Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1092 - 519: God Lin, You Are the Hope of the Entire Village!

Chapter 1092: Chapter 519: God Lin, You Are the Hope of the Entire Village!

Everyone was still shaken, and Lin Baici’s actions had frightened everyone.

"Xiao Bai, what are you doing?"

Hua Yue Yu was so scared that her whole body was on end, and she reached out to pull him back.

"Damn, don’t get up!"

"Are you crazy!"

Aunt Zhang and Zhang Hao cried out in unison. As Lin Baici darted past them, they instinctively reached out to pull him down to his knees.

Yuan Jifeng had been slapped to death by the Goddess statue for being disrespectful. What were you trying to prove?

Gu Qingqiu didn’t stop Lin Baici. Instead, he looked at the eyes of the Goddess statue first. The monster wasn’t paying attention to Lin Baici but was looking off into the distance, seemingly reminiscing about the past.

Xie Yangchun was shocked. He hadn’t expected Lin Baici to be so committed to his friend, willingly risking his life.

"I’m on it!"

Lin Baici took over from Long Miaomiao, performing CPR on Fang Mingyuan.

Little Fatty Sister’s movements were not standardized.

"He shouldn’t die, right?"

Little Fatty Sister knelt beside him, sizing up Lin Baici.

Being with Brother Lin felt so safe!

"What’s up with that kid? Why is God Lin helping him so much?"

"Don’t you know that God Lin is a freshman this year? They are roommates!"

"Damn, a freshman? I knew God Lin was young, but this young is just too much."

The examiners murmured among themselves.

Regardless, this time, Lin Baici had greatly boosted his popularity. From now on, everyone in the Security Bureau would know him as Righteous Lin.

At this moment, even Deng Mingyu wanted to befriend Lin Baici.

Not to mention how Lin Baici had earlier given the Taboo things to Gu Qingqiu. Many people saw it. Who wouldn’t want a companion like him?

After pressing for over two minutes, Fang Mingyuan suddenly coughed violently and woke up from his unconscious state.

Cough! Cough!

Out of his mouth and nose, some black mud was expelled.

Fang Mingyuan looked uncomfortable and bewildered as he looked around, then he began to feel lucky.

"I... I’m not dead yet?"

Fang Mingyuan grabbed Lin Baici’s hand very tightly, as if letting go would result in Black and White Impermanence snatching him away to the underworld.

"Don’t be downhearted, death is still far away!"

Lin Baici handed Fang Mingyuan a bottle of water and took one for himself, gulping down a few drinks and rinsing his mouth. "Lucky I didn’t lose my first kiss, or I’d have really lost out today. You owe me a treat when we get back!"

Although performing mouth-to-mouth was meant to save others, it would have been nicer if the rescued person were a girl.

"Definitely a feast!"

Fang Mingyuan, overwhelmed by emotion, spilled tears. "It’s a shame I’m an only child with no sisters, otherwise I’d definitely introduce them to you, and you wouldn’t need to pay a dime for a dowry!"

"..."

Hua Yue Yu thought this kid was seriously ill. Don’t you know how many girls are lining up to marry Lin Baici? And you dare ask for a dowry?

If Xiao Bai would marry me, I wouldn’t ask for a dowry. I’d even pay out twenty million, and after getting married, I’d handle the laundry, cooking, earning money, everything.

Even the money from my monthly live streams would all go to Little Bai.

"By the way, I have an aunt who isn’t married yet. She’s a six out of ten in looks, not very pretty, but she’s got a great figure!"

Fang Mingyuan was still emotionally unstable from his brush with death, so his speech was somewhat incoherent.

"An unmarried woman, what are you even introducing?"

Xie Yangchun joked, "You clearly don’t understand the benefits of a wife!"

Other than Zhang Hao, who smiled out of politeness, nobody else could even muster a smile. The crisis was not yet over, and no one was in the mood for jokes.

"Look out, it’s lowering its head!"

Gu Qingqiu suddenly spoke up, and everyone’s hearts tightened once again, as if they were seized by a giant hand.

"Don’t look up at it!"

Xie Yangchun whispered a warning.

He was being overly cautious; no one dared.

At times like this, even if they were destined to be contaminated, everyone wanted to be the last to encounter it, giving them a chance to observe, gather experience, and look for a solution.

"[The ritual begins, the ritual begins, hurry and present the offering, or you will be cursed, turned to mud, and remain here forever.]"

Eater God urged.

"Offering?"

Lin Baici looked around and frowned. "It can’t be a human life, can it?"

Besides the black mud and mud statues that covered the ground, there was nothing of value to use as an offering.

"Surely we can’t dig it up from the ground?"

Lin Baici stuck his hand into the muddy ground. Although the black mud tide had receded, there was still half a foot of mud left, like the tidal flats after the sea had withdrawn.

"Alumni, that examiner has turned to mud!"

Gu Qingqiu was bold, stealing glances at the Goddess statue and noticing that she was staring at a short-haired male examiner.

The examiner kept his head down, not looking at it.

After about a minute, the man’s skin turned earth-colored, his limbs began to stiffen, and just when he realized something was wrong and tried to call for help, it was too late.

His lips seemed filled with lead, unable to open or produce sound.

Gu Qingqiu’s words sent a chill down everyone’s spine, and they immediately looked over.

"Little Zhao?"

Xie Yangchun called out.

Little Zhao knelt motionless, his skin visibly losing its luster, turning to mud, and even dusting off as the wind blew.

"What on earth does this statue want?"

Aunt Zhang’s scalp tingled.

"It must want an offering!"

Lin Baici explained, "Anyone it fixes its gaze on must immediately present an offering that satisfies it, otherwise they will turn to mud!"

"What kind of offering?"

An Yi Xian inquired.

Lin Baici spread his hands.

Everyone pondered, following this train of thought, their minds working overtime.