Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 263 - 134: Lightspeed 21, Lover’s Lipstick_2

Chapter 263: Chapter 134: Lightspeed 21, Lover’s Lipstick_2

"This lipstick is a taboo thing. After you apply it on your lips, anyone you kiss will obsess over you like a lover within one to two days!"

The woman in the leather pants finished speaking and handed the lipstick to Lin Baici.

[Lover’s Lipstick, it will make you emit the fragrance of roses. You’ll look so fresh and charming. Whether you kiss your relatives or your dog, you can win their favor!]

[The duration of this favoritism lasts a minimum of two to three hours to a maximum of three to four days, depending on the willpower of the person kissed!]

[But remember, if you use it too often, you will gradually neglect the differences between species. You will develop a strong sense of superiority towards anything, be it humans, beasts, or objects. You’ll adopt an attitude of high self-regard!]

"Pleasure doing business!"

Lin Baici wasn’t shy and took the Lover’s Lipstick.

Even if not used, it could be sold for money.

"..."

Shen Fujiang wanted to curse his mother.

We rack our brains trying to survive in this rule-polluted place, and this kid starts making money instead.

Outrageous, really.

"After playing two games in a row, I think the masters must be tired too. Let’s take a break first, and continue later!"

The maid waved Lightspeed 21 inside the bar a few times.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The tables and chairs flew to the corners like hit by an invisible bat, clearing a large space.

The maid took an old-fashioned record player out of the trolley case, set it on the bar, and pressed the switch.

Click!

Immediately, a piece of electronic dance music started playing.

"Masters, let’s get high!"

The crazy maid yelled out, starting to sway her body.

[Little Linzi, you’ve got a percentage above your head!]

Xia Hongyao reminded him.

Not just Lin Baici, everyone had one floating half-transparent above their heads.

[Electric Breakdance Speaker, once music plays, you have to swing to its rhythm. The wilder, the better. Those below fifty percent will have their bodies blasted by the sound!]

[Quickly get high!]

[Dance! Dance! Dance!]

Lin Baici had never been to nightclubs or discos and didn’t know how to move, but fortunately, the Electric Breakdance Speaker didn’t care how you danced, as long as it was exhilarating enough.

"The digit changed!"

Xia Hongyao, curious, also started to twist her body.

"I got it, this is also a game. The higher you’re hyped, the higher the percentage. The higher the chance of surviving!"

The proprietress’s long black hair was bunned behind her head. After speaking, she raised her right hand and pulled out the hairpin.

Whoosh!

Her long hair cascaded down like a waterfall.

She shook her head from side to side, breaking into a hot dance, immediately transforming from an air of nobility and elegance to that of a wanton spirit, like the brightest star of the night club.

The bartender and the dwarf had never seen the proprietress like this before. They were astonished but the effect was excellent.

The percentage above Nangong Shu’s head shot up to 70%, and with her accurate dance moves, it was still climbing.

Seeing this, the maid twisted her way over and began interacting with Nangong Shu.

The beauty of the large and small women rubbing together was quite a sight for sore eyes.

Everyone else also started moving.

The leather-pants woman was wildly flamboyant, removing her top and leaving only her bra, causing her percentage number to climb vertically to 80%.

Not knowing if the person with the lowest percentage on their head would be punished, everyone danced and twisted vigorously, at least not wanting to be the last one.

Lin Baici did not have the talent of a dance king.

His personality was more composed. He didn’t easily get hyped, especially in the presence of a crowd. Hence, his percentage stalled after reaching 50%.

"Little Lin, you have to hit the beat, twist your hips. Your flexibility is good enough, relax! Just relax!"

Xia Hongyao gave on-the-spot guidance.

"Handsome, let me help you!"

In this line of taboo games, the risk of death was high, so the leather-pants woman frequently visited various bars and clubs to hunt for love, living recklessly.

She liked the little dogs that listened to her every command. But today, she suddenly found that the likes of Lin Baici also caught her fancy.

The leather-pants woman prepared to come over, to hype Lin Baici up with her, but a hand reached out and pushed her away.

It was Nangong Shu.

She came before Lin Baici and while dancing, she started to rub against him suggestively.

"..."

Lin Baici immediately felt a fire burning inside him, and his hand instinctively reached for the proprietress’s waist.

The feel was plump,

Delightful!

"I thought you were Liu Xiahui!"

The proprietress cast a seductive look at Lin Baici.

"With you like this, why would I keep pretending to be a gentleman?"

Lin Baici grumbled internally, though still inhibited. He pondered whether to recite the Diamond Sutra to convert them to the path of emptiness.

If my percentage can’t rise, why not drop yours instead?

The crazy maid also joined in.

"Master, you’re too shy. Life is short, we must enjoy it while we can!"

After saying this, she suddenly leaped onto Lin Baici, wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, to give him a deep kiss.

"Oh my God!"

Lin Baici was startled. That little tongue didn’t have poison, did it?

Shen Fujiang, green with envy, grew uglier watching this.

Why couldn’t it be me?

But he understood that Lin Baici had performed well in the previous two rounds, winning the maid’s favor, and it made sense.

However, in this round, Lin Baici’s percentage wasn’t even higher than the old man’s.

In fact, the percentage was just the effect of the Electric Breakdance Speaker. Even if it was lower, the crazy maid wouldn’t punish him. Instead, she would help those with low scores, raising their numbers to avoid being blown apart by the blast of sound.