Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1385 - 600: Do You Really Think Rule Contamination is Child’s Play?

Chapter 1385: Chapter 600: Do You Really Think Rule Contamination is Child’s Play?

This experience was so novel that it opened a door to a new world for Lin Baici. Adding Su Manni from the outside made it even fresher, but reason told Lin Baici he couldn’t let himself indulge any further.

In this hospital shrouded in death, surviving was the most important thing.

"I’m afraid I won’t make it out alive!"

Tang Keke’s expression was sorrowful. Lin Baici was tall and handsome—an ideal boyfriend. If they could escape, she’d really want to have a relationship with him.

But it seemed there wouldn’t be a chance.

"I’ll do my best!"

Lin Baici patted Tang Keke’s head. "You probably don’t know, but my childhood friend used to watch your dance videos to relieve stress back in senior high."

He knew Tang Keke was acting this way to cozy up to him, but he didn’t mind—it was a fair trade, after all.

After all, he hadn’t been able to hold back, had he?

"Really?"

Tang Keke’s eyes curved as she smiled. "Then we should invite him out for dinner sometime. I’ll dance for him personally!"

"Heh!"

Lin Baici chuckled softly.

Tang Keke could clearly sense that Lin Baici’s attitude toward her had changed. This made her happy, filling her with a greater sense of security.

Song Tian observed this scene and couldn’t help but shake her head inwardly.

Lin Baici, oh Lin Baici—you’re as naive as a salted duck!

Do you even know what it means to use someone and leave? Do you?

Song Tian could tell that Lin Baici didn’t actually like Tang Keke, but because they’d been physically intimate, he started caring about her.

Men like this were easily played like a fiddle by women like Sea Kings.

Lin Baici pulled up his pants, buttoned up his hospital gown, and opened the door to leave.

"Brother Lin!"

Su Manni’s eyes instantly turned red. Shocked and furious, she moved to embrace Lin Baici, trying to push him back into the bathroom.

Damn it!

It was obvious he was done with someone else and it had nothing to do with her.

"Su Manni, you’re my roommate’s ex-girlfriend!"

Lin Baici stood unmoving. With his strength, how could Su Manni possibly budge him?

"What about being an ex-girlfriend?"

Su Manni clung to Lin Baici. "People can cheat even after getting married! Besides, Qian Jiahui and I have already broken up!"

Tang Keke tried to say something but was nudged by Big Sweet Sister.

"Stay out of it!"

Big Sweet Sister grumbled. She admired Lin Baici’s self-control—there were few men who could resist a beauty like Su Manni throwing herself at them.

"I’m trained in dance, my body is perfect, and I’m a university student in traditional opera. Am I still not good enough for you?"

Su Manni’s eyes brimmed with tears.

She was about to say more when a voice came from outside the door—a sycophant teammate shouting.

"Man Ni!"

Bang! Bang!

The sycophant knocked twice on the door before turning the handle and entering directly.

"Man Ni, something big has happened..."

The sycophant froze upon seeing Su Manni holding Lin Baici. He was stunned at first, then his eyes turned red instantly.

"What are you doing here? Get out!"

Su Manni cursed loudly, a wave of despair washing over her!

It was over!

Completely ruined.

"Man Ni, Smiling Buddha, One Bowl Shrimp, and the others saw Elder Zhou’s horrible state. They’ve decided to revolt—to kill all the nurses and break out of this hospital!"

The sycophant explained, "If we don’t do something soon, we’ll all be picked off one by one!"

"Come with me; I’ll protect you!"

The sycophant rushed over, speaking tenderly to Su Manni before glaring at Lin Baici.

He didn’t dare fight, but puffing himself up to look tougher...

That, he could do!

Otherwise, he’d lose face in front of Su Manni.

Lin Baici didn’t react, but Su Manni slapped the sycophant across the face with a resounding "smack."

"Who asked you to meddle?"

Su Manni scolded him. "Even if I die, I don’t need you to save me!"

"Man Ni!"

The sycophant looked heartbroken. No matter how much he loved her, he couldn’t win her sincerity in return.

Big Sweet Sister and Tang Keke emerged from the bathroom, sweat glistening on their skin and clothes disheveled.

The sycophant, a frequent watcher of adult films and historical internet memes, immediately understood what they’d been up to.

Swoosh!

His gaze landed on Lin Baici, wide-eyed and slack-jawed.

Two at once?

Scumbag!

Tsk!

Yet deep down, he couldn’t help but feel a pang of envy. Let alone Tang Keke, small and adorable as she was—some people liked that type. But Big Sweet Sister? With her looks and figure, she was easily on par with Su Manni.

What luck this damn Lin dog had!

Lin Baici frowned. "When are they making their move?"

The sycophant pretended not to hear.

Smack!

Su Manni slapped him again. "Brother Lin asked you a question—are you mute now?"

"They were already starting when I came out!"

The sycophant reached out to grab Su Manni’s hand. "Let’s move quickly. While they’re distracting the nurses, we can sneak away unnoticed!"

Su Manni looked at Lin Baici. "Is that feasible?"

"You’ll die!"

Lin Baici’s response was succinct.

"Have you tried? How can you be so sure?"

The sycophant retorted angrily. "Man Ni, this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. Come with me now!"

"Let go of me!"

Su Manni shook off the sycophant’s hand and immediately clung to Lin Baici’s arm. "I’ll stay with Brother Lin!"

"Brother Lin, you won’t abandon me, will you?"

Su Manni pitifully pleaded, her voice soft and wheedling.

The sycophant clenched his fists. If he could beat Lin Baici, he would’ve already taken action.

Bam!

The door was kicked open.

"Everyone, come out—kill the nurses, burn the hospital!"

Smiling Buddha shouted before moving on to the next room.

[Don’t they know better than to overestimate themselves? Now, look—it’s all heading straight for disaster!]

[Do they really think breaking the rules here is just some kindergarten game?]