the direction of the iron gate.