Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1396 - 604: Thanks to the Gift of Nature, Let’s Eat While It’s Hot!_2

Chapter 1396: Chapter 604: Thanks to the Gift of Nature, Let’s Eat While It’s Hot!_2

Bam!

Li Luyou staggered under the blow, a sharp pain shooting through him as the paramour pliers swung horizontally, smashing into his ear.

Bam!

Li Luyou was sent flying.

Snap!

Lin Baici caught the Bronze Sword, launched himself forward, and charged toward Li Luyou, who was still struggling to get up, slashing down with the sword.

Whoosh!

Li Luyou raised his arm to block the strike. The sharp blade left a gash on his arm, but before much blood could even flow, the wound visibly began to heal.

Bam!

The paramour pliers struck again, smashing directly into Li Luyou’s eye socket.

But the attack, which could have shattered an ordinary person’s skull, left not even a bruise on Li Luyou.

"Fuck!"

Li Luyou cursed, gritting his teeth as he endured the assault and threw a punch at Lin Baici.

Whoosh!

Lin Baici teleported, appearing instantly behind Li Luyou, slashing horizontally at his neck.

Zzzhhh!

The sword blade sliced across the neck, but it only left a shallow wound.

Li Luyou turned around to strike at Lin Baici, but just as he did, Lin Baici swung the paramour pliers again, striking him squarely on the cheek.

Bam!

Li Luyou spun through the air before crashing to the ground.

On the top floor of Wanda Plaza, a fine drizzle began to fall like strands of cow hair, igniting Li Luyou’s head as sparks danced upon him. Suddenly, flames erupted from his head.

A massive Buddha materialized behind Lin Baici, leaning forward and opening its eyes as it blew a breath toward Li Luyou.

Floating Night Rain, Wild Buddha blowing a lamp!

Whoosh!

The flames on Li Luyou’s head were extinguished. His body wavered, but he didn’t die.

"Ahhh!"

For the first time, Li Luyou screamed in anguish.

This Divine Grace inflicted psychological suffering on him.

Lin Baici hurled the paramour pliers!

Storm Hammer!

Whoosh!

The pliers thundered like lightning tearing across the heavens. In the blink of an eye, they struck Li Luyou’s head.

Bam!

Li Luyou fell backward, crashing onto the ground.

Lin Baici teleported, appearing behind Li Luyou and slamming downward at the back of his head.

Great Impression Hand!

To ensure a fatal blow, Lin Baici activated Lightning Flint, determined to leave Li Luyou no chance to evade. Yet, the strength of a god was still too overwhelming.

Moments before Lin Baici’s strike landed on Li Luyou, the space around him twisted and contorted, transporting him to another dimension. Lin Baici didn’t even blink before Li Luyou vanished.

Now, Li Luyou found himself in a strange alley, five meters wide and dozens of meters long. Towering walls rose on both sides, with carvings of various cartoon reliefs adorning their surfaces.

"Is this a labyrinth?"

Lin Baici frowned deeply.

"Did you think you could kill me?"

Li Luyou taunted, his voice tinged with frustration. "How naive!"

"Then come out already!"

Lin Baici sneered coldly.

"I am a god, the supreme and almighty god. I graciously allowed a two-legged ant like you to team up with me, and you have the audacity to be dissatisfied?"

Li Luyou roared in confusion.

Shouldn’t this be the kind of thing worthy of lighting three incense sticks in gratitude to your ancestors?

Why would Lin Baici want to kill him?

For some woman?

Not to mention that he had barely known that woman for a few days. The world is full of women—someone like Lin Baici could have any woman he wanted.

And regarding Hua Yue Yu, he hadn’t even harmed her!

"Because you didn’t respect me!"

Lin Baici stared at the labyrinth corridor’s far end. "Two-legged ant? Who were you talking about?"

"..."

Li Luyou struggled to understand Lin Baici’s mindset, so he attempted to reason with him. "You picked up a dog, you played with it, allowing it to enjoy the happiness of life as a dog. For a dog, that’s already very blessed."

"Respect?"

"Do you respect a dog?"

"I don’t believe any human would risk their life to save a dog!"

"Save your bullshit! Aren’t you a god? Come out here and kill me already!" Lin Baici bellowed. "Why are you hiding?"

Justice?

Vengeance?

Lin Baici wasn’t interested in debating that. Right now, he had only one thought—beat this god to a pulp, then devour him. Otherwise, his rage couldn’t be quelled.

"If you want to die so badly, then go ahead and die!"

Li Luyou sneered. "You’ve squandered my friendship—the most precious thing in this world."

To be honest, being thrashed by Lin Baici wasn’t lethal, but it was pretty painful. Most importantly, it was humiliating.

Ordinarily, when gods shed their disguises and reveal their true forms, divine contamination erupts for humans. Their bodies simply can’t withstand it.

Symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and vomiting occur immediately. Even healthy, normal humans wouldn’t last more than a few minutes before undergoing mutations, losing their human form, and turning into Dead Flesh Men.

But Lin Baici? Nothing happened.

That body of his was truly formidable.

Li Luyou was awestruck.

Still, it didn’t matter. Gods also possessed a specialized Divine Territory, a powerful and enigmatic force that operated by divine laws within its confines.

Anyone who wasn’t a fellow god would have to bow before it.

This video-game labyrinth was Li Luyou’s Divine Territory. Through it, Lin Baici would continually face attacks by characters from games, comics, and animations until his death.

[Go right!]

Eater God directed him.

Lin Baici broke into a sprint.

With his speed, he could cover a hundred meters in just three seconds.

The reliefs on the walls on both sides began to stir. But before they could descend, Lin Baici had already disappeared from sight.

Thirty seconds later, Lin Baici had traversed five labyrinth hallways and spotted Li Luyou.

He was muttering under his breath as he kicked at a wall.

If Lin Baici was no longer around, Xia Hongyao and Gu Qingqiu, two women, likely wouldn’t play with him either. The dream of forming a gaming team was thoroughly shattered.