Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1093 - 519: God Lin, You Are the Hope of the Entire Village!_2

Chapter 1093: Chapter 519: God Lin, You Are the Hope of the Entire Village!_2

"God Lin, think of something quickly?"

A thirty-something-year-old examiner named Zhou Chao shouted at Lin Baici. This time, he was the one being targeted.

The Goddess statue’s eyes were indifferent, scornful, and radiated a regal aura that suggested, except for herself, all beings are mere ants.

"Quick, find some offerings to present to it!"

Zhang Hao urged.

"Where in the world are we supposed to find any offerings here?"

Zhou Chao, drenched in sweat from panic, suddenly had a brainwave and lifted the long knife in his hand.

"I offer this to you!"

After saying this, Zhou Chao even knocked his head on the ground in a bow.

The Goddess statue clearly wasn’t satisfied, as Zhou Chao’s body began to turn to clay.

He panicked, but to no avail; in less than a minute, he had turned into a clay statue, his face still vividly portraying his terror and panic.

The Goddess statue turned her head, and those who caught her gaze nearly wet themselves from fear, all praying that she wouldn’t look their way.

But there’s always someone unlucky.

This time, the Goddess statue’s gaze fell on Lin Baici.

"Damn it!"

Xia Hongyao cursed, trying to think of what to do, while Hua Yue Yu didn’t hesitate for a moment, stood up, threw herself in front of Lin Baici, and knelt down.

"Goddess above, accept my bow!"

Hua Yue Yu shouted loudly, drawing the statue’s attention.

"What are you doing?"

Liu Langqing was completely baffled: "Don’t make things worse, what if you get God Lin killed?"

"Holy shit!"

The auntie gasped; it was clear the girl intended to draw the Goddess statue’s attention and die in place of Lin Baici.

Gu Qingqiu didn’t expect Hua Yue Yu to be so besotted with Lin Baici.

Should she be called a tirer’s dog or hopelessly devoted?

Lin Baici didn’t expect Hua Yue Yu to pull such a stunt and was stunned. From what he knew, two people had already died — the Little Merperson’s action was almost certain to turn her into a clay figure.

"Get out of the way!"

Lin Baici reached out and pushed Hua Yue Yu to the side.

Despite the rough action, Lin Baici was deeply moved but also a bit overwhelmed. If they both managed to get out alive this time, what was he going to do about their relationship?

She was clearly willing to die for him.

Lin Baici looked up and met eyes with the Goddess statue. Just as he was about to ask what kind of offering she wanted, the monster turned its head away.

It targeted another male examiner.

"What the hell?"

Xie Yangchun looked at Lin Baici with a face full of surprise, completely baffled as to why the monster would spare him.

Could it be because of his good looks?

"What does this mean?"

Zhang Hao was dumbfounded, then concentrated hard on recalling Lin Baici’s actions after entering this place. Could it be that some aspect of his behavior had greatly increased the Goddess statue’s favor?

"Phew!"

Xia Hongyao breathed a sigh of relief, "I always said little Linzi has good luck."

Gu Qingqiu, however, didn’t put it down to luck; she always felt that Lin Baici harbored a big secret.

"..."

Long Miaomiao’s eyes were wide in shock, her mouth agape as if she could fit a large sausage.

No way, Brother Lin?

Is your charm so great it even captivates monsters?

Deng Mingyu narrowed his eyes, feeling that the key to surviving this ordeal now rested on Lin Baici.

"Why is it looking at me?"

The male examiner wanted to cry without tears and was especially angry; wasn’t it Lin Baici’s turn?

"Quickly, give it an offering!"

Gu Qingqiu urged.

"I... I..."

The male examiner had nothing else to offer and suddenly, inspired, cried out: "I offer myself as the offering to you!"

First, find a way to survive.

The scene fell silent as everyone watched the male examiner, waiting for the result.

One second!

Ten seconds!

...

The Goddess statue continued to watch the male examiner, but he didn’t turn into a clay figure.

"It seems to have worked?"

The auntie got excited, but before she could finish speaking, a huge hand fell from the sky like a plummeting comet.

The target was the male examiner.

Whoosh!

Everyone’s expressions changed drastically as they scrambled to dodge.

The male examiner, desperate and helpless, charged toward Deng Mingyu in a last-ditch effort.

Even though Yuan Jifeng, who was also at a Half-Step Dragon Level, had been killed by such a slap, what if Deng Mingyu could withstand it?

"You son of a bitch!"

Deng Mingyu cursed, immediately accelerating to flee.

He certainly wasn’t about to take a hit from a powerful and terrifying monster for a colleague.

Bang!

The large hand clapped down, swatting the male examiner into a pile of shattered flesh, not a single large piece left intact.

Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!

Dots of clay splattered around like a downpour.

"The offering should be clay figures!"

Gu Qingqiu remembered the strangely shaped clay figures in front of the Goddess statue, "Stop kneeling, it’s useless, hurry up and make clay figures!"

[Your little cake is really powerful!]

The Eater God exclaimed.

[I’m getting less and less willing to eat her up. Why not train her as a hunting dog? You could play with her in your spare time and hunt with her. Kill two birds with one stone.]

"Hurry up and make clay figures!"

Lin Baici shouted.

The Eater God’s comment meant that Gu Qingqiu’s deduction was correct.

Never mind if it’s useful or not, just make it first.

Lin Baici grabbed a handful of clay, rolled it into a ball, and then his forehead furrowed, realizing that making a clay figure would take too much time.

And there was another problem: What shape should he make?

Should he make his own likeness? Or would anything suffice?

"God Lin!"

Liu Langqing’s voice trembled as she called out for help; the Goddess statue’s gaze had fallen on her.

"Tell it you will offer a clay figure as an offering!"

Lin Baici was trying hard to find a solution, "Desperate times call for desperate measures!"

"O God above, I will offer a clay figure as an offering!"

Liu Langqing kowtowed and then quickly started making her clay figure.

Three minutes had passed, and Liu Langqing had not been cursed into a clay sculpture, which relaxed everyone a bit.

They found the answer—make a clay figure as an offering.

Ten minutes passed like a thief, quietly slipping away.

Liu Langqing’s clay figure was not yet complete, but the Goddess statue was growing impatient.

"Where is your offering?"

The statue spoke, its voice rough, like stone scraping against a grindstone, painfully grating against the eardrum.

"Here! It’s here!"

Liu Langqing presented the clay figure she had made.

To be honest, it was crude.

The Goddess statue glanced at it, and its large hand clapped down.

"Are you playing me?"

Though it was a stone face, everyone could still see the anger upon it.

Bang!

Dirt flew as Liu Langqing was smacked to death, leaving no trace of her body behind.

"Don’t just stand there, hurry up and make clay figures!"

Xie Yangchun urged.

The Goddess statue looked around, and its gaze landed on Zhang Hao.

"Dammit!"

Zhang Hao didn’t give up, put in his best effort to finish shaping the clay figure, and also did not forget to ask for help: "God Lin, you’re the hope of our entire village!"

Lin Baici had already smoothed the black clay on the ground in front of him. He had intended to make a figure of himself first, but seeing the situation, he activated Soul Sketch. Treating the ground as a canvas, in a few quick strokes, he outlined a sketch of Zhang Hao.

It was an exact likeness.

Then, Lin Baici activated Reverse Two Dimensions, giving a light slap on the sketch on the ground.

Pop!

Divine Power was injected into the sketch, and as Lin Baici lifted his hand, a lifelike clay figure of Zhang Hao rose from the ground.

Over a foot long, it was incredibly lifelike.

"Wow!"

Long Miaomiao exclaimed, it was so realistic!

"Zhang Hao!"

Lin Baici tossed the clay figure to her.

He could use this act of Divine Grace to summon things he drew from the two-dimensional world into the three-dimensional world.

Pop!

Zhang Hao caught the clay figure and felt the bliss of stepping from hell to heaven. She quickly kowtowed and offered the clay figure as an offering.

The Goddess statue nodded, seemingly satisfied, and then turned its gaze to the next examiner.

"I’m alive!"

Zhang Hao breathed a huge sigh of relief: "God Lin, from today onwards, you’re my god. If anyone dares to disrespect you, I’ll kill their entire family!"

"God Lin, could you help out?"

Another examiner asked for assistance.

"Don’t just stand there, keep making clay figures. If it really comes to it, then ask God Lin for help."

Xie Yangchun scolded.

Such a powerful Divine Grace was surely very draining on Divine Power, and Lin Baici may not be able to keep it up.

Many people had this thought, and so they envied Fang Mingyuan and Hua Yue Yu and the others; they were just examinees, amateurs who should have died already, but because they knew Lin Baici, they could live comfortably.

Once the rules were polluted and the key point was known, the rest was easy.

A few people did not need Lin Baici’s help and were able to squeeze out passable clay figures on their own.

Among them, Long Miaomiao’s figure was the most beautiful.

"I love eating sugar figures, not to mention the zodiac animals, I can make an entire zoo!"

Little Fatty Sister put her hands on her hips, immensely proud.