Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1395 - 604: Thanks to the Gift of Nature, Let’s Eat While It’s Hot!

Chapter 1395: Chapter 604: Thanks to the Gift of Nature, Let’s Eat While It’s Hot!

Wanda Plaza, completely deserted, eerily quiet, as though a ghost could leap out from any corner at any moment.

[Rooftop!]

Gulu gulu!

Lin Baici’s stomach growled, but the pointed direction wasn’t upward to the rooftop, it was eastward—he guessed it must be where his Taboo things were.

Right now, Lin Baici was dressed in nothing but a pair of underwear and the First Kill Champion Ring on the index finger of his left hand.

The ring was a reward obtained in the game!

[Using it, you can summon a Giant Dragon mount to soar through the skies for a short time.]

The Eater God reviewed.

[Besides that, you’ve also randomly acquired two Divine Graces: Steel Body and Storm Hammer.]

Lin Baici began to sprint. After turning a sharp L-shaped corner, he saw the eastern hall where a display stage once showcasing new energy cars was now piled high with a mountain of clothes.

Like a towering mass.

Lin Baici rushed over and started rummaging frantically.

Soon, Lin Baici found his clothes and hurriedly reached into the pocket of his jeans.

Still there!!

Lin Baici felt the White Deer Horn Bone Flute in his grasp, and a delighted expression lit up his face, as though he had swallowed a calming pill!

After all, Lin Baici’s entire fortune was packed in here.

Lin Baici put on his jeans and sweatshirt, wiped the Bone Flute carefully with his hand, and placed it to his lips, blowing twice softly.

The Reindeer was summoned, and Lin Baici pulled the Bodhi Messenger’s Kasaya from the left side pouch, putting it on along with the Dog King Climbing Boots and Gloves of the Colossus Strength. He wielded the Bronze Sword and Paramour Pliers, then took out the Giant’s Finger Bone and stuffed it into his pocket for emergencies.

Fully equipped now, Lin Baici ran toward the elevator.

The elevator descended.

While waiting, Lin Baici walked to the nearby vending machine and smashed it with a single punch.

Bang!

The vending machine’s glass shattered, and Lin Baici reached inside, pulling out a bottle of mineral water.

Entering the elevator, Lin Baici twisted the cap open.

Gulp, gulp!

The cold water rushed down his throat, cooling Lin Baici’s fervent fighting spirit!

First floor!

Second floor!

...

Ding!

The elevator arrived at the rooftop, the doors sliding open.

Lin Baici stepped out and saw the figure lounging on a deck chair, drinking craft beer, bathing in the luminous moonlight, and scrolling idly on his phone.

Occasionally, it would laugh at something amusing on the screen!

Was this guy the God?

Lin Baici threw the half-drunk bottle of mineral water straight at him!

Bam!

The bottle struck Li Luyou heavily, startling him upright like a shrimp bouncing out of water.

Li Luyou straightened his back, twisted his neck around, and spotted Lin Baici.

"What the hell?"

Li Luyou was shocked.

How did this kid manage to escape?

Li Luyou had been overly confident—or rather, as a God, he looked down on humanity. He believed that even a God Hunter couldn’t escape from the super arcade he had built, so he hadn’t bothered deploying any precautions. This lapse left him caught off guard by Lin Baici’s sudden appearance.

Of course, it was mere surprise.

Li Luyou quickly regained his composure and sat back into the deck chair, staring at Lin Baici with curiosity: "Why did you choose to crawl through the sewers?"

Players who leave the Death Hospital would see a fireworks show, and heading there would transition them to the next game.

But as the game designer, Li Luyou believed that every game should have a shortcut to reward lucky players.

Thus, he modeled the sewer escape route after Super Mario, designing it as a fast-track exit from the super arcade.

Li Luyou never anticipated that Lin Baici not only had high intelligence but also unusually good luck.

"Because I could smell your stench from the sewers!"

Lin Baici sneered.

The insulting words made Li Luyou frown: "You must know who I am by now, right? I suggest you show me some respect!"

Tui!

Lin Baici spat on the ground.

"Fine, since your skills are impressive, I’ll tolerate your rudeness!"

Li Luyou curled his lips, then smirked again: "Not going to the fireworks show—do you know what you missed out on?"

"I’ll tell you, Hua Yue Yu is there. And if you beat the Summer Festival, you can earn some truly fantastic rewards."

Lin Baici tightened his grip on the Paramour Pliers: "Are you done talking?"

"You seem pretty angry, huh? But I’d advise you to stay calm,"

Li Luyou could see that Lin Baici was furious, though he didn’t care: "I’m hoping to form a team with you."

"Think about it seriously!"

"It’s a rare chance to game alongside a God—it’s incredibly valuable!"

Lin Baici couldn’t listen to his nonsense anymore and flung the Bronze Sword!

"You talk too much!"

Lin Baici had been trying to analyze Li Luyou’s personality through his words and mannerisms, but his incessant babbling drove him insane.

Whoosh!

The Bronze Sword carried a trace of dark green light as it ripped through the air.

Li Luyou swung his beer bottle to meet it.

Even before the bottle connected with the Bronze Sword, Lin Baici dashed forward, activating Divine Grace.

NO BODY!

Lin Baici appeared directly in front of Li Luyou, lifting the Paramour Pliers and smashing them down on his head.

"Die, bastard!"

Li Luyou felt no panic, confidently swinging the beer bottle to deflect the Bronze Sword while simultaneously unleashing the Divine Territory.

Boom!

A formless force surged outward, distorting the surrounding space into rippling waves.

"You can’t hurt me..."

Li Luyou’s arrogant statement wasn’t even finished before the Paramour Pliers hammered down onto his skull.

Meat Shattering Strike!