Deities Are All Just My Food -
Chapter 1202 - 556: God Creates!
Chapter 1202: Chapter 556: God Creates!
In the restroom, the rock music from the bar could be heard.
Just as Qi Heng was about to pray devoutly once more, Lin Baici’s large hand slapped his face.
Slap!
Qi Heng’s head jerked to the side as he staggered a step sideways, his cheek visibly swelling.
"You dare hit me?"
Qi Heng’s eyes bulged with rage, completely shocked and about to throw out harsh words.
Slap!
Lin Baici slapped Qi Heng again, then snatched the string of vajra bodhi prayer beads from his hand.
"You, a mere human, dare to use taboo things? Not afraid of being polluted into a Dead Flesh Man, huh?"
Lin Baici snorted coldly.
"Uh..."
Hearing words like taboo things, Dead Flesh Man, and pollution, Qi Heng instantly tensed up: "How... how do you know about this?"
That shouldn’t be possible, right?
Judging by the young man’s attire, at most he was from a well-off family; how could he possibly know about taboo things like these?
And yet he was so certain, and the way he fidgeted with the fortune-turning Buddha Beads in his hand, not the least bit anxious—it was obvious he was used to handling taboo things.
Qi Heng hadn’t forgotten the nervous and excited look on his face when he first received the prayer beads from Master Zhang, nor the panicked expressions of his buddies when he showed it off to them.
Because this thing was terrifying, mishandling it could lead to rule pollution.
But why wasn’t this young man afraid?
Could it be that he was a God Hunter?
No,
No way!
How could a God Hunter be so young?
Qi Heng watched Lin Baici with a bewildered gaze: "You... you are... a God..."
If the other person really was one,
That would be big trouble!
"Hehe!"
Lin Baici chuckled, his right thumb examining the prayer beads: "Go, lick the toilet bowl!"
After he spoke, he felt as if the prayer beads were like a vortex, generating a suction force, and then something was pulled from his body through his thumb.
"Hmm?"
Lin Baici raised an eyebrow; this thing was a bit strange.
Qi Heng paused, then proceeded to the urinal closest to him, crouched down, grabbed the edges, and stuck out his tongue, beginning to lick it.
Hiss-sluurp! Hiss-sluurp!
Qi Heng didn’t care whether it was dirty, he licked with gusto.
"Hypnotic effect?"
Lin Baici inspected the prayer beads.
[God’s creation, the fortune-turning prayer beads, it’s not a hypnotic effect, but rather, when you hold it, the wishes in your heart have a good chance of coming true!]
[But you must pay with your luck!]
[The bigger the wish, the more luck you pay!]
Eater God commented.
"Fortune?"
Lin Baici was taken aback: "Is it the same as one’s fate?"
[Correct!]
"Is luck tangible, too?"
To Lin Baici, things like luck seemed intangible, but now, according to Eater God’s explanation, it had become a form of payment.
[It’s not tangible, but a form of strength that humans cannot understand, similar to the force of life!]
"How can one know how much luck a person has?"
Lin Baici was curious.
[Hard to determine, too many unknown factors.]
[As luck diminishes, the person becomes unluckier, with everything going against them, and the risk of dying accidentally greatly increases!]
Lin Baici got nervous: "So just now when I made this guy lick the toilet, how much luck did he lose?"
[About as much as going to a public place tomorrow, being falsely accused of being a voyeur, taken to the police station, and hassling for half a day before being cleared!]
[However, you don’t need to worry, this bad luck doesn’t take effect immediately but will randomly erupt later in life!]
[But the more you use this prayer bead, the sooner and more frequently the bad luck will strike.]
"That’s kind of awesome!"
The texture of the bodhi prayer beads was pleasant to the touch.
[Your Ask God Turtle Shell operates on a similar form of strength.]
There was vomit left unflushed in the urinal, which Qi Heng licked without batting an eye, his little tongue working feverishly.
"What does ’God’s creation’ mean?"
Lin Baici recalled what Eater God just said: "Aren’t taboo things all made from God’s bones or God’s radiation causing pollution?"
[The existence of a God, alive or dead, always radiates a mysterious energy, which pollutes other lives and objects under its influence into taboo things!]
[Such taboo things are random creations, the pollution they spread is unknown.]
[God’s creation refers to objects intentionally infused with God’s Ability and rules by a God to produce a specific type of taboo thing that radiates specific pollution.]
"So you’re saying, a living God made this!"
Lin Baici felt the prayer beads.
[Yes.]
[Find it! Consume it!]
Gulp!
Lin Baici swallowed, recalling the satisfying fullness after eating a God.
Extremely satisfying! Extremely blissful!
"But that’s a God; I don’t seem strong enough to beat it, right?"
Lin Baici was worried; thinking it over, he knew that a God surely wouldn’t lie down and be eaten without resisting. Furthermore, the God was certainly hiding within human society—how to uncover it?
And lastly, what was the purpose of creating these prayer beads? For money? Or something else?
Eater God didn’t respond anymore.
"The two in the restroom, out!"
Lin Baici called out.
No response.
"Do you guys want to lick the toilet bowl, too?"
Lin Baici threatened.
Bang!
The door opened, and a young man and woman stepped out.
Their peripheral vision caught sight of Qi Heng crouched at the corner, licking the urinal.
Holy crap!
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