Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1357 - 591: Big Cousin, You Really Are a God! (Two updates of 12,000 words, asking for monthly passes!)_2

Chapter 1357: Chapter 591: Big Cousin, You Really Are a God! (Two updates of 12,000 words, asking for monthly passes!)_2

Here’s the translated text:

Thirty meters away, a garbage truck was parked with seven or eight black garbage bins taller than a person stacked on top. The stench was drifting over from there.

"Spread out, look for clues!"

Lin Baici ordered, "Don’t go too far, just search nearby!"

Based on previous experiences with God’s taboo games, the taboo things contaminated by rule radiation were generally found nearby.

Everyone scattered.

Lin Baici walked toward the garbage truck, planning to focus on it for inspection.

"It smells terrible!"

Su Manni covered her nose, her face screaming disgust.

"In a while, you’ll go search through the garbage bins!"

Lin Baici commanded.

"Huh?"

Su Manni froze.

"What? Don’t want to?"

Lin Baici retorted. He couldn’t stand people like Su Manni. Wanting to cling to someone influential? Fine, that’s human nature. But could you quit whining?

It’s so annoying!

"I’m— I’m willing, Brother Lin, I’ll do whatever you ask!"

Su Manni knew how to play the weak card.

"I’ll help you!"

Batugel couldn’t help swallowing hard as he watched Su Manni’s hips sway while she walked.

It seemed Big Cousin didn’t like her much?

Does that mean I’ve got a shot?

For Batugel, women like Su Manni were premium—he hadn’t encountered one like her in his entire life.

He wanted to experience it just once.

"Is it your turn?"

The guy known as Simp glared unhappily at Batugel. "Keep your disgusting gaze in check. Man Ni, I’ll help you!"

Batugel quickly strode forward and slapped Simp right across the face.

Slap!

"Got the guts to say that again?"

Batugel’s tiger eyes glared fiercely.

Goddammit!

I fear Lin Baici, but I don’t fear you!

"Oh, so you think you’ve got a reason to be eyeballing my classmate’s ass, is that it?"

Simp fired back angrily. He felt he was in the right, and honestly, he was genuinely pissed.

He was heated.

This guy’s been sneaking glances at Su Manni’s behind nonstop.

It wasn’t sitting right with him.

When I watched it for the first time, I didn’t even sneak around about it!

Simp felt like he’d been dealt a bad hand.

"Brother Lin, look, he’s bullying me!"

Su Manni whined coquettishly.

Lin Baici couldn’t be bothered with this crap.

Batugel had been worried about Lin Baici’s reaction earlier, but now seeing him straight-up ignoring this woman, Batugel perked up and slapped Simp again on the face, hard.

Slap!

"You got a say in this?"

After cursing, Batugel spat phlegm straight onto Simp’s face. "I won’t just look—I’ll touch, too!"

Batugel reached out and smacked Su Manni’s butt with his hand.

Smack!

Oh man,

That texture feels incredible!

"You son of a..."

Simp raged and lunged at Batugel, but Batugel extended his hand and grabbed Simp by the throat.

As Batugel’s fingers tightened, Simp’s face immediately turned beet-red.

He was suffocating!

"Tsk, little wimp like you—I could take on ten of you!"

Batugel glanced flirtatiously at Su Manni.

Su Manni ignored him, instead jogging over to Lin Baici and clung to his arm. "Brother Lin, look at what he did! My butt’s all red now!"

Su Manni turned slightly to show Lin Baici.

Lin Baici promptly kicked her on the butt.

"Ah!"

Su Manni let out a shriek, stumbling forward several steps, almost falling over.

"Knock it off!"

I don’t have the damn time to deal with your nonsense!

Lin Baici furrowed his brows, standing in front of the garbage truck. "You two seem full of energy, huh? Come on, go dig through the garbage bins!"

Big Sweet Sister watched Lin Baici’s utter lack of tenderness for women and couldn’t help but feel a mixture of schadenfreude and shock.

Brutal!

Tang Keke and her Bestie Peanut Butter saw Lin Baici treating Su Manni this way and felt a chill run through their hearts.

After all, neither of them had a body or looks to match Su Manni’s.

Zhao Qing had initially been planning to latch onto Lin Baici’s influence, but now she didn’t dare entertain the thought. What qualifications did she even have?

"Got it, Big Cousin!"

Batugel released Simp. He understood that once he chickened out, he couldn’t escape the fate of being bossed around—even trying to fight it would just earn him more beatings, so he chose the obedient route.

"Ugh, I’m not doing it!"

Simp clutched his neck, his face filled with frustration and indignation. "Lin Baici, if you push me, I’ll report you to the school—make sure you don’t even finish your freshman year!"

Lin Baici was stunned and turned to Su Manni. "The simp you picked—this is the quality?"

Su Manni felt humiliated, her value dragged down by the guy’s behavior. "Are you brain-dead? Brother Lin could casually gift someone a BMW X5 worth seventy, eighty grand. Do you actually think he’s a regular college student?"

"Do you think the school’s principal would expel a student like him?"

She berated, "I’m telling you—even if the principal wants to, the dean probably wouldn’t allow it!"

Tang Keke, Peanut Butter, and the others stared at Lin Baici in shock after hearing these words.

You filthy rich bastard!

"I can vouch for this—I’m a Porsche salesperson. Mr. Lin purchased his Palamera from my showroom!"

Zhao Qing hurriedly chimed in.

A chance to play along and boost her sense of presence? Impossible to pass up.

"No way, Big Cousin—you’re this handsome and obscenely wealthy? How’s anyone else supposed to survive?"

Zheng Yu Huang joked before turning eager to please. "Speaking of which, the circles you’re in must be super high-end—could you let me have a taste of that world?"

Big Sweet Sister had originally thought her wealth gave her an edge, but now it was clear Big Cousin was leagues ahead—using money to boss him around wasn’t happening.

"Man Ni, everything I do is for you!"

Simp’s face was full of bitterness.

"I don’t need it!"

Su Manni replied coldly and harshly.

Batugel climbed onto the garbage truck and took a peek inside one of the tall black garbage bins. "Big Cousin, they’re all filled with stuff inside black plastic bags!"