Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1373 - 595 Terrifying Female Nurse!_4

Chapter 1373: Chapter 595 Terrifying Female Nurse!_4

"I’ve broken up with Qian Jiahui!"

Su Manni knew exactly what Lin Baici was displeased about and quickly tried to explain.

"Your breakup has nothing to do with me!"

Lin Baici was speechless. It wasn’t like he had a fetish for sleeping with his roommate’s girlfriend.

Big Sweet Sister saw this unfold and immediately felt a sense of crisis.

It made sense—Lin Baici had already saved her once. There was no reason for him to keep looking out for her.

When it came to looks and figure, Su Manni wasn’t lacking.

She had to pay back Big Cousin as soon as possible!

Lin Baici turned around and quietly shared something with Song Tian, Tang Keke, and the others. All the while, he kept a close watch on the female nurses. The moment they showed any sign of noticing, he would stop immediately.

The nurse in the blue cap was squatting beside Zheng Yu Huang, drawing his blood.

"Still drawing?"

Tang Keke looked on, trembling in fear. After filling the tube, the nurse emptied the blood onto the floor without hesitation. By now, it was already the fourth tube.

"You... you’re really skilled!"

Zheng Yu Huang endured his terror and managed to squeeze out a compliment.

The nurse in the blue cap finally let him go. After putting a blue wristband on him, she returned to the nurse’s station: "Next!"

While everyone hesitated, Su Manni walked up.

"Sis, your skin looks amazing! How do you keep it so nice?"

Su Manni—a high-level "green tea bitch"—was a natural at this kind of thing. Within seconds, she’d flattered the nurse in the blue cap into a state of euphoria, ready to swear sisterhood on the spot.

After completing the entire admission process, Su Manni was entirely unscathed.

"Thank you, Brother Lin!"

Su Manni clung to Lin Baici again. Without his guidance, she’d have ended up just as miserable as Zheng Yu Huang.

Fourth in line was Big Sweet Sister.

She was someone who relied on emotional intelligence to keep her footing. Dealing with the female nurse was no problem for her. She, too, passed smoothly. Afterward, Zhao Qing, Wang Xiao, and Tang Keke squeezed forward.

"What’s the rush? One at a time!"

The nurse scolded.

"Big Cousin, help us out!"

The Laughing Buddha and One Bowl of Shrimp slinked over, wearing ingratiating smiles.

[A thoroughly selfish person—when you’re in trouble, don’t count on him to help you!]

[Pure self-interest is his game!]

Eater God commented.

Lin Baici glanced at One Bowl of Shrimp. Clearly, Eater God was referring to him.

"I’m good friends with Sister Fish!"

Laughing Buddha tried to leverage their connection.

"So what?"

Lin Baici shot back.

"Um..."

Laughing Buddha was stumped, unsure how to respond.

"Figure it out yourself!"

Lin Baici was more concerned for Hua Yue Yu and the others’ safety.

"Big Cousin!"

Batugel looked nervous.

"Here’s what you do..."

Lin Baici shared a key detail with him.

"I’ll pay you money!"

Pony strolled over and directly offered, "Is a million enough?"

"Do I look like I need your money?!"

Lin Baici frowned. What kind of question was "Is it enough?" Pony’s tone was irritating.

"Are you nuts?"

Even Laughing Buddha was furious. If you’re going to make an empty promise, why not make it big? Why not say five million?

Everyone could see that Lin Baici was the most likely to survive this death hospital.

"What are you all doing? No shouting, get in line!"

The nurse who had been waiting by the elevator earlier yelled at Lin Baici and the others. Then she ordered, "You six, come with me!"

In this hospital, the rooms held six people each. Once she had enough people, she naturally had to lead them over.

"Stop dawdling, hurry!"

The nurse urged.

"Big Cousin, don’t leave!"

"Help us out!"

"We’re begging you!"

Everyone pleaded softly, even bowing to Lin Baici.

"Hurry up!"

The nurse pushed them along.

Instead of taking the six straight to the room, she led them to the water room first.

"Over there, line up!"

The nurse picked up a high-pressure water gun, turned the faucet on, and started spraying Lin Baici and the others—just like washing animals.

Once everyone was cleaned, the nurse tossed them a single towel.

"Brother Lin, you use it first!"

Su Manni handed the towel to Lin Baici.

"Sis, could we get a few more towels?"

Lin Baici smiled.

The nurse glanced at Lin Baici, then suddenly turned on the high-pressure water gun and sprayed him directly.

[Don’t dodge!]

Eater God warned.

Lin Baici suppressed his inclination to avoid the water.

Big Sweet Sister was gutsy—she gritted her teeth and stepped in front of Lin Baici, blocking the water spray for him.