Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 262 - 134: Lightspeed 21, Lover’s Lipstick_1

Chapter 262: Chapter 134: Lightspeed 21, Lover’s Lipstick_1

Xia Hongyao was calm and collected, with the help of the Clay Human, all ten of her darts hit the bullseye, clearly passing the test.

"Thank you!"

Although Nangong Shu could pass the test without Lin Baici’s help, she remembered the favor since he had offered his assistance.

Speaking of which, this kind of loyal pup, both handsome and powerful, seems like a good one to keep!

The seven people who hadn’t finished throwing their darts looked extremely ugly because, no matter how you looked at it, the three unlucky ones would be born from their midst.

The crazy maid chewing bubblegum walked up to a man wearing sunglasses, eyeing him up and down.

"The first..."

Just as the man with sunglasses was about to make his move, the maid brushed past him: "Not you!"

The man with sunglasses let out a sigh of relief.

The maid stopped in front of a man of average height, grinned, and said, "It’s you!"

The man’s eyes bulged with rage as he suddenly drew a dagger and stabbed at the maid.

Whizz!

Black spectral light flickered on the dagger, indicating it was clearly one of the Taboo things, but the maid was faster. Before the dagger could reach her, she had already swung a baseball bat.

Whoosh!

The bat, with a whooshing sound, struck the man’s head, turning it into a watermelon crushed by a car tire, bursting with a bang.

Blood, bone fragments...

Bits of flesh flew everywhere.

Thud!

The headless body fell to the ground, and bright red blood gushed from the broken neck, soaking the floor.

An eyeball still attached to some nerves rolled in front of Lin Baici’s feet.

The Bartender and the dwarf’s faces changed drastically.

This man was a regular in the bar, a Violent Bear Level God Hunter with Fifteen Divine Blessings, yet he had no power to resist this crazy maid.

The maid, still chewing her gum, walked up to the bar’s hostess.

"Oh? Aren’t you going to resist?"

She blew a large bubblegum bubble which burst with a pop, sticking around her mouth. Then, she extended her pink tongue and licked it back into her mouth.

"I still want to continue playing your game!"

The hostess managed a smile.

This was one of the seven great mysteries of the God Hunter Circle; it wasn’t something you could easily escape, so why not try some other method?

"Too bad, your game time is over!"

The maid expressed her regret.

Upon hearing this, the hostess didn’t attack the maid but turned and ran.

Swish!

She was incredibly fast, appearing at the door of the bar in the blink of an eye. She didn’t even have time to open the door and chose to smash right through it instead.

But the maid was faster. She teleported instantly, her figure flashed next to the hostess, and the bat swung down.

This time, the bat was as fast as light!

Bang!

The hostess’s head shattered, and her headless body crashed into the door, splattering it with blood.

The maid flung her bat with her right hand to shake off the blood on it, and she whistled as she walked back.

[Speed of Light 21, when you see it strike, you’ve already been hit, that’s how fast it is.]

[Simply put, the moment this maid swung her bat, her target had already been hit.]

[An extremely premium weapon, recommended for collection, top predators should have top weapons.]

[No man can resist a perfect stick!]

[Perhaps women wouldn’t resist either!]

"Does it work for anyone who uses it?"

Lin Baici was curious.

[Yes, as soon as you make a move, you’ve hit the target!]

"..."

Lin Baici was astonished,

Isn’t this baseball bat a bit ridiculously strong?

It feels like it’s akin to a rule-class weapon.

Lin Baici thought his King sword dragon tooth was powerful, but it still hadn’t received such high praise from Eater God.

A woman with purple eyeshadow and leather pants started trembling as she saw the maid walking towards her.

"Isn’t there also a blind man?"

The woman in leather pants was panicked.

"How can a disabled person play the game?"

The maid explained, "He doesn’t count!"

Upon hearing this, the woman in leather pants went numb: "Whoever can help me through this, I’ll give him ten thousand Meteorite Coins."

She said hastily, feeling the price might be too low to motivate others, she quickly sweetened the deal: "Plus one of the Taboo things!"

No one answered.

The maid reached the woman in leather pants.

"How many more games are left? Don’t you think there are too few people left?"

Lin Baici curled his lips: "I feel we’re short on people, it’s not as satisfying!"

The maid turned her head, looking towards Lin Baici.

"Little Linzi, why are you butting in?"

The proprietress was at a loss for words.

"Your mindset is wrong. This beautiful maid just wants to play games with us. Why be so terrified? Come on, everybody relax, let’s dance!"

Lin Baici laughed heartily, a pity he couldn’t dance, otherwise he would have led a dance to liven up the mood.

Everyone was convinced; this was another madman with a strong heart.

"That’s right, I just want to play games with the masters; why are you all looking like that? Be happy, quick, cheer up."

The maid urged.

People had no choice but to put on a forced smile.

The maid looked around, "Indeed, there are too few people, so I won’t punish you this time!"

The woman in leather pants relaxed immediately upon hearing this, her previously tense sphincter almost gave way to a massive release.

"Handsome guy, thank you!"

The woman in leather pants saw Lin Baici’s outstanding performance and wanted to collaborate with him in the upcoming games, so she didn’t dare to default on her promise.

She opened the handbag she carried, took out twenty Meteorite Coins, and handed them to Lin Baici: "This is all I have on me at the moment, the rest I’ll give to you next time!"

After finishing her words, she pulled out a lipstick the size of a thumb.