Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1372 - 595 Terrifying Female Nurse!_3

Chapter 1372: Chapter 595 Terrifying Female Nurse!_3

The two female nurses placed Elder Zhou on the hospital bed, tied him securely with straps, and wheeled the bed with its rollers toward the elevator designated for surgeries.

"Hurry up, fill out your name, do the check-up, and complete the admission procedures!"

A female nurse wearing a blue cap tapped her finger on the desk, urging everyone.

No one dared to move; all eyes turned to Lin Baici.

Lin Baici walked forward.

[Keep smiling, show at least eight teeth, be polite, stay courteous.]

[Praise their skills, say you’ll inform the head nurse!]

Eater God’s commentary.

The nurse took out a form for Lin Baici to fill in, along with a thermometer, which she flicked briskly.

"Miss Nurse, your fingers are so beautiful!"

Holding the pen, Lin Baici praised her as he wrote, "The way you flick the thermometer is so elegant—unlike me. My mom says when I do it, it looks like my fingers got caught by a crab."

"Pfft haha!"

The humor in Lin Baici’s remark made all the nurses standing around burst into laughter.

Name, age, weight...

Lin Baici quickly filled out everything.

"Here, under your arm, tuck this!"

The female nurse handed Lin Baici the thermometer.

"Do you have a boyfriend, Miss Nurse?"

Lin Baici asked with a smile, taking the thermometer and tucking it under his arm.

The nurse in the blue cap didn’t reply.

"Am I qualified to treat you to a meal?"

Lin Baici kept probing.

"You’re way too talkative!"

The female nurse’s face stiffened, and she shot Lin Baici a glare.

The people nearby shivered at her words, sensing Lin Baici might’ve said something wrong and could end up getting a beating.

If Lin Baici also got taken to the operating room, what would they do?

Despite being rebuked, Lin Baici continued to smile, like always.

The nurse lowered her head and muttered under her breath, "If the head nurse hears, I’d get scolded!"

"Come on, stretch out your arm, let’s check your blood pressure!"

The nurse grabbed a blood pressure monitor, instructing Lin Baici to insert his arm inside.

"You’re so pretty, wouldn’t the head nurse be reluctant to scold you?"

Lin Baici asked wittily.

The nurse rolled her eyes. "The head nurse is a woman!"

"Systolic 125, diastolic 80. Thermometer, give it to me: 36.7!"

Before the nurse grabbed her pen, Lin Baici offered, "Here, let me jot it down!"

"Now let’s draw some blood!"

The nurse opened a small box with a red cross on it, quickly unwrapping packaging and pulling out a disposable syringe.

Without hesitation, Lin Baici extended his arm.

The nurse tied a strap onto his arm, bypassing any disinfectant swabs, and plunged the syringe straight into a blood vessel at the crook of his arm, starting the process.

Inside, Lin Baici cursed furiously, yet his face was still beaming like sunshine in spring, bright and warm: "Your technique is incredible—I can’t even feel a thing!"

"I must tell the head nurse—she should always let you draw my blood."

The nurse, clearly pleased, initially planned to draw five vials of blood. But now, after just one, she withdrew the syringe and casually handed Lin Baici a disinfectant swab.

"Press it yourself!"

After strapping a blue plastic wristband around Lin Baici’s left wrist, the admission procedures were officially complete: "Go wait over there!"

Su Manni wanted to go next, but Zheng Yu Huang moved faster, springing forward in two big strides to stand before the nurse.

"Miss Nurse, hello!"

Zheng Yu Huang thought Lin Baici had charmed the nurse into a good mood, so being second in line should be safe.

"Fill out the form!"

The nurse adjusted her blue cap, flicking the thermometer again.

"Miss Nurse, your movements are so graceful!"

Zheng Yu Huang mimicked Lin Baici’s lines, attempting to praise her.

The nurse rolled her eyes. I’ve heard that one before. Can’t you try something new?

"Open your mouth!"

"Huh?"

Zheng Yu Huang looked confused. "Open my mouth for what?"

"To measure your temperature!"

The nurse explained.

"Wait, isn’t this supposed to go under the armpit?"

Thinking his question was reasonable, Zheng Yu Huang voiced his doubt, which immediately annoyed the nurse.

"Are you questioning my professional expertise now?"

Her words barely finished before the nurse stabbed the thermometer straight at Zheng Yu Huang’s face.

She moved too quickly for Zheng Yu Huang to dodge.

Thud!

The thermometer pierced through Zheng Yu Huang’s cheek.

"Agh!"

Zheng Yu Huang screamed, stumbling backward.

"Don’t retreat—apologize!"

Lin Baici reminded him.

Stopping in his tracks, Zheng Yu Huang thought of Elder Zhou’s fate. If he backed away, he might end up with a broken leg and a spot in the operating room.

"I’m sorry!"

Zheng Yu Huang apologized obediently, not daring to touch the thermometer embedded in his face.

"Stretch out your arm—let’s check blood pressure!"

The nurse scoffed.

With the blood pressure cuff strapped on, the nurse pressed a button.

In an instant, Zheng Yu Huang collapsed to the floor, trembling uncontrollably.

"Shit!"

Laughing Buddha blurted out.

The device was electrified.

The current was strong. Zheng Yu Huang lay on the ground convulsing, even losing control of his bladder.

The crowd froze in terror.

Was taking blood pressure always this horrifying?

"Brother Lin?"

Su Manni looked at Lin Baici expectantly. "What should I do?"

"Big Cousin?"

Big Sweet Sister was panicking now. If she got electrocuted and wet herself, it’d be way too embarrassing.

Considering Su Manni had dutifully followed his orders earlier by guarding the protective door, Lin Baici decided to reward her. Leaning in towards her, he whispered: "Think of something flattering to say to the nurse, keep smiling no matter what happens, and show at least eight teeth!"

"Okay, okay!"

Su Manni nodded enthusiastically, then threw her arms around Lin Baici and planted a kiss on his cheek: "Brother Lin, you’re so good to me!"

Lin Baici pushed Su Manni away. Whose girlfriend do you think you are?