Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1384 - 599 Lin Da Hungry Man’s First Meal! _2

Chapter 1384: Chapter 599 Lin Da Hungry Man’s First Meal! _2

"Was it Big Cousin who did it?"

Tang Keke guessed.

"Of course!"

Big Sweet Sister got up, walked over to Zhao Qing, and checked her breathing.

None!

Her expression changed abruptly, and she pressed Zhao Qing’s chest, performing CPR and giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Big Sweet Sister was trying to save Zhao Qing mainly to have one more person around, one more body to share the torment from the monster nurses.

A few minutes later, Lin Baici returned.

"Big Cousin!"

Tang Keke cried tears of joy, throwing herself into Lin Baici’s arms and holding him tightly, her voice full of gratitude: "I thought you abandoned us!"

"What happened to Zhao Qing?"

Lin Baici patted Tang Keke’s back: "Let go of me!"

Tang Keke quickly explained a few things.

"Just now, it was you pretending to be one of those monster nurses’ colleagues and calling them away, right?"

Big Sweet Sister, having stayed in a hospital before, knew that the nurse station’s phone could directly call the ward bedsides, summoning people through the intercom.

"Mm-hmm!"

Lin Baici walked over to Zhao Qing. "Let me try!"

"It’s probably too late!"

Big Sweet Sister sighed. "If only she could’ve held on a little longer, until you called the nurses away, she might have survived. What a pity, such bad luck."

"The nurse station had a nurse on duty. I took a big risk tricking her into leaving!"

Lin Baici sighed. Once that on-duty nurse left, he impersonated one of the monster nurses’ colleagues, forcing the nurses in this ward to leave immediately. But it was still too late.

Hearing this, Tang Keke let out a breath of relief, her heart flooded with gratitude. If she had chosen Bed 5 earlier, she would have been taken before Zhao Qing.

Which means, she would be the one dead right now.

Lin Baici interlocked his hands, pressing Zhao Qing’s chest, and tilted her neck for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

[It’s no use. Just let it go!]

[What a waste of a roadside wild fruit—rotting before even tasting it!]

The Eater God commented.

Lin Baici gave up. Initially, he was going to cover Zhao Qing with a sheet and call it a day. But after some thought, since she was already dead, he decided to give her some final dignity.

"Help her put on some clothes, tidy up her remains."

Lin Baici walked to the restroom door. "How are you feeling?"

"Nauseous, dizzy, and my head’s splitting!"

Su Manni looked miserable and full of worry. "Who knows what medicine they made me take?"

Some drugs are absorbed quickly by the body. Even vomiting can’t undo the damage. Stomach pumping and IV fluids are essential, but that’s clearly not an option now.

"Get some rest."

Lin Baici had no other solutions.

Su Manni flushed the toilet, came out, her entire being deflated, and collapsed onto the bed.

"Am I going to die?"

Su Manni began crying, especially after seeing Zhao Qing’s corpse. She felt even more helpless. "Brother Lin, do you think we can make it out of here alive?"

"We can!"

Lin Baici comforted her. "Don’t overthink it. Just sleep for a bit."

"Brother Lin, can I hug you?"

Su Manni pleaded.

Seeing Su Manni so weak, Lin Baici softened his heart and didn’t refuse, sitting by her bedside.

Su Manni struggled to sit up and hugged Lin Baici.

Within minutes, she had fallen asleep.

"Dead... she’s dead?"

Tang Keke panicked.

Gulp!

Big Sweet Sister swallowed hard, feeling a chill run through her. She hugged herself tightly.

"No!"

Lin Baici helped Su Manni lie back down, covered her with the blanket, and then walked into the restroom.

Su Manni’s saliva and cold sweat from her fright had gotten on him; he wanted to clean himself up.

Big Sweet Sister glanced at Zhao Qing’s lifeless body, then at the sleeping Su Manni, and finally at Tang Keke, who was curling up on the bed, hugging her knees.

This can’t go on!

I can’t die here—I need to save myself.

Big Sweet Sister understood her predicament: the idea of leaving this deathtrap of a hospital through personal effort was nothing short of a pipe dream. The only chance she had was to rely on Lin Baici.

But why would he help her?

Because she’s a famous streamer? Because she’s got a great body and good looks?

Maybe that would work with other men, but for Lin Baici...

He doesn’t care about those things.

Just look at Su Manni—despite all her efforts to cozy up to him, she’s completely ignored.

Damn it!

She had no choice but to risk it, to try bonding with him at least.

Lin Baici opened the door to find Big Sweet Sister standing there.

"You need to use the restroom?"

As Lin Baici was about to step out, Big Sweet Sister stepped inside, wrapped her arms around him, and kissed him right on the lips.

In that moment, Song Tian moved with agility, locking the door behind her with a quick flick of her hand.

[After lingering in God’s ruins for this long, it’s time for a little dessert—a change of pace!]

The Eater God suggested.

Lin Baici pushed Song Tian’s head away. "Big Sweet Sister!"

"I may be 27, but I’ve never ’experienced’ that. I don’t want to die not knowing what it’s like to be a woman!"

Big Sweet Sister had carefully considered her words, choosing what would most likely pique Lin Baici’s interest. Her actions were swift and unrelenting, giving him no time to resist. She dropped to her knees and parted her lips.

Lin Baici took a step back with his left foot. But this time, he didn’t push Song Tian away. He placed his hand on her head.

Taking a step back,

This was a gentleman’s last shred of restraint.

Lin Baici was as normal as anyone could be. But the constant exposure to rule-based corruption and ceaseless death had stretched his nerves to their limit. He needed to relax.

If it had been Su Manni, Lin Baici would have flatly refused; he didn’t lack women. But with Big Sweet Sister, combined with her words, he acquiesced.

Admittedly, he didn’t care about Song Tian’s status as a top Seafood Platform streamer—could she possibly rival Hua Yue Yu in fame? However, her looks and figure were undeniably attractive.

At Haijing Polytechnic, she might struggle to win the title of campus beauty, but she’d definitely be a contender for departmental beauty. Plus, at 27, she knew how to be attentive and caring.

Tang Keke watched as Big Sweet Sister entered the restroom, and the sound inside fell silent. She realized what was happening.

No way?

She’s that bold?

But then again!

For someone as handsome as Lin Baici, Big Sweet Sister wasn’t losing out at all!

She might even have hit the jackpot!

Tang Keke quickly jumped off the bed and rushed to the restroom door, twisting the handle.

Damn it!

It was locked!

Lin Baici relished Big Sweet Sister’s tenderness—it felt like soaking in moonlight by a quiet midnight forest and swimming in a tranquil lake.

Time ticked on.

Lin Baici found himself slightly captivated.

Big Sweet Sister steadied herself against the sink, glancing at her reflection in the mirror, her long hair swinging lightly.

"Tang Keke’s outside!"

The restroom door was frosted glass. Though it was blurry, a vague figure could be seen beyond it.

Lin Baici’s body tensed.

Big Sweet Sister chuckled and suddenly opened the door.

"What are you doing?"

Lin Baici was startled, and Tang Keke was no exception. She looked like a deer caught in headlights. She quickly shot a glance at the two of them and turned away immediately.

"Want to come in?"

Big Sweet Sister teased.

Tang Keke’s face turned crimson. She wanted to run but couldn’t bring herself to leave.

"If you don’t come in, I’ll close the door again!"

Big Sweet Sister noticed Lin Baici reaching to shut the door and grabbed his wrist. "Is this really the spot you should be touching?"

Tang Keke hesitated for a moment,

And stepped inside!

"Brother Lin!"

Tang Keke hugged Lin Baici from behind.

Big Sweet Sister knew Tang Keke would try the same thing if she herself made the first move. So instead of resisting, she played it to her own advantage. This way, Tang Keke was nothing more than a decorative sideshow, her status plummeting.

Song Tian’s staying power on Seafood Platform wasn’t just for show—she had her tricks.

Meanwhile, Su Manni, having taken sleeping pills, had tried her best to vomit them up but still absorbed some. In her deep sleep, her body wrestled with discomfort. When she woke up and found the ward eerily empty, she was scared out of her mind.

"Brother Lin? Brother Lin?"

Su Manni shouted, her voice breaking into sobs. "Waaah, don’t leave me behind!"

She climbed off the bed, about to leave the ward to look for them, when she suddenly heard noises coming from the restroom.

Swish!

Su Manni turned back.

No way, seriously?

Three of them inside playing... without me?

Su Manni was furious and panicked, wobbling her way to the restroom door. She wanted to bang on it but hesitated mid-air.

"Brother Lin, are you in there?"

Su Manni spoke softly, her pride barely stopping her from blurting out, "Add me too. I’m really good at cards."

Lin Baici felt mortified.

"Four people—hey, we can play mahjong!"

Tang Keke suggested.

"Doesn’t matter to me!"

Big Sweet Sister chuckled. After all, her goal was already achieved.

"Play my ass!"

Lin Baici flicked Tang Keke on the forehead. "Are you thinking about survival or not? We have actual things to do! Stop wasting time!"