Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1203 - 556: God Creates!_2

Chapter 1203: Chapter 556: God Creates!_2

That harsh?

The young man flashed Lin Baici a grin. The girl was dressed in a tank top and hot pants, head bowed, but within seconds, she couldn’t help but sneak peeks at Lin Baici.

That handsome?

He’s really that merciless?

Such an elegant scumbag,

But I like it!

"Get out!"

Lin Baici barked an order!

The couple scrammed quickly, and upon reaching the door, they saw five young men outside chatting and smoking, puffing away.

Three of them turned to size up the couple then paid them no further attention, undisturbed by the thought that these two might gossip about what happened inside.

The couple ran out of the bar, reaching the safety of the street, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Those five guys still don’t know one of their buddies is licking the urinal!"

The young man lamented.

They had hidden in a stall, overhearing the conversations outside.

That young man who had been looking for trouble,

Got dealt with.

"Let’s go, find a budget hotel!"

The girl pulled her boyfriend along, hurrying.

"Wait, you’re still in the mood?"

After the young man said this, he looked at his girlfriend’s flushed cheeks and hurried breathing, completely baffled—what’s the situation here?

Did we discover a new kink?

He had met this girl on some app, and they had been dating for three months.

"Are you coming or not?"

The girl turned back and glared at the young man.

"I’m coming!"

The young man’s response was firm; not to go would be foolish!

Ten minutes later, the two found a Hanting chain and checked into a room.

Upon entering, the girl pounced on her boyfriend.

"Damn it, she better not see me as a substitute meal for that guy?"

The young man was speechless.

But a few minutes later, as his girlfriend unveiled new moves, he got so lost in the thrill, forgetting himself.

Thank you to that guy!

...

When Qi Heng came to his senses, he saw himself crouching by the urinal with a sticky, damp mouth and a strong whiff of urine.

And the smell from the urinal itself, like fireworks shooting straight into his nose.

Blargh! Blargh!

Qi Heng vomited.

"How does it taste?"

Lin Baici pulled out a cigarette: "Come over, let’s talk!"

"You... you’re a God Hunter?"

Qi Heng’s expression showed his uncertainty.

Lin Baici nodded.

"..."

Qi Heng’s inner turmoil burst out, and he coughed up blood—so that’s it, a broke loser, by what right does he get such a top-quality beauty so devoted? Turns out he’s a God Hunter.

Blargh! Blargh!

Qi Heng feigned vomiting, his mind racing on how to deal with this situation—it should be possible to settle with money, right?

"Seen this before?"

Lin Baici pulled out the document representing a Jiuzhou Security Bureau employee: "Given your status, you should have seen these, right?"

"You’re with the Security Bureau?"

Qi Heng was completely stunned; when buying those Buddha Beads, the middleman had warned him emphatically to avoid the Jiuzhou Security Bureau’s detection, otherwise, it would be a big problem.

Lin Baici flicked his finger.

Pop!

The cigarette fell in front of Qi Heng.

The floor was not wet with urine, but it was definitely not clean either. For someone with Qi Heng’s status, this was humiliating, but he was flexible enough to bend without being urged by Lin Baici; he lit the cigarette himself and took a drag.

"Brother, whatever it is, we can talk!"

Qi Heng approached: "You can ask around about how I treat my friends!"

Qi Heng just wanted to placate Lin Baici, to settle this matter quickly and stop any further pursuit, but for some reason, after taking a couple of drags, he found himself increasingly fond of this young man and wanted to be friends.

"Tell me the origin of these Buddha Beads!"

Whether or not they can be consumed is beside the point, the priority is to find out which God they came from.

"A broker approached me, saying he had something good, you know us, what haven’t we indulged in? There’s hardly anything left that piques our interest!"

Qi Heng explained: "Following the broker’s introduction, I met Master Zhang, who took a divination for me, and believe it or not, it was quite accurate. So I bought these luck-changing Buddha Beads!"

"Master Zhang said that the beads could change one’s luck; just pray to them when you want to do something, and it will succeed!"

Qi Heng, while speaking, was eyeing the Buddha Beads in Lin Baici’s hand, itching to snatch them back instantly.

"Where does Master Zhang live? Do you have his contact information?"

Lin Baici inquired.

"I don’t know where he lives, and I don’t have his contact. Everything was arranged by the broker, and when I went there, I even wore a hood."

Qi Heng took a puff: "Can you believe it? If this was overseas, I wouldn’t have agreed to such a meeting arrangement even if you killed me!"

"What about the broker?"

Lin Baici persisted.

"I have his phone number, but he said, don’t contact him for no reason. He won’t answer."

Qi Heng, under the influence of the trusted brand cigarette, answered every question.

"Call that person, say your second-generation friend wants to buy the luck-changing Buddha Beads!"

Lin Baici commanded.

Qi Heng hesitated for a moment, but still took out his phone and called the broker, only to find no one answered.

"You see?"

Qi Heng spread his hands, indicating he was helpless.

Lin Baici pondered; if this was just a typical case of Taboo things abuse, he would be too lazy to question it himself and simply report it to the Security Bureau to let the relevant department handle it.

But this case involved a God.

"Next time that broker contacts you, notify me right away!"

Lin Baici advised.

"Okay!"

Qi Heng looked at the Buddha Beads in Lin Baici’s hand: "Can I have them back?"

Lin Baici thought for a moment, then tossed them to Qi Heng: "Just don’t use them!"

"Definitely, definitely!"

Qi Heng caught the Buddha Beads, delicately wiping them as if Lin Baici’s touch had soiled them.